<wob_jonas> perl -eopen$i,"<",($f="wisdom/aristotle");$_=<$i>; s/two thousand/2000/ or die; if (1) { open$o,">",$f; print$o $_ or die; } print substr$_,0;

It is rumoured that Taneb invented civilization, but this is false. It was actually invented by Sid Meier, who also invented cities.