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2008-03-14.txt:20:48:37: <Deewiant> google suggests hexham, england 2009-02-07.txt:17:13:24: <ehird> ais523: hexham 2009-02-07.txt:17:23:07: <ehird> "Hexham is the administrative centre for the Tynedale district" 2009-02-07.txt:17:24:45: <ais523> hexhamshire used to be a county 2009-02-21.txt:23:31:43: <ehird> 4 orchard terrace, hexham, northumberland, united kingdom, ne46 3pw 2009-04-06.txt:18:49:28: <ehird> AnMaster_ipv6: 4 orchard terrace, hexham, northumberland 2009-04-06.txt:18:51:10: <fizzie> Hexham sounds like an awesome name. Something sort of combination of witch-style cursery and ham. 2009-04-06.txt:18:51:38: <ais523> ehird was surprised that I'd heard of Hexham before he told me 2009-04-06.txt:19:02:45: <Asztal_> there's a Hexham Close near me, so I'd heard the word. 2009-04-25.txt:20:46:58: <ais523> and now you live in Hexham, which is famous although its residents deny it 2009-04-25.txt:20:47:19: <ehird> Born in hemel hempstead (sp)... somewhere or another for a while... west pelton... prudhoe... and hexham 2009-05-22.txt:16:40:53: <ehird> nooga: if you drop by hexham you're welcome not to visit me 2009-05-22.txt:16:44:02: <nooga> ehird: isn't hexham that village near newcastle? 2009-05-22.txt:16:46:18: <ehird> nooga: then the only thing you could do in Hexham is either come on the right day and look at the boring market and not visit a 13-year-old named elliott hird 2009-06-05.txt:00:22:23: <oerjan> fizzie: hexham or something like that 2009-06-05.txt:20:54:11: <ehird> 16:22:23 <oerjan> fizzie: hexham or something like that 2009-06-05.txt:20:55:06: <ais523> unless he's been constantly lying, though, he lives in Hexham 2009-07-02.txt:15:44:19: <ais523> although if Hexham's as boring as you claim it is, that might give me an incentive to avoid your hometown and so avoid you by implication 2009-07-02.txt:15:46:51: <ehird> It just looks like a church to me and it's called Hexham Abbey 2009-07-02.txt:15:47:06: <ehird> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hexham_Abbey 2009-07-02.txt:15:59:47: <nooga> http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/7200/642pxhexhamabbey.jpg gahahahaha 2009-07-02.txt:18:29:08: <oerjan> <ais523> ehird: I don't think I've ever conciously avoided you either <-- i think you need to go to hexham to do that properly 2009-07-02.txt:18:37:57: <ais523> oerjan: I was wondering if conciously avoiding Hexham was sufficient 2009-08-20.txt:07:29:59: <oerjan> i think hexham should count, with that name 2009-10-04.txt:03:14:16: <ehird> 4 Orchard Terrace, Hexham, England 2009-10-08.txt:03:15:18: <oerjan> sir ehird, baron of hexham 2009-10-12.txt:14:35:31: <ehird> you may all call me "mr really-obscure-village-near-hexham-but-nearer-prudhoe" 2009-10-15.txt:12:39:01: <ais523> ehird: hexham? or somewhere else? 2009-10-15.txt:12:40:22: <ais523> although, I presume you were surprised I'd even heard of Hexham in the first place 2009-10-15.txt:12:42:00: <ehird> Lived in Prudhoe before Hexham, anyawy. 2009-10-15.txt:12:43:21: <ehird> Just checked; the village is 10 miles away from Hexham. 2009-10-17.txt:21:35:30: <ehird> in hexham there was an exchange in town 2009-11-28.txt:01:26:31: <ais523> I doubt there even is a Baron of Hexham 2009-11-28.txt:01:28:04: <ais523> Aubrey Geoffrey Frederick Rippon, Baron Rippon of Hexham 2010-03-20.txt:18:44:39: <fizzie> alise: I don't remember where you live, but walking from Hexham (which I think was at least nearby at some point) to where I live would take you just 5 days, 13 hours. (It involves some 371 steps; you take the Newcastle-Ijmuiden-Amsterdam ferry to Netherlands, then the Hoek van Holland-Harwich ferry back to UK, then the Harwich-Esbjerg ferry to Denmark; then you just walk across Denmark (a hundred miles or so), take another ferry to Rostock, and from there to H 2010-03-20.txt:18:53:53: <Deewiant> The car-directions hexham->helsinki make more sense 2010-03-20.txt:18:59:25: <alise> http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=helsinki+to:brussels&hl=en&geocode=&mra=ls&dirflg=w&sll=-5.52475,179.448463&sspn=74.498813,114.433594&ie=UTF8&ll=48.806863,8.481445&spn=13.289494,28.608398&z=5 2010-03-20.txt:18:59:33: <alise> Hexham, Helsinki, Brussels. 2010-05-02.txt:01:42:29: <alise> My wall of my room in the previous Hexham house that my computer stood at had a down-staircase on the other side. 2010-05-22.txt:14:06:06: <alise> AnMaster: It's 25 degrees in Hexham apparently but it's nowhere near that temperature here indoors 2010-07-17.txt:23:28:41: <alise> The Hexham Courant is the biggest waste of trees I've ever read. 2010-08-01.txt:16:56:27: <alise> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hexham 2010-08-04.txt:01:00:10: <alise> If you're not in Newcastle, you're too far away to visit Hexham without making me worry that rape is a serious possibility. 2010-08-14.txt:17:05:09: <alise> Hexham is north-east. 2010-12-18.txt:20:50:50: <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, I DETEST YOU AND I AM ALREADY ON A TRAIN TO HEXHAM TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH A LAMP POST. 2010-12-29.txt:12:51:29: <Phantom_Hoover> Hey, one of the people on the Oolite board is from Hexham. I should tell elliott. 2010-12-29.txt:17:04:17: <elliott> 04:51:29 <Phantom_Hoover> Hey, one of the people on the Oolite board is from Hexham. I should tell elliott. 2010-12-29.txt:17:08:31: <Phantom_Hoover_> elliott, I have absolutely no idea about him other than that he is from Hexham and his punctuation and spelling are good 2011-01-22.txt:00:58:06: <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, I know you live in Hexham and I know your surname. 2011-01-22.txt:00:58:50: <Phantom_Hoover> How many people can there be in Hexham 2011-01-22.txt:01:39:01: <pikhq> Especially as there is a second Elliott Hird in Hexham. 2011-05-22.txt:18:56:47: <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, quick, show us a picture of Hexham so we may laugh. 2011-06-17.txt:22:33:37: <elliott> http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/libertycentral/2011/jun/17/library-censoring-internet-hexham 2011-06-17.txt:22:33:43: <elliott> Hexham: exactly the same as China. 2011-06-29.txt:04:35:29: <elliott> http://208.87.32.71/landerbanners/he/hexham.com.jpg hexham 2011-06-29.txt:04:37:59: <elliott> tigers in hexham 2011-06-29.txt:04:38:18: <elliott> total hexham.com.jpg 2011-07-08.txt:09:35:09: <elliott> hexham lava 2011-07-08.txt:09:35:33: <elliott> maybe i'll just call the actual DSL hexham lava 2011-07-08.txt:09:36:11: <ais523> do you still live in an insignificant village vaguely near Hexham? 2011-07-08.txt:09:36:28: <elliott> ais523: no, I've been in Hexham proper since late last year 2011-07-08.txt:09:45:40: <oerjan> <ais523> do you still live in an insignificant village vaguely near Hexham? <-- wait, hexham isn't an insignificant village? 2011-07-16.txt:16:01:00: <Phantom_Hoover> Please don't tell me you live in Hexham. 2011-07-16.txt:16:01:23: <Phantom_Hoover> You... you do live in Hexham, don't you. 2011-07-16.txt:16:02:10: <oklofok> how many people live in hexham? 2011-07-16.txt:16:02:35: <oklofok> then either you do not live in hexham or we know who brought you here 2011-07-16.txt:16:03:20: <Taneb> I seriously do live in Hexham 2011-07-16.txt:16:05:08: <oklofok> huh. well elliott lives in hexham as well 2011-07-16.txt:16:06:07: <Taneb> He lives in Hexham? 2011-07-16.txt:16:10:26: <Taneb> I can prove that I live in Hexham! 2011-07-16.txt:16:11:35: <oklofok> a guy with your palindrome talent could easily work it out we were going to ask you if you lived in hexham. 2011-07-16.txt:16:12:01: <Taneb> I had no idea that you were going to ask me if I lived in Hexham 2011-07-16.txt:16:12:46: <oklofok> how many festivals a year does hexham have? 2011-07-16.txt:16:13:42: <Taneb> And that other time when there's a historical redoey thingy on about the Hexham Protests 2011-07-16.txt:16:14:30: <Phantom_Hoover> ""Hexham" was used in the Borders as a euphemism for "Hell"." 2011-07-16.txt:16:17:35: <Taneb> http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Queen_Elizabeth_High_School,_Hexham&action=history 2011-07-16.txt:16:18:01: <Taneb> http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Queen_Elizabeth_High_School,_Hexham&diff=prev&oldid=371171660 2011-07-16.txt:18:05:59: <Taneb> Still not believing I live in Hexham 2011-07-16.txt:18:06:36: <oklofok> i'm currently acting on the assumption that you will consistently claim to be from hexham 2011-07-16.txt:18:07:03: <Taneb> I cannot think of a way to prove that I am in Hexham 2011-07-16.txt:18:08:20: <oklofok> go to one of the things hexham has that is on the internet and put something of my choice there 2011-07-16.txt:18:09:09: <Taneb> I will stand next to the abbey in site of the Hexham Courant Webcam for a while with a sign saying "I AM TANEB" 2011-07-16.txt:21:47:10: <elliott> Taneb: Are you serious do you live in Hexham. 2011-07-16.txt:21:51:53: <elliott> Taneb: <elliott> Taneb: Are you serious do you live in Hexham. 2011-07-16.txt:21:54:58: <Taneb> Hexham has a population that I'm gonna call 10000 for easier maths 2011-07-16.txt:21:57:04: <Taneb> By these numbers, there is a 1 in 600000 chance of a random person living in Hexham 2011-07-16.txt:21:57:57: <Taneb> That means there is over a 1 in 1000 chance of one living in Hexham 2011-07-16.txt:21:58:09: <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, you of course realise that the probability of a random esolanger being from Hexham is much more than 1/600000. 2011-07-16.txt:21:59:45: <elliott> Taneb: OK fine, the chance of a random person who is both an esolanger and who reads MSPA living in Hexham is pretty low :-P 2011-07-16.txt:22:00:38: <elliott> Me and Taneb are the only two people in Hexham. 2011-07-16.txt:22:00:56: <oklofok> well i kind of live in hexham too 2011-07-16.txt:22:01:56: <Sgeo> elliott, as in, Hexham was where fax lives or something, so it would seem likely that Taneb is fax 2011-07-16.txt:22:02:35: <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, erm, fax lived in Hexham? 2011-07-16.txt:22:15:14: <Taneb> Zero, Elliott, when I heard you lived in Hexham I checked you out 2011-07-18.txt:12:43:55: <Taneb> Whereabouts in Hexham do you live? 2011-07-22.txt:23:11:52: <elliott> is it cold there Taneb too am i the only cold person in hexham 2011-07-31.txt:17:56:30: <Taneb> I think my great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather was christened in Hexham 2011-08-03.txt:19:17:13: <Taneb> Those people from Hexham are weird 2011-09-12.txt:01:50:24: <ais523> but you can't shout loud enough to reach Birmingham from Hexham 2011-09-12.txt:01:55:28: <ais523> elliott: interestingly, Google Maps suggests two entirely different routes from Hexham to Birmingham 2011-09-12.txt:01:56:14: <ais523> also, I didn't really appreciate that Hexham was that far North 2011-09-12.txt:01:57:16: <ais523> that'd make sense, who'd put Hexham in a geoIP? 2011-09-12.txt:01:58:31: <elliott> "We could not calculate directions between Hexham, UK and Birmingham, AL." 2011-09-12.txt:01:58:55: <ais523> http://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=hexham+uk&daddr=birmingham+uk&hl=en&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=34.122306,85.869141&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFZHTIAMdKBvj_ylzcUEbLZRwSDGYee6u8P6Byg&vpsrc=0&mra=ls&t=m&z=7 2011-09-12.txt:02:05:52: <elliott> http://www.sustrans.org.uk/map?searchKey=hexham&searchType=search&Search=Find this is not very pleasant to use 2011-09-12.txt:02:05:54: <ais523> anyway, route 72 seems to go through hexham 2011-09-12.txt:02:07:53: <ais523> the route seems to be mostly along the north of Hexham, and makes a small detour to visit the railway station 2011-09-12.txt:02:09:03: <ais523> that should be your walking route from Hexham to Birmingham 2011-09-12.txt:02:09:34: <ais523> but Hexham's so far north of Birmingham that I doubt it 2011-09-12.txt:19:11:29: <elliott> http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&geocode=&sll=68.269125,19.376158&sspn=0.017033,0.058107&vpsrc=0&g=68.269125,19.376158&dirflg=w&mra=ltm&ie=UTF8&t=m&z=4 2011-09-12.txt:19:11:42: <elliott> it goes from hexham to the netherlands 2011-09-12.txt:19:13:38: <Taneb> Also, I think Hexham has a disproportionately large amount of esoteric programming enthusiasts 2011-09-12.txt:19:15:32: <Vorpal> <Taneb> And as far as I am aware, we've NEVER MET <-- how large is Hexham? 2011-09-12.txt:19:31:50: <oerjan> <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: I and Taneb can never meet. <-- wait, wouldn't it be ok as long as it is nowhere near hexham? 2011-09-12.txt:19:32:59: <Phantom_Hoover> nooga, fun fact: Hexham is Borders slang for hell. 2011-09-12.txt:19:38:09: <elliott> ais523: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&geocode=&sll=68.269125,19.376158&sspn=0.017033,0.058107&vpsrc=0&g=68.269125,19.376158&dirflg=w&mra=ltm&ie=UTF8&t=m&z=4 2011-09-12.txt:19:40:54: <Phantom_Hoover> http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&geocode=&sll=68.269125,19.376158&sspn=0.017033,0.058107&vpsrc=0&g=68.269125,19.376158&dirflg=w&mra=ltm&ie=UTF8&t=m&z=4 2011-09-12.txt:19:41:58: <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, sorry, http://maps.google.com/maps?q=from:+hexham+to:+edinburgh+to:+68.269125,19.376158&saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&ll=48.224673,1.318359&spn=31.503035,57.65625&sll=53.917281,-1.801758&sspn=6.951905,14.414062&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFWC7VQMdsFzP_ykjJpilALiHSDEnF-d8exTyZA%3BFUW0EQQdHqgnAQ&vpsrc=6&dirflg=w&t=m&z=4 2011-09-12.txt:19:45:19: <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: oklopol: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:helsinki+to:Kiruna,+Sweden&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFWC7VQMdsFzP_ykjJpilALiHSDEnF-d8exTyZA%3B%3B&sll=67.554754,18.797607&sspn=2.773689,11.634521&vpsrc=0&hl=en&dirflg=w&mra=ls&ie=UTF8&t=m&z=4 2011-09-12.txt:19:46:05: <Deewiant> http://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:Helsinki,+Finland+to:68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&ll=59.800634,10.634766&spn=31.091097,70.136719&sll=59.800634,10.195313&sspn=31.091097,70.136719 2011-09-12.txt:19:46:56: <Taneb> http://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:Helsinki,+Finland+to:68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&ll=59.800634,10.634766&spn=31.091097,70.136719&sll=59.800634,10.195313&sspn=31.091097,70.136719 2011-09-12.txt:19:47:25: <elliott> http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:Riga,+Latvia+to:Helsinki,+Finland+to:68.269125,19.376158&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFWC7VQMdsFzP_ykjJpilALiHSDEnF-d8exTyZA%3B%3BFVQelgMdAId8ASmRBiGWxwuSRjFj9-I7hL1OzQ%3BFUW0EQQdHqgnAQ&sll=59.592995,11.21014&sspn=29.97045,93.076172&vpsrc=0&hl=en&mra=ls&ie=UTF8&t=m&z=4 2011-09-12.txt:19:48:25: <oklopol> i could even fly to hexham but i guess that'd defeat the purpose 2011-09-12.txt:19:51:00: <elliott> olsner: this is our base route: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:Riga,+Latvia+to:Helsinki,+Finland+to:68.269125,19.376158&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFWC7VQMdsFzP_ykjJpilALiHSDEnF-d8exTyZA%3BFWjvZAMdks9vASntPQflsM_uRjEw_vJozc8ABA%3BFVQelgMdAId8ASmRBiGWxwuSRjFj9-I7hL1OzQ%3BFUW0EQQdHqgnAQ&sll=59.592995,11.21014&sspn=29.97045,93.076172&vpsrc=6&hl=en&dirflg=w&mra=ltm&ie=UTF8&ll=59.888937, 2011-09-12.txt:19:56:26: <Taneb> We've got to get to Northern Sweden from Hexham via Scotland, Belgium, England, Netherlands, England, Denmark, Germany, Latvia, Sweden, Estonia and Finland together without meeting 2011-09-12.txt:20:05:14: <Taneb> That's a bit like Hexham, then 2011-09-13.txt:18:34:55: <elliott> `log hexham 2011-09-13.txt:18:34:58: <HackEgo> 2010-12-18.txt:20:50:50: <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, I DETEST YOU AND I AM ALREADY ON A TRAIN TO HEXHAM TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH A LAMP POST. 2011-09-13.txt:18:35:19: <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb has 'Hexham' on ping. 2011-09-13.txt:18:35:31: <elliott> `log hexham 2011-09-13.txt:18:35:35: <HackEgo> 2011-09-12.txt:19:48:25: <oklopol> i could even fly to hexham but i guess that'd defeat the purpose 2011-09-13.txt:18:35:50: <elliott> `log hexham 2011-09-13.txt:18:35:54: <HackEgo> 2011-07-16.txt:22:00:56: <oklofok> well i kind of live in hexham too 2011-09-13.txt:20:23:11: <Taneb> It's actually bigger than Hexham 2011-09-13.txt:20:24:23: <Taneb> Wow, Hexham and Scotland have swapped populations 2011-09-13.txt:20:24:47: <Gregor> BUT WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF HEXHAM (the land of six pigs) 2011-09-13.txt:20:28:31: <Taneb> Practically in Hexham 2011-09-16.txt:15:12:50: <Taneb> I blame the awful weather in Hexham 2011-09-16.txt:16:33:39: <fizzie> Hexham, Latvia. 2011-09-17.txt:21:08:33: <ais523> elliott: Subject: [SPAM?] SPAM: example viagra cialis hexham didgeridoo 2011-09-17.txt:21:09:22: <monqy> viagra cialis hexham didgeridoo 2011-09-18.txt:00:58:31: <ais523> perhaps I should give lessons in-channel, so elliott doesn't have to walk all the way from Hexham to attend them 2011-09-18.txt:16:30:45: <Ngevd> I think there's actually someone near HEXHAM, THE CAPITAL OF ESOTERIC PROGRAMMING who does it for a living 2011-09-18.txt:16:41:32: <Phantom_Hoover> <Ngevd> I think there's actually someone near HEXHAM, THE CAPITAL OF ESOTERIC PROGRAMMING who does it for a living 2011-09-18.txt:18:54:32: <Ngevd> It was invented by someone from Hexham 2011-09-20.txt:16:38:58: <Ngevd> It thinks Hexham's in... Israel? So I have to say I'm in the middle of the Atlantic to compensate 2011-09-20.txt:16:39:53: <fizzie> There's a Hexham everywhere. 2011-09-20.txt:16:40:58: <fizzie> Hexham is where the heart is. <- An old Chinese proverb. 2011-09-20.txt:20:18:48: <elliott> i'm in the great fridge we call "hexham 2011-09-20.txt:20:20:16: <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, wait, what's the nearest city to Hexham. 2011-09-20.txt:20:22:09: <elliott> Has nobody told Phantom_Hoover about the wormhole near Hexham? 2011-09-21.txt:18:42:25: <elliott_> "The esolanger who is aware of IWC's existence who is regularly in #esoteric and who lives in Hexham" was pretty ambiguous before he came along :P 2011-09-21.txt:18:42:38: <ais523> wait, there are two Hexhamers in #esoteric? 2011-09-21.txt:18:43:04: <ais523> given that Hexham is minor enough that elliott_ was surprised that I'd heard of it 2011-09-21.txt:18:43:19: <Gregor> It's surprising that they've never met given that the entire population of Hexham is six pigs and twelve farmers to maintain the six pigs. 2011-09-21.txt:18:45:26: <elliott_> <ais523> wait, there are two Hexhamers in #esoteric? 2011-09-21.txt:18:45:41: <elliott_> `pastelogs don't tell me you live in hexham 2011-09-21.txt:18:45:55: <ais523> I thought it was reasonably well-known that elliott_ lived in hexham 2011-09-21.txt:18:46:16: <elliott_> `pastelogs hexham 2011-09-21.txt:18:47:06: <ais523> 2008-03-14.txt:20:48:37: <Deewiant> google suggests hexham, england 2011-09-21.txt:18:48:19: <elliott_> ais523: tl;dr Taneb mentioned he was from Northumberland, PH said "please don't tell me you live in Hexham", Taneb freaked out. 2011-09-21.txt:18:48:31: <ais523> Deewiant: ah, so elliott_ was a known hexham/just-next-to-hexham resident before the codu logs started 2011-09-21.txt:18:50:47: <Ngevd> I sometimes where a John Egbert shirt in Hexham 2011-09-21.txt:18:50:57: <Ngevd> That is, in the middle of Hexham 2011-09-21.txt:19:35:11: <elliott> `pastelogs don't tell me you live in hexham 2011-09-21.txt:19:35:27: <olsner> `log hexham 2011-09-21.txt:19:35:32: <HackEgo> 2011-09-21.txt:18:45:26: <elliott_> <ais523> wait, there are two Hexhamers in #esoteric? 2011-09-21.txt:19:36:02: <ais523> `pastelogs hexham 2011-09-21.txt:19:36:20: <olsner> oh, HEXHAMers, now I finally managed to parse that word 2011-09-21.txt:19:36:32: <Phantom_Hoover> Is that a Hexham address? 2011-09-21.txt:19:36:50: <Gregor> elliott: As near as I can tell, that is in fact the only line that matches exactly "don't tell me you live in hexham" 2011-09-21.txt:19:37:07: <Gregor> `pastelogs don't tell me you live in hexham 2011-09-21.txt:19:37:16: <elliott> 2011-07-16.txt:16:01:00: <Phantom_Hoover> Please don't tell me you live in Hexham. 2011-09-21.txt:19:41:04: <Phantom_Hoover> 2011-09-21.txt:18:48:19: <elliott_> ais523: tl;dr Taneb mentioned he was from Northumberland, PH said "please don't tell me you live in Hexham", Taneb freaked out. 2011-09-21.txt:19:41:44: <olsner> taneb is from hexham? 2011-09-21.txt:19:42:06: <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, Hexham seems to be the only one. 2011-09-21.txt:19:42:31: <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, sure, and that raised my suspicion, but a day before I asked him if he was in Hexham. 2011-09-21.txt:19:42:48: <ais523> elliott hasn't always been in Hexham, at least 2011-09-21.txt:22:31:01: <HackEgo> 2011-01-22.txt:00:58:06: <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, I know you live in Hexham and I know your surname. 2011-09-21.txt:22:31:12: <HackEgo> 2011-07-16.txt:21:47:10: <elliott> Taneb: Are you serious do you live in Hexham. 2011-09-21.txt:22:31:53: <Gregor> `log lIvE In HEXhaM 2011-09-21.txt:22:31:57: <HackEgo> 2011-09-21.txt:18:45:41: <elliott_> `pastelogs don't tell me you live in hexham 2011-09-25.txt:19:59:57: <ellion> I live in Hexham. 2011-09-25.txt:20:00:01: <ellion> I bet there's nobody else HERE from Hexham. 2011-09-25.txt:20:00:38: <Vorpal> from hexham 2011-09-25.txt:20:01:09: <monqy> hexham a bad place for bad people 2011-09-25.txt:20:01:49: <oerjan> <ellion> I bet there's nobody else HERE from Hexham. <-- i wonder what you'd say if a third one _did_ show up. apart from AYEEEEH. 2011-09-25.txt:20:03:39: <fizzie> Someone should post a nicely graphic-designed #esoteric ad on some sort of Hexham central noticeboard whatever; the place obviously has potential. 2011-09-25.txt:20:09:54: <Vorpal> both are from hexham, both use os x 2011-09-25.txt:20:10:36: <monqy> some day i will use webchat and pick a weird name and claim to be from hexham 2011-09-25.txt:20:11:37: <ellion> If you claimed to be from Hexham: yes. 2011-09-29.txt:17:38:19: <Phantom_Hoover> No, I refuse on absolute terms to believe that there are two Elliott Hirds in Hexham. 2011-09-29.txt:17:39:43: <Phantom_Hoover> Then it turns out that Hexham is the centre of the coming apocalypse, precipitated by a cross-time war waged with neutrinos? 2011-09-29.txt:18:51:17: <elliott__> ais523: "I think" -- come on, you can't forget the person who IS ALSO FROM FUCKING HEXHAM 2011-09-29.txt:19:13:16: <Vorpal> also what is up with the __? Are you the other elliott hird from Hexham? 2011-09-29.txt:22:11:09: <oerjan> <Phantom_Hoover> Then it turns out that Hexham is the centre of the coming apocalypse, precipitated by a cross-time war waged with neutrinos? <-- just find the ham and make it stop hexing. 2011-09-30.txt:17:28:55: <Ngevd> An esolanger from Hexham, but that's not important 2011-09-30.txt:20:46:01: <Prince_Charles> OK OK Brawl party in Hexham y/n 2011-10-03.txt:18:07:13: <elliott> aka hexham 2011-10-03.txt:18:30:42: <Ngevd> Call it the Hexham Haskell Compiler 2011-10-03.txt:18:33:10: <Ngevd> After Hexham's founder 2011-10-10.txt:15:47:14: <ais523> was Hexham one of them? 2011-10-10.txt:15:52:51: <ais523> so, for Hexham, the nearby routing points are Newcastle and Carlisle 2011-10-10.txt:15:54:46: <ais523> so it's legal to take a /direct/ train from Hexham to Newcastle, followed by a /direct/ train from Newcastle to Hexham 2011-10-10.txt:15:59:45: <Ngevd> If I wanted to go from Hexham to, say, Truro, how devilish would that be 2011-10-10.txt:16:04:03: <Ngevd> <Ngevd> If I wanted to go from Hexham to, say, Truro, how devilish would that be 2011-10-10.txt:18:41:39: <ais523> today we learnt: it is indeed possible to go from Hexham to Morpeth via Newcastle 2011-10-10.txt:18:56:26: <ais523> Q.11: A permitted route for London to Newcastle is given as ER+MM. Is the following route permitted: London St.Pancras via Settle and Carlisle to Glasgow (map MM) and thence to Edinburgh (map ER). If not, why not ? Do you also accept that travel via Settle, Carlisle, and Hexham is not permitted ? 2011-10-10.txt:18:56:29: <ais523> hey, it mentions Hexham! 2011-10-11.txt:19:33:31: <Phantom__Hoover> Ngevd lives in Charmpork, elliott lives in Hexham and Facekicker lives in Cursebacon. 2011-10-11.txt:19:34:19: <ais523> wait, there's another Hexhamer here? 2011-10-11.txt:19:35:47: <elliott> Maybe everyone is from Hexham at heart. 2011-10-11.txt:19:35:59: * pikhq_ casts a spell so that everyone is now from Hexham 2011-10-11.txt:19:36:13: <pikhq_> #esoteric: the Hexham channel. 2011-10-11.txt:19:36:19: <elliott> #hexham 2011-10-11.txt:19:38:14: <olsner> hexed all the way to hexham, the horror 2011-10-11.txt:19:38:45: <oerjan> hexham, arkham and newsham 2011-10-11.txt:19:40:30: <Ngevd> Don't say olsner is from Hexham 2011-10-12.txt:05:24:21: <elliott> hi; poop --disgusted, hexham 2011-10-13.txt:20:47:47: * oerjan accidentally discovers there's a hexham in new south wales 2011-10-13.txt:20:54:31: <oerjan> "Hexham is a suburb of the city of Newcastle, about 15 kilometres (9 mi) inland from Newcastle in [...]" 2011-10-13.txt:20:55:43: <Ngevd> http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=Hexham,+Victoria,+Australia&hl=en&ll=-37.996163,142.69043&spn=2.454485,5.410767&sll=53.800651,-4.064941&sspn=14.745606,43.286133&vpsrc=6&hnear=Hexham+Victoria,+Australia&t=m&z=8 2011-10-13.txt:20:56:19: <elliott> The mosquito species Ochlerotatus alternans is common in the area and adults, famed for their size and ferocity, are referred to as "Hexham Greys".[9] The most famous Hexham Grey is "Ossie the Mossie", (sometimes spelled as "Ozzie the Mozzie") a large model of a mosquito that sits atop the Hexham Bowling Club sign at the corner of the Pacific Highway and Old Maitland Road in Hexham.[10] The previous "Ossie" was replaced with a new "Ossie" (pictur 2011-10-13.txt:20:57:32: <Ngevd> There are two esolangers in Hexham 2011-10-13.txt:20:57:38: <Ngevd> There are three Hexhams in the world 2011-10-13.txt:20:57:57: <oerjan> mind you LTDave isn't actually from hexham, just close 2011-10-13.txt:20:58:10: <elliott> Ngevd: I refuse to believe that there are any esolangers in any other Hexhams of the world. 2011-10-13.txt:20:58:52: <elliott> Does anyone know how to ask Google Maps to tell me about all the Hexhams it knows? 2011-10-13.txt:20:59:06: <elliott> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hexham_(disambiguation) just lists us plus the two Australian towns. 2011-10-14.txt:16:41:07: <Ngevd> elliott_, can you recommend me a resturant in Hexham? 2011-10-15.txt:23:52:20: <Ngevd> In Hexham 2011-10-15.txt:23:53:02: <Phantom_Hoover> I have not been to a party in Hexham. 2011-10-15.txt:23:59:39: <Ngevd> Trivia: everyone in Hexham is connected to elliott in some way 2011-10-18.txt:20:04:27: <Ngevd> citiral, you don't live in Hexham, do you? 2011-10-18.txt:20:04:44: <Ngevd> Okay, no0t Hexham 2011-10-18.txt:20:04:46: <elliott> But do you live in Hexham, Belgium? 2011-10-18.txt:20:04:57: <ais523> citiral: there are two Hexhamers in the channel; everyone was very surprised 2011-10-18.txt:20:05:13: * elliott greps /hexham/ on http://zapatopi.net/belgium/ 2011-10-18.txt:20:06:08: <ais523> first result for "belgium hexham" is http://www.hexhamcourant.co.uk/news/news-at-a-glance/belgium-driver-s-wrong-turn-sparks-rescue-drama-1.764838?referrerPath=news/news-at-a-glance 2011-10-18.txt:20:20:07: <ais523> elliott/Ngevd: is the Hexham Courant a serious newspaper? 2011-10-19.txt:13:56:06: <fizzie> "use, n. Pronunciation: Brit. /juːs/ , U.S. /jus/ -- use, v. Pronunciation: Brit. /juːz/ , U.S. /juz/" OED says it's different also for them Hexhammers. 2011-10-19.txt:19:39:06: <Ngevd> elliott, I think we should work together to get more Hexhamites into esoteric programming 2011-10-19.txt:20:50:48: <Taneb> Narrowly beating Hexham 2011-10-19.txt:20:51:27: <Taneb> Hexham isn't in Finland! 2011-10-19.txt:20:51:35: <Taneb> Hexham's in hell! 2011-10-19.txt:20:52:00: <olsner> Hexham: no longer not in Finland 2011-10-20.txt:21:26:15: <ais523> and it'd take a while to carry it to Hexham even if I did 2011-10-20.txt:21:30:25: <fizzie> There are other places in the UK than Hexham? 2011-10-25.txt:16:26:43: <Taneb|Hovercraft> I need a restaurant recommendation near Hexham 2011-10-28.txt:21:13:41: <olsner> (well obviously not, everyone here is finnish, norwegian, swedish or from hexham) 2011-10-28.txt:21:14:40: <Phantom_Hoover> olsner, excuse me there is only one person from Hexham here. 2011-10-29.txt:22:51:34: <Ngevd> What, Hexham? 2011-10-29.txt:23:16:53: <olsner> and the other one is from hexham? 2011-10-30.txt:21:16:58: <Taneb> Come to Hexham! 2011-10-31.txt:00:33:10: <noqmy> monqy, move to Hexham and make this even more confusing 2011-11-02.txt:21:07:56: <Phantom_Hoover> Is... is that the church in Hexham which elliott tells me is the only interesting thing in it? 2011-11-02.txt:22:59:04: <Phantom_Hoover> Also make Hexham get conquered by dwarves, i.e. Scots. 2011-11-03.txt:21:40:45: <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON NOT TO THROW AN ICBB AT HEXHAM THIS MINUTE 2011-11-05.txt:13:51:44: <Ngevd> Why do you despise Hexham so? 2011-11-09.txt:21:28:47: <Ngevd> The two towns with the most esolangers are Helsinki and Hexham. 2011-11-09.txt:21:30:15: <Ngevd> Phantom__Hoover, that makes EVEN MORE PEOPLE FROM HEXHAM RELATIVELY 2011-11-09.txt:21:36:54: <Ngevd> But Helsinki and Hexham... BOTH BEGIN WITH 'H' 2011-11-09.txt:23:54:11: <ais523> also, why isn't monqy from Hexham? his name sounds like he should be 2011-11-09.txt:23:54:19: <elliott> `addquote <ais523> also, why isn't monqy from Hexham? his name sounds like he should be 2011-11-09.txt:23:54:21: <HackEgo> 717) <ais523> also, why isn't monqy from Hexham? his name sounds like he should be 2011-11-09.txt:23:54:52: <monqy> why would i be from hexham 2011-11-09.txt:23:55:09: <monqy> is that a hexham thing 2011-11-09.txt:23:55:09: <olsner> monqy: if you're not from finland you're from hexham 2011-11-10.txt:19:56:57: <Ngevd> Now that channel is mainly Hexhamers 2011-11-10.txt:21:12:56: <Ngevd> In other news, Hexham beat Stobswood 8 2 2011-11-10.txt:21:28:53: <oerjan> it doesn't really exist, they just made it up to make the hexhammers feel better about their football team. 2011-11-11.txt:16:41:44: <ais523> (HEXHAM IS NOT A COUNTRY) 2011-11-11.txt:17:04:24: <elliott> ngevd is hexham 2011-11-11.txt:17:04:44: <rajdev5089> hexham mean 2011-11-11.txt:17:04:53: <Ngevd> Hexham is my name 2011-11-11.txt:17:05:21: <rajdev5089> hexham is male 2011-11-11.txt:17:05:27: <Ngevd> Hexham can be either 2011-11-11.txt:17:06:03: <rajdev5089> hexham send me private msg 2011-11-12.txt:14:07:07: <elliott> Ngevd: Hexham 2011-11-13.txt:22:31:40: <ais523> oh right, Ngevd is British because he's from Hexham 2011-11-14.txt:17:54:06: <Ngevd> Go Hexham! 2011-11-15.txt:14:12:01: <Phantom_Hoover> I guess that you have to order everything in Hexham? 2011-11-15.txt:14:22:57: <fizzie> Impressive; I don't think Hexham-sized places here do, at least any good/cheap ones. 2011-11-15.txt:14:27:10: <Phantom_Hoover> Please please tell me that all shops in Hexham are just called The _ Shop. 2011-11-15.txt:14:27:40: <fizzie> Apparently they indeed do have two (2) computaur stores (or approximations of) also in the Hexham-sized place I was thinking of. 2011-11-17.txt:03:25:59: <oerjan> itym hexhamers 2011-11-17.txt:03:26:17: <oerjan> copumpkin: you're not from hexham are you 2011-11-17.txt:14:32:02: <Ngevd> Hexham's not a big place 2011-11-17.txt:17:26:10: <Ngevd> I think that may be didactic hexhameter 2011-11-17.txt:17:26:15: <Ngevd> *hexhameter 2011-11-17.txt:17:27:07: <ais523\unfoog> presumably you're used to typing "hexham" 2011-11-17.txt:17:28:12: <elliott> this channel is hexham + helsinki + feather 2011-11-20.txt:17:22:42: <elliott_> Little does Taneb|Hovercraft know, but I actually live in Hexham, Australia. 2011-11-20.txt:17:22:52: <Taneb|Hovercraft> elliott_, which Hexham, Australia 2011-11-21.txt:17:06:01: <Ngevd> Cola is one of Hexham's main industries 2011-11-21.txt:17:06:33: <Ngevd> Their offices and laboratories are in Hexham 2011-11-21.txt:17:24:58: <Phantom_Hoover> I live pretty near Hexham, actually. 2011-11-21.txt:17:25:18: <monqy> hexham party 2011-11-21.txt:17:27:04: <CakeProphet> elliott: time to get started on the Hexham Haskell Compiler 2011-11-25.txt:21:40:06: <Taneb> Odds that me and elliott have seen each-other, based on the assumption we both live in Hexham: quite likely [too many lines; stopping]