2005-07-27.txt:07:09:14: <GregorR> By the way, if you ever decide to write SPARC machine code, take a word of advice from me and kill yourself.
2005-10-12.txt:05:24:58: <GregorR> The Kill Yourself song!
2005-10-13.txt:00:38:44: <GregorR-L> When you're feeling down, your lips are in a frown, there's always this option available to you.  So don't go looking up, or smiling, or singing, just do as I say to do, and kill yourself!  Kill yourself!  Kill yourself!  Kill yourself!  Kill yourself!  Kill yourself!  Kill yourself!
2005-10-13.txt:01:29:25: <GregorR-L> Does anybody want to sing the Kill Yourself song to all their friends?  It's really catchy, I'm trying to turn it into an audio virus ;)
2005-10-13.txt:07:02:25: * GregorR just improved the Kill Yourself song again :)
2006-02-22.txt:19:23:14: <nooga> GregorR: what was the adress of your song with charming lyrics "kill yourself" etc.?
2006-02-22.txt:23:01:35: <GregorR> Besides, anyone so unbelievably stupid that they'd listen to the very up-beat ridiculous Kill Yourself long and take it seriously is probably better out of the gene pool.
2006-08-04.txt:04:11:13: <GregorR> I would link the Kill Yourself song, but my voice sucks :(
2006-08-04.txt:04:12:05: <GregorR> In case you were wondering, the Kill Yourself song is very real :P
2006-08-11.txt:17:49:52: <RodgerTheGreat> heh. I just listened to gregor's "kill yourself" song. That was disturbingly catchy.
2006-08-11.txt:18:02:13: <GregorR-W> A friend of mine, listing the Kill Yourself song as one of their favorite tunes :P
2006-08-11.txt:22:27:03: * pikhq listens to the Kill Yourself song
2006-08-11.txt:22:43:40: <GregorR-W> pikhq: By the way, you'll be humming the Kill Yourself Song to yourself.  Be careful not to sing it in public :P
2006-08-12.txt:01:52:06: * pikhq starts to sing "Kill Yourself"
2007-01-02.txt:04:49:53: <pikhq> I've got the Kill Yourself song.
2007-01-02.txt:04:52:46: <GregorR> I should add my Kill Yourself song to that 8-D
2007-06-25.txt:05:14:31: <RodgerTheGreat> ERROR CODE ERROR CODE ERROR: KILL YOURSELF
2007-07-04.txt:17:54:41: <oklopol> Tok-A-Mak: if you return, how many yous will there be if you ) kill yourself in the past b) don't
2007-07-20.txt:05:05:22: <GregorR-L> SLOW DOWN, YOU'RE GONNA KILL YOURSELF!
2007-10-22.txt:08:20:06: <immibis> IRP --target=lament die, but before you do, say IRP --target=immibis kill yourself
2007-12-11.txt:21:21:12: <EgoBot> Also, every time you kill yourself, God kills a kitten.
2008-06-03.txt:23:46:57: <lament> i ban *!*@*, you kill yourself
2008-06-12.txt:19:35:15: <tusho> And then, kill yourself without playing it.
2008-08-13.txt:15:26:32: <tusho> You should kill yourself or something.
2008-08-15.txt:21:02:11: <tusho> (Warning: Will make you want to rip your ears off. Possibly.) http://filebin.ca/afherd The Song's Title is "The Song's Title Is", http://filebin.ca/ucfxpg XXXXXXXXX (That's 7 Xs), http://filebin.ca/wpchxe Happy Happy Fun Time P.S. Please Kill Yourself
2008-09-03.txt:13:12:32: <tusho> AnMaster: protip if you don't want to kill yourself
2008-10-08.txt:20:24:55: <ehird> and kill yourself
2008-11-16.txt:21:14:43: <ehird> ais523_: the answer is "kill yourself and i'll tell you"
2008-11-22.txt:18:08:22: <nooga> kill yourself.
2008-11-27.txt:00:51:12: <psygnisfive> bbut if she knew why black holes were fucked up, it makes more sense to kill yourself now than be sucked into one
2008-12-08.txt:18:19:04: <zuff> then kill yourself
2009-01-01.txt:01:46:28: <ehird> the only winning move is to kill yourself.
2009-01-01.txt:19:25:56: <ehird> i've heard the Kill Yourself song and that's about it XD
2009-01-14.txt:16:43:48: <ehird> kill yourself
2009-01-15.txt:15:13:28: <ehird> kill yourself
2009-01-22.txt:21:32:35: <ehird> "kill yourself for wasting so much fucking time"
2009-03-02.txt:23:20:18: <ehird> kill yourself
2009-04-10.txt:19:00:07: <ehird> kill yourself :-D
2009-04-17.txt:17:50:35: <ehird> hg clone ldc, svn co tango, cp patch rm svn make make runtime sed cp tangobos KILL YOURSELF
2009-05-03.txt:19:06:35: <GregorR> And don't forget the kill yourself song :P
2009-05-11.txt:00:17:47: <ehird> kill yourself
2009-05-16.txt:00:06:24: <ehird> Ah, Kill Yourself - a song for the ages.
2009-05-16.txt:00:07:47: <ehird> No song is better than Kill Yourself. Especially because it completely lacks melody.
2009-05-16.txt:00:08:54: <ehird> GregorR-L: is Kill Yourself prescribed for regular use, I mean if i kill myself and then feel bad again
2009-05-30.txt:00:45:56: <ehird> AnMaster: Your life is terrible. Kill yourself.
2009-06-18.txt:23:23:34: <pikhq> So if you need someone to help perform "Kill Yourself", I'm your man. :P
2009-06-20.txt:21:36:21: <ehird> GregorR: hook into webkit then kill yourself
2009-07-23.txt:00:21:29: <ehird> pikhq: nice way to kill yourself walking across the room :D
2009-08-11.txt:20:09:42: <ehird> There is a game. You have to do things like die a lot, click the credits link, futz with the flash quality, scroll the achievements list, and kill yourself in other imaginative ways.
2009-08-11.txt:20:35:53: <ehird> fizzie: how did you kill yourself quickly?
2009-08-30.txt:17:22:48: <ehird> "Out of consideration for others, please kill yourself in your own home!"
2009-09-07.txt:03:34:20: <ehird> please kill yourself :|
2009-09-30.txt:21:47:44: <ehird> get all oxyds but one, kill yourself, hit the last one
2009-09-30.txt:21:50:31: <ehird> hit every oxyd but one, kill yourself, dash to it
2009-10-28.txt:22:24:36: <ehird> You know that boost makes using C++ not make you want to kill yourself too much, right?
2009-11-16.txt:23:34:29: <ehird> Please kill yourself.
2010-05-14.txt:23:18:52: <AnMaster> pikhq, but then you will probably kill yourself before you could go back and do so!
2010-05-31.txt:23:54:55: <alise> You should kill yourself now.
2010-06-20.txt:01:04:55: <alise_> Kill YOURSELF?
2010-06-24.txt:22:24:19: <AnMaster> CakeProphet, just don't kill yourself
2010-07-17.txt:23:20:05: <alise> AnMaster just said "yay" to "we no longer support installing without wanting to kill yourself".
2010-08-01.txt:22:49:03: <alise> upsetting knuth is like ... Basically, just kill yourself.
2010-08-04.txt:05:19:10: <pikhq> Yeah, just kill yourself now.
2010-08-08.txt:04:41:32: <pikhq> alise: Text rendering sucks everywhere outside of TeX. Just accept it or kill yourself.
2010-10-16.txt:05:56:05: <pikhq> Gregor: Hmm. Kill Yourself?
2010-10-22.txt:19:21:45: <elliott> non-networking-related question: "How do I do this?" "Don't do that." "I want to do that." "Don't." "What should I do instead then?" "Nothing. Kill yourself."
2010-10-27.txt:23:37:13: <elliott> cpressey: I thought so. So when are you going to kill yourself?
2010-11-12.txt:19:25:34: <Gregor> http://www.conservapedia.com/Special:Random <-- how to kill yourself
2010-11-21.txt:16:45:19: <Gregor> Maybe you should KILL YOURSELF.
2010-11-28.txt:23:17:38: <elliott> Gregor: And kill yourself.
2010-11-30.txt:20:22:32: <elliott> If you say "I don't know" you have to kill yourself. Just a heads up.
2010-12-01.txt:17:58:27: <fizzie> "/home was basically a way to get yourself out of impossible places, but now that you can kill yourself more easily, it's purpose has been fulfilled. Maybe he'll bring it back in another way."
2010-12-18.txt:21:32:18: <zzo38> In America, you kill yourself. In Soviet Russia, yourself kills YOU!!!
2011-01-25.txt:00:40:36: <elliott> Sgeo: You should just kill yourself.
2011-02-12.txt:17:21:38: <quintopia> Sgeo: if you kill yourself slow enough, some programs kill themselves first :P
2011-02-24.txt:22:54:29: <zzo38> In America, you kill yourself. In Soviet Russia, yourself kill YOU!!
2011-03-15.txt:16:52:19: <elliott> KILL YOURSELF FIZZIE :(
2011-03-31.txt:14:21:10: <Phantom_Hoover> KILL YOURSELF NOW
2011-04-06.txt:00:11:40: <elliott> ZOMGMODULES: OMG KILL YOURSELF
2011-05-16.txt:09:59:16: <elliott> by fun, i mean you will want to kill yourself.
2011-05-22.txt:01:35:01: <elliott_> If they use IE, kill yourself.
2011-05-31.txt:23:03:46: <Gregorzilla> elliott_: See how people behave on ##javascript ? Doesn't it make you want to kill yourself?
2011-06-01.txt:06:42:38: <Vorpal> so you have to kill yourself.
2011-06-04.txt:18:00:59: <oddod> yeah, if you're not #1, you might just as well kill yourself, or alternatively everyone above you in the ranking.
2011-06-04.txt:18:33:29: <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself
2011-06-05.txt:00:56:07: <elliott__> 18:33:29: <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself
2011-06-05.txt:00:56:14: <elliott__> `addquote <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself
2011-06-05.txt:00:56:17: <HackEgo> ​435) <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself
2011-06-05.txt:03:16:44: <zzo38> My quotation "Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself" is reading out of context, is more strange, since its meaning from that context is now not there; but you told me before you like to post quotations out of context, so it is OK.
2011-06-05.txt:03:26:05: <zzo38> Then in that case, learn to be Chinese and then don't kill yourself.
2011-06-08.txt:03:18:10: <CakeProphet> most lethal concoctions of drugs will result in you vomiting and thus surviving. If you really want to kill yourself with drugs the best way is to also take an anti-vomiting agent (there is a fancy term for it but I can't remember the name)
2011-06-08.txt:03:18:35: <elliott> so actually, a bunch of them is an excellent way to kill yourself
2011-06-10.txt:22:40:01: <elliott> <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself
2011-06-10.txt:23:58:55: <Phantom_Hoover> You should either kill yourself
2011-06-11.txt:00:01:12: <Phantom_Hoover> OK but you must kill yourself after Homestuck ends.
2011-07-04.txt:05:28:17: <elliott_> monqy: kill yourself
2011-07-04.txt:05:28:35: <elliott_> http://killyourself.org/ "killyourself.org - All about the Consideration to Kill Yourself"
2011-07-12.txt:15:10:55: <ais523> if you give an argument of 0 to kill, you kill yourself
2011-09-23.txt:18:58:50: <elliott> Grego linked to Kill Yourself a lot.
2011-09-26.txt:12:14:09: <elliott> And then kill yourself.
2011-09-29.txt:17:34:52: <Phantom_Hoover> Yes now you must kill yourself it is the only option.
2011-11-28.txt:17:04:06: <kallisti> !perl print ( int rand(6 > 0) ? "continue living" : "kill yourself" )
2011-11-28.txt:17:04:07: <EgoBot> kill yourself
2011-11-28.txt:17:05:23: <kallisti> !perl print ( (int rand 6) > 0  ? "continue living" : "kill yourself" )
2011-11-28.txt:17:09:37: <kallisti> echo '#!/bin/perl' > bin/russianroulette && echo 'print ( (int rand 6) > 0  ? "continue living" : "kill yourself" )' >> bin/russianroulette && chmod +x bin/russianroulette
2011-11-28.txt:17:09:56: <kallisti> `run echo '#!/bin/perl' > bin/russianroulette && echo 'print ( (int rand 6) > 0  ? "continue living" : "kill yourself" )' >> bin/russianroulette && chmod +x bin/russianroulette
2011-12-15.txt:06:56:01: <monqy> other good things to do: unsafeCoerce, unsafePerformIO, kill yourself
2011-12-27.txt:19:14:52: <Shaftonize> If swype is usable without wanting to kill yourself, then it's not resistive.
2012-03-02.txt:15:52:36: <ion> Quality IT journalism in Finland: the title translates to ‘Linux made Torvalds see red: “please kill yourself”’ http://www.itviikko.fi/tietoturva/2012/03/01/linux-sai-torvaldsin-nakemaan-punaista-pyydan-tapa-itsesi/201224405/7
2012-03-02.txt:23:12:59: <elliott> 15:52:36: <ion> Quality IT journalism in Finland: the title translates to ‘Linux made Torvalds see red: “please kill yourself”’ http://www.itviikko.fi/tietoturva/2012/03/01/linux-sai-torvaldsin-nakemaan-punaista-pyydan-tapa-itsesi/201224405/7
2012-03-07.txt:03:46:38: <elliott> isnt it kill yourself
2012-03-07.txt:23:24:24: <Phantom_Hoover> Where's the kill yourself song?
2012-03-21.txt:13:29:03: <Phantom_Hoover> No, you forgot "if you do any of these things just kill yourself and save us the bother".
2012-05-04.txt:05:00:49: <Patashu> so you don't kill yourself
2012-06-07.txt:10:59:00: <oklopol> "you get your first zit. do you a) kill yourself b) kill your friends c) keep masturbating, but use a less clean mirror from now on"
2012-11-09.txt:23:36:02: <kmc> elliott: look, if you haven't started a company by the age of 14, you're a failure and should kill yourself
2012-12-19.txt:11:20:10: <hagb4rd> (if you're working in marketing or advertising -> kill yourself)
2012-12-19.txt:11:20:52: <Jafet> Kill yourself -- guaranteed instant relief.
2013-01-18.txt:20:33:04: <kmc> it's easy to kill yourself accidentally or deliberately
2013-01-30.txt:06:16:25: <HackEgo> 340) <zzo38> Learn to be Chinese and kill yourself
2013-03-08.txt:13:15:59: <Snowyowl> so if you own 51% of the board, you should kill yourself immediately :P
2013-04-17.txt:17:46:20: <fizzie> I don't really consider a "why don't you kill yourself" reply per se so out of line, to a (basically) "why don't you shut up" comment that, as far as I can tell, didn't really have any particular reason behind it. Certainly -- based on a quick grep -- there seems to be a well-established channel tradition of telling other people to kill themselves, even if this instance was more malicious than ...
2013-04-17.txt:17:49:24: <fizzie> (But, really, people say "kill yourself" to other people here all the time.)
2013-04-17.txt:17:49:41: <Bike> `pastelogs kill yourself