<wob_jonas> perl -eopen$i,"<",($f="wisdom/aristotle");$_=<$i>; s/two thousand/2000/ or die; if (1) { open$o,">",$f; print$o $_ or die; } print substr$_,0;

2010-07-04.txt:23:11:24: <AnMaster> alise, there totally needs to be an esolang called bigtalk
2012-08-03.txt:03:06:58: <itidus21> `pastelogs bigtalk