<kspalaiologos> ` cat > ../wisdom/kspalaiologos <<<"kspalaiologos is a brainfuck addict and a late night Perl hacker. He\'s secretly disassembling brainfuck code for a casino that lost the source code. Apparently knows the secret of Malbolge."

Agent “Iä” Smith is an alien with a strange allergy to avian body covering, which he is trying to retroactively prevent from ever evolving. On the 3rd of March, he's lawful good.