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<b_jonas> learn can\'t is the most frequent word whose pronunciation varies between /\xc9\x91\xcb\x90/ and /\xc3\xa6/ depending on dialect. The list is: advance after answer ask aunt brass can\'t cast castle chance class command dance demand draft enhance example fast father glass graph grass half last laugh mask master nasty pass past path plant rather sample shan\'t staff task vast
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COBOL is for morons.
		-- E. W. Dijkstra
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk!
Advogado: É uma pessoa que escreve um documento de 10.000 palavras e o
chama ``sumário''.
                -- Franz Kafka
Arnold's Laws of Documentation:
	(1) If it should exist, it doesn't.
	(2) If it does exist, it's out of date.
	(3) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the
	    first two laws.
...the increased productivity fostered by a friendly environment and quality
tools is essential to meet ever increasing demands for software.
		-- M. D. McIlroy, E. N. Pinson and B. A. Tague
Idiot, n.:
	A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human
	affairs has always been dominant and controlling.
		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Q:	Why do ducks have big flat feet?
A:	To stamp out forest fires.

Q:	Why do elephants have big flat feet?
A:	To stamp out flaming ducks.
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since it has no ears.
		-- Marcus Porcius Cato