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author HackEso <hackeso@esolangs.org>
date Tue, 17 Sep 2019 13:32:58 +0000
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Your lifespan is how fat you are in the time dimension. The temporally fattest person in the world has a temporal length of 122 years. Interestingly, the fatter you are in space, the less fat you tend to be in time.