<pikhq> ` cat >src/pikhqbow.c <<<$\'#include <stdio.h>\\n#include <wchar.h>\\n\'\'int main(){wint_t c;int a=2;b:c=fgetwc(stdin);if(c==EOF) return 0;printf("\\x03%02d%s%lc",a,c==L\'\\\'\',\'\\\'\'?",99":"",c);a++;if(a==14)a=2;goto b;}\'

Agent “Iä” Smith is an alien with a strange allergy to avian body covering, which he is trying to retroactively prevent from ever evolving. On the 3rd of March, he's lawful good.