<oerjan> le/rn bimonthly//The word "bimonthly" has at least two meanings, although this wisdom only gives about half of one. No matter which expert you follow, you\'re 50% likely to misinterpret it, or doubly so, depending on the phase of the moon.

unless essential for the entry‘s humor, they should:  be understandable without the lookup key, be single spaced and end in a newline with no space before that, and use proper capitalization and punctuation