<kspalaiologos> ` cat > ../wisdom/kspalaiologos <<<"kspalaiologos is a brainfuck addict and a late night Perl hacker. He\'s secretly disassembling brainfuck code for a casino that lost the source code. Apparently knows the secret of Malbolge."

Astronomy is the study of stars, such as Julia Child and Gordon Ramsay, typically through long-distance viewing devices. Despite the name, it does not involve the study of the astrointestinal tract.