<wob_jonas> perl -eopen$i,"<",($f="wisdom/aristotle");$_=<$i>; s/two thousand/2000/ or die; if (1) { open$o,">",$f; print$o $_ or die; } print substr$_,0;

Curious spurious juvenile poetry that is supposedly tricky to write, but its obsession with sesquipedality makes double dactyls quite gaudy and trite.