<wob_jonas> perl -eopen$i,"<",($f="wisdom/aristotle");$_=<$i>; s/two thousand/2000/ or die; if (1) { open$o,">",$f; print$o $_ or die; } print substr$_,0;

Heck is where you end up if you don't believe in Gosh, or are darned for some other reason.