The Official MBA Handbook on doing company business on an airplane:
	Do not work openly on top-secret company cost documents unless
	you have previously ascertained that the passenger next to you
	is blind, a rock musician on mood-ameliorating drugs, or the
	unfortunate possessor of a forty-seventh chromosome.
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You are here:
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		 But you're not all there.
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It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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I don't know what Descartes' got,
But booze can do what Kant cannot.
		-- Mike Cross
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It is not enough that I should succeed.  Others must fail.
		-- Ray Kroc, Founder of McDonald's
		[Also attributed to David Merrick.  Ed.]

It is not enough to succeed.  Others must fail.
		-- Gore Vidal
		[Great minds think alike?  Ed.]
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BOFH excuse #343:

The ATM board has run out of 10 pound notes.  We are having a whip round to refill it, care to contribute ?
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"Luke, I'm yer father, eh.  Come over to the dark side, you hoser."
		-- Dave Thomas, "Strange Brew"
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/*
 * [...] Note that 120 sec is defined in the protocol as the maximum
 * possible RTT.  I guess we'll have to use something other than TCP
 * to talk to the University of Mars.
 * PAWS allows us longer timeouts and large windows, so once implemented
 * ftp to mars will work nicely.
 */
		-- from /usr/src/linux/net/inet/tcp.c, concerning RTT [round trip time]
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"One Architecture, One OS" also translates as "One Egg, One Basket".
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