<Jafet> le/rn double dactyl//Curious spurious verse form, ostensibly catchy to hear but herculean to write. Sadly its bent on the sesquipedalian makes double dactyls pretentious and trite.

#!/usr/bin/perl
$_ = (join " ", @ARGV) || `words`; s/^\s+|\s+$//g; print "Hi $_. "; if (/[aeiouyAEIOUY]/) { s/^[^aeiouyAEIOUY]*/H/; } else { s/^./H/; } print "$_.";