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author HackEso <hackeso@esolangs.org>
date Sat, 18 Jan 2020 19:01:43 +0000
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After the London terrorist attacks of 2005, the Underground was completely evacuated. Without air resistance, the trains would go at blazingly fast speeds between the terminals. This is called a vacuum tube. Sadly, current technology doesn't let passengers travel that way.