<kspalaiologos> ` cat > ../wisdom/kspalaiologos <<<"kspalaiologos is a brainfuck addict and a late night Perl hacker. He\'s secretly disassembling brainfuck code for a casino that lost the source code. Apparently knows the secret of Malbolge."

The word "bimonthly" has at least two meanings, although this wisdom only gives about half of one. No matter which expert you follow, you're 50% likely to misinterpret it, or doubly so, depending on the phase of the moon.