<wob_jonas> perl -eopen$i,"<",($f="wisdom/aristotle");$_=<$i>; s/two thousand/2000/ or die; if (1) { open$o,">",$f; print$o $_ or die; } print substr$_,0;

Veetans are a race of cuddly, yet sturdy aliens in the Drive comic. Their maximum lifespan is 25 years, but they use it well.