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<b_jonas> learn can\'t is the most frequent word whose pronunciation varies between /\xc9\x91\xcb\x90/ and /\xc3\xa6/ depending on dialect. The list is: advance after answer ask aunt brass can\'t cast castle chance class command dance demand draft enhance example fast father glass graph grass half last laugh mask master nasty pass past path plant rather sample shan\'t staff task vast
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He keeps differentiating, flying off on a tangent.
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<woot> Man, i wish knghtbrd were here to grab that for his sig list.
[...several hours later...]
<Knghtbrd> woot don't know me vewy well, do he?
<Knghtbrd> muahahahaha
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Our houseplants have a good sense of humous.
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No consultório, após examinar a sua jovem cliente, o médico informa, com 
voz paternal:
-- Tenho uma ótima notícia para lhe dar, minha senhora.
-- Senhora não! Eu sou solteira!
-- Bem, então tenho uma péssima notícia para lhe dar, senhorita... 
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Try the Moo Shu Pork.  It is especially good today.
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You never know what is enough until you know what is more than enough.
		-- William Blake
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The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make
sense.
                -- Tom Clancy
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A verdade é a melhor camuflagem. Ninguém acredita nela.
                -- Max Frisch
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The use of money is all the advantage there is to having money.
		-- B. Franklin
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