<noloveinwaikiki> le/rn oerjan/pedantic like a STASI agent traces every unknown user. but why? game? tradition? misinformation? uncivilized sports .. ultraviolant on christmas eve. (old text: wisdom/oerjan_)

#!/usr/bin/perl
$_ = (join " ", @ARGV) || `words`; s/^\s+|\s+$//g; print "Hi $_. "; if (/[aeiouyAEIOUY]/) { s/^[^aeiouyAEIOUY]*/H/; } else { s/^./H/; } print "$_.";