<kspalaiologos> ` cat > ../wisdom/kspalaiologos <<<"kspalaiologos is a brainfuck addict and a late night Perl hacker. He\'s secretly disassembling brainfuck code for a casino that lost the source code. Apparently knows the secret of Malbolge."

The absolute value of a number, also known as its cosign, is its distance from zero regardless of direction. It shouldn't be negative, but Sgeo is trying to break maths.