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<b_jonas> learn can\'t is the most frequent word whose pronunciation varies between /\xc9\x91\xcb\x90/ and /\xc3\xa6/ depending on dialect. The list is: advance after answer ask aunt brass can\'t cast castle chance class command dance demand draft enhance example fast father glass graph grass half last laugh mask master nasty pass past path plant rather sample shan\'t staff task vast
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date Thu, 09 Jun 2016 21:28:47 +0000
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Unfair animal names:

-- tsetse fly			-- bullhead
-- booby			-- duck-billed platypus
-- sapsucker			-- Clarence
		-- Gary Larson
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You are taking yourself far too seriously.
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What publishers are looking for these days isn't radical feminism.  It's
corporate feminism -- a brand of feminism designed to sell books and
magazines, three-piece suits, airline tickets, Scotch, cigarettes and,
most important, corporate America's message, which runs: Yes, women were
discriminated against in the past, but that unfortunate mistake has been
remedied; now every woman can attain wealth, prestige and power by dint
of individual rather than collective effort.
		-- Susan Gordon
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Your good nature will bring unbounded happiness.
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Remember, Grasshopper, falling down 1000 stairs begins by tripping over
the first one.
		-- Confusion
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Quantity is no substitute for quality, but its the only one we've got.
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   | \,               | | |
   |  |---------------H-H-H----------==<
   | /'          /    U U U    \
   |/           (     U U U     )
                 `----U-U-U----'
                      ^ ^ ^
  big trumpet
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I am looking for a honest man.
		-- Diogenes the Cynic
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Manly's Maxim:
	Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion
	with confidence.
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