<kspalaiologos> ` cat > ../wisdom/kspalaiologos <<<"kspalaiologos is a brainfuck addict and a late night Perl hacker. He\'s secretly disassembling brainfuck code for a casino that lost the source code. Apparently knows the secret of Malbolge."

Japan is so far from Finland. However, like Finland, it is so near to Russia, and quite a long way from Cairo. It's many fewer miles from Vietnam than Finland is.