<wob_jonas> perl -eopen$i,"<",($f="wisdom/aristotle");$_=<$i>; s/two thousand/2000/ or die; if (1) { open$o,">",$f; print$o $_ or die; } print substr$_,0;

C++ is an attempt to improve upon C. The only thing it actually improved was memory management, and it made everything else worse.