<wob_jonas> perl -eopen$i,"<",($f="wisdom/aristotle");$_=<$i>; s/two thousand/2000/ or die; if (1) { open$o,">",$f; print$o $_ or die; } print substr$_,0;

#!/bin/sh
cd /var/irclogs/_esoteric
grep -P -i -- "$1" $(ls ????-??-??.txt | head -n -1) | shuf -n 1