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<b_jonas> `` set -e; f=/hackenv/bin/STOP; >$f echo $\'#!/bin/sh\\nrm -vf /hackenv/bin/bfbotquine\'; chmod -c a+x "$f"
author HackEso <hackeso@esolangs.org>
date Fri, 29 Nov 2019 23:32:11 +0000
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Your lifespan is how fat you are in the time dimension. The temporally fattest person in the world has a temporal length of 122 years. Interestingly, the fatter you are in space, the less fat you tend to be in time.