52) <Sgeo> What else is there to vim besides editing commands?
66) <Sgeo|web> Where's the link to the log?  <lament> THERE'S NO LOG. YOUR REQUEST IS SUSPICIOUS AND HAS BEEN LOGGED.
96) <pikhq> And... WTF is it doing.  <pikhq> :(  <Sgeo_> Is it sexing?
105) <coppro> what's the data of? [...] <Sgeo> Locations in a now deceased game called Mutation  <coppro> I have no problems with you being interested in online games  <coppro> but the necrophilia is disturbing
119) <Sgeo> Why shouldn't I just do everything in non-Microsoft-specific C#?  <ais523> it's like trying to write non-IE-specific JavaScript with only Microsoft documentation and only IE to test on
120) (in #irp) <Sgeo> Flonk, ask on #esoteric?  <Flonk> Sgeo: yeah well its C++, so not that esoteric :P
131) <fungot> Sgeo: hahaah, and i love when they announced it i dare u to press alt f4 and your house ( acts 16:31 your bible)
153) * Gregor bashes his head into the wall that is Sgeo.
158) <Sgeo> HOT SEXY SEX BITS
159) <Sgeo> How much do mainframes cost these days? I mean, they're obsoleteish, right? My notebook's much more powerful? So surely, they're cheap?
164) <Sgeo> Hmm. I want to try vanilla extract now, but I don't want the alcohol
174) <pikhq> zzo38: A better definition would probably fix Avogadro's number.  <Sgeo> It's broken?
175) <Sgeo> Oh. Stuff that uses actual physical numbers stemming from science. Bleh *gets bored*
177) <Sgeo> My quotes are boring
188) <Sgeo> Is there a name for something where I'm more attracted to someone if I know they've had a rough past?  <variable> Sgeo, "Little Shop of Horrors"
204) <nddrylliog> Sgeo: re "hm?": at the emerging languages conf., after the talks we went out for a drinks and all the Factor team was on heavy liquor
229) <Gregor> !bfjoust furry_furry_strapon_pegging_girls http://sprunge.us/eKWa  * Sgeo had no idea that Gregor was hetero
242) <oklopol> okay see in my head it went, you send from your other number smth like "i'd certainly like to see you in those pink panties again" and she's like "WHAT?!? Sgeo took a pic?!?!?! that FUCKING PIG"
256) 00:07 Sgeo has quit (IRC is taking up too much of my time. I need time to study the Bible and find Christ.)  00:12 Sgeo has joined #esoteric.
280) <Sgeo_> I think she either likes me, is neutral towards me, or dislikes me
303) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <not_nddrylliog> Sgeo: awesome  <not_nddrylliog> sounds like a japan anime sound track
304) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire.
312) <Sgeo> I was more of a pervert in Metaplace than Utherverse  <Sgeo> I invented Metaplace sex >.>
313) <elliott> sgeo do you actually know what sex looks like i am just checking here  <Sgeo> I think so
331) <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic?  <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'.
338) <monqy> Sgeo: also do you know how to write a parser  <Sgeo> monqy, how hard could it be?
339) <Sgeo> I hope type inference isn't difficult
352) <Sgeo> I used to be more irritated by alcohol  <olsner> Sgeo: you're not supposed to put it in your eyes
358) <Sgeo_> "system is fairly sane  <Sgeo_> <elliott> imagine if the roomba was called the Robotic Magic Vacuum  <Sgeo_> <elliott> would you object to that being trademarked  <Sgeo_> <monqy> I mean  <Sgeo_> <monqy> phrase trade"  <Sgeo_> oops
359) <Sgeo_> Something about faiing a asanity check  <Sgeo_> sanity  <Sgeo_> faliling  <Sgeo_> failing
371) <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that.  which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly.
380) * Sgeo mutters about broken toilets  <Sgeo> #toilet is useless  <monqy> is #toilet even a thing  <Sgeo> I'm looking for help with toilets
381) <Sgeo> Dear eHow: Please don't assume that my toilet works like that  <Sgeo> Or, at least, my toilet looks different
390) <SgeoN1> No nasty sounds for a while now. Going to turn off and on and see if the numbers get worse.
391) * Sgeo is risking massive forest fires  <Sgeo> The bacon is worth it
406) <Sgeo> I'm having nostalgia for when we could see the glass from the floor
426) <Sgeo> My memory passed  <monqy> rest in peace sgeos memory
430) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers.
492) <Sgeo> Maybe I should try to learn Scala instead of Ruby  <elliott> I will boil your veins.  <Sgeo> Which is less bad?  <elliott> Probably Scala, but I don't want you learning languages.
530) <Sgeo> Can you build the ... why wouldn't you be able to, just and all the computables
615) * Sgeo|web wants to see elliott be wrong about something  <elliott> Sgeo|web: That literally never happens.  <shachaf> Sgeo|web: There you go. A great example.
625) <Sgeo> I guess only gay people fuck?
709) <Sgeo> "Sgeo: how refreshing to see you talk about something other than whatever the heck homestuck is"
711) <Sgeo_> Why does CL get called functional?  <oerjan> it's sort of like how you call ancient greece democratic.
718) <monqy> Sgeo: I used to have strict requirements for when I said hi but then everyone started saying hi and it all got weird
741) <Sgeo> hack and back?  <Patashu> works on anything much slower than you  <monqy> at the cost of: guilt, hating yourself, me sending you the message "hi"  <Patashu> am I also forbidden to cast mephitic cloud and cblink  <monqy> i will also send you "hi" if you: kite excessively, use mephitic cloud, -yes
810) <HackEgo> 499) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof?  <itidus20> that's a tough question [...] <Sgeo> miff-muffered moof sounds like a setup to something, but itidus screws it up.
814) <Sgeo> Turns out the apartment had cheese and I just didn't know where it was
815) <HackEgo> 88) <ais523> (still, whatever possessed anyone to invent the N-Gage?) [...] <Sgeo_> Is there supposed to be a joke in 88?  <Sgeo_> Unless "N-Gage" is some pseudoscientific spiritual mumbo-jumbo, I don't get it.  <Sgeo_> Oh, it's a cell phone gaming thing apparently
851) <sgeo> GreyKnight, shachaf is like a high-level Forth
903) <ais523> in Smalltalk, as in Feather, in order to do I/O, you must first create the universe  <Sgeo> ais523, it seems quite capable of I/O... GUI is a form of I/O  <ais523> Sgeo: yeah exactly  <ais523> where does the GUI come from?  <ais523> it's written in Smalltalk, clearly  <ais523> and how does the GUI do its I/O?  <ais523> if you think about the issue for too long, you end up inventing Feather
914) <Sgeo> I searched for newspeak sgeo  <Sgeo> "Did you mean: newspeak good "
916) <Sgeo> Actually, just as a guess, J might be worse than APL because it's restricted to normal (ascii?) characters, I guess
922) <Sgeo> If that sexy_goats had some sort of namespace, so other things could add their own sexy_goats method to Object or whatever to do something different, I would have no complaint
923) <Sgeo> I feel like (A.~[:i.[:!#) is verbose
939) <Sgeo> This position is asking for "- Extensive experience with API"  <Jafet> You're just not qualified, kid.
949) <Sgeo> I was practically raised by Dilbert.
958) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, are you just trying to post kmcbait...  * Fiora imagines a cardboard box propped up by a stick with a pile of monads inside.  <elliott> Fiora: that is actually what Haskell is.
969) <Sgeo> o.O OS/2 is what became NT? I didn't really know what OS/2 was
973) <Sgeo> I think pastaquote should just quote me
987) <Gregor> Sgeo: That fact is so fun I can feel my pancreas kicking into overdrive.
1027) <Sgeo> Should I watch Watchmen or read Watchmen? [...] <NihilistDandy> Please, who *watches* The Watchmen?
1031) <Sgeo> So. In general. Fuck ... actually, I'm not really annoyed at anything right now