<oerjan> le/rn bimonthly//The word "bimonthly" has at least two meanings, although this wisdom only gives about half of one. No matter which expert you follow, you\'re 50% likely to misinterpret it, or doubly so, depending on the phase of the moon.

The Milky Way is the astrointestinal tract through which our own planet is ruminated. Recently discovered alternatives, like Andromeda and M81, offer hope for lactose-intolerant astronomers.