<noloveinwaikiki> le/rn oerjan/pedantic like a STASI agent traces every unknown user. but why? game? tradition? misinformation? uncivilized sports .. ultraviolant on christmas eve. (old text: wisdom/oerjan_)

#!/bin/sh
allquotes | if [ "$1" ]; then
    if expr "$1" + 0 >/dev/null 2>&1; then
        sed "$1q;d"
    else
        grep -P -i -- "$1"
    fi
else shuf -n 1; fi