842) <shachaf> Bike: Your client colours people?  <Bike> it would be pretty boring to see everyone as white, i get that enough in real life
845) <Bike> "damn, my port of ghc to php isn't properly taking javascript booleans into account"
865) <kmc> i bet a blog post complaining about ");});});" syntax in JavaScript and comparing it unfavorably to Lisp would get approximately one billion comments on hacker news  <Bike> but at what cost?  your very soul, kmc!
870) [on Diplomacy] <Bike> man, that doesn't even mention greece at all [...] <Bike> oh, this is about a game, not world war i.
875) <Bike> i don't even know anything about feather and i'm getting sick of the time travel jokes
883) <Bike> so, i'm readng chaitin's book on the diophantine thing, and he uses lisp with single-character variable names, in APL's character set.  is there a reliable test to see if i'm actually in some caricatured hell?
891) <Bike> the idea is that you can get the information you need from reading the other players, isn't it [...] <Bike> and of course, reading isn't limited to facial expressions [...] <fizzie> That's true, you can read e.g. books.
894) <zzo38> What is your opinion on the Catholic doctrine and tradition and so on?  <Bike> i give it 7/10.
898) <Bike> I've heard the manga of Das Kapital is actually pretty good.
902) <Bike> Usually I'd use Rankine, but the fucking weather doesn't support it.
903) <elliott> okay so  <elliott> i went to wikimapia per Bike  <elliott> and found a tiny little nowhere that looked like it might be it  <elliott> zoomed in  <elliott> thought aw yeah this looks remote maybe it's it  <elliott> turns out it's hawaii  <elliott> i am not very good at this 
904) <shachaf> Taneb: STOP TRYING TO GET LENS INTO EVERYTHING  <shachaf> Bike: You should use lens!  <Taneb> NEVER  <Bike> shachaf: i'm getting mixed messages here 
908) <Bike> back in high school a guy printed out the entire script of portal 1 and was reading it out during a field trip.  it's possible i'm mentally scarred
920) <Bike> well he could register the new tld for just a few thousand fucks
921) <fungot> Bike: the best acid? where is it?
939) <Bike> if you say "java" three times to a dark mirror does steele come out and lecture you about operator overloading
950) <Bike> Are you sure this isn't the Sims  <kallisti> can you get married to your variables?  <kallisti> this is a feature I find lacking in most languages
959) <Bike> i've always wanted to xor swap transfinite ordinals
964) <Bike> kmc: ok i gotta admit i fully support the use of ultrafilters in social sciences
965) <Bike> When I imagine x86 I imagine a Swiss Family Robinson style treehouse, with parts continually bursting into flame underneath as they build higher and higher on the broken remnants of what they slapped together last week.
966) <elliott> also did you learn Haskell yet  <Bike> i think i've got most of it now what are these "type" things
980) <Bike> so speaking of something more interesting than whatever that is, [...]
983) <Bike> elliott: atlas shrugged is basically about wacking galt repeatedly with a giant platonic solid
990) <kmc> the innovation of the iPhone was... just that it had a web browser that wasn't awful  <Bike> i believe that's how the bolsheviks took over russia as well  <Bike> the kulaks mainly stuck with IE and so were rightfully put to death by the cheka
991) <Bike> i feel like i should say "sexual dimorphism" winkingly and then transmute myself into a horrid fleshbeast
993) <shachaf> Bike: I think you're ready to learn about lens.  <Bike> oh god  <Bike> fiora help somebody help  <Bike> anybody
995) <kmc> hm hitler probably did one thing that I like too  <kmc> he banned tubas, I guess I am neutral on tubas  <Fiora> oh!  he killed hitler  <kmc> oh yeah, there we go  <kmc> thanks Fiora  <Bike> he also killed the guy who killed hitler
996) <elliott> Bike: oh huh. addition is really easy.
997) <Bike> W A R N I N G. This source code follows transcomplex computational paths, even where more accurate, real, computational paths exist.  <Bike> Y O U  H A V E  B E E N  W A R N E D.  <Bike> It literally says that
1001) <Bike> It's like narnia only with dicks
1004) <Bike> man at least job applications in biosciences are just like "you are willing to put your arms through a cow"  <kmc> Bike: please send us a link to your CowHub profile of cows you have previously put your arms through on your own time for fun  <Bike> please provide at least two zebrafish you have modified to glow in the dark
1021) <Bike> ◊_______________________◊  <elliott> help.  <Phantom_Hoover> jesus christ elliott  <Phantom_Hoover> apply pressure evenly when jamming eyes open
1027) <Bike> whenever you feel bad about projecting just think: "at least i'm not freud"
1030) <Bike> http://www.amazon.com/Someone-Cuttlefish-Shapeshifter-Erotica-ebook/dp/B0087PTMW2 i hope you know this is going to /fuck up/ my amazon recs
1035) <Bike> ok confession time  <Bike> because of the whole "generation" thing i thought that kids were born in waves until i was like twelve  <Bike> and everybody like reproduced at the same time
1037) <Bike> i think we need more clever well-recognized idioms based on nematodes