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399) <itidus20> to assume that someone can be described by a rule without exception... is to assume they are omnipotent  <oklopol> for instance stones are omnipotent, as they don't do anything, without exception
420) <itidus20> monqy: last night in my dreams I saw a false photo album of my childhood... looking ghostly
421) <monqy> itidus20: i saw a dancing cgi skeleton named malaria. i danced and played with him.
422) <itidus20> It's ok guys.  I am doing what I can to keep my psyche and ego surviving. All the while the threat of ww3 looms, the mortality of family and friends(loved ones?) and sooner or llater my own mortality.
424) <itidus20> Game theory is not a perfect tool for analyzing video games.  <itidus20> Nash failed to create a "video game theory"
425) <itidus20> australia kicks ass  <itidus20> we have kangaroos and DMM and isn't afraid of anything
449) <itidus20> anyway, notational systems are a function of the euclidean plane
458) <itidus20> well, you have bested me  <zzo38> itidus20: Yes.
459) <itidus20> now theodore seuss is dead... so screw him
460) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof?  <itidus20> that's a tough question
461) <itidus20> software patents strike again  <ais523_> that's got to be at least three times, now  <ais523_> are they out yet?
462) <itidus20> like i could ask how many "petals" are there on each of the "flowers" on this coffee mug i just made a drink with  <itidus20> but that would be NP hard I think
463) <itidus20> combinatronics seems to be the mathematics chasing buddha's tail  <itidus20> yeah.. he was a smart monkey that buddha
469) <itidus20> that shit adds up. have you ever dropped a math problem in the toilet and got an answer back? yeah... it adds up
477) <itidus20> lets not wander around the mulberry bush beating our heads
510) <itidus20> indirect addressing is a facile and inebrious kind of instruction which should be whomped away by languages
518) <itidus20> according to physics and maths can we theoretically have a box with infinite cookies inside?
528) <itidus20> what is nice about a pebble is that you can process it with your brain as a number by simply looking at it
529) <Taneb> I think this has taught us one thing. We can't teach itidus20 lambda calculus by comittee
553) <itidus20> my old 2d game is named either runch or turbo fight.... and its hard
634) <itidus22> if the halting problem was solved, as a placebo.. would it benefit people?
636) <itidus21> myndzi\: ok so one of the nastiest puzzles i suppose is... you're on death row.. you don't want to die.
643) <itidus20> if only alonzo church would have anticipated the computer terminal...  <zzo38> itidus20: What do you think it would be if he did so?  <itidus20> i just plucked his name at random [...] <oerjan> if only the marquis de sade would have anticipated hospital romance novels
685) <itidus21> the possession of diamonds by the bourgeois is more about establishing their bourgeoisness more than wanting a malleable metal  <itidus21> oops i forgot i said diamonds instead of gold
695) <itidus21> ok in other words, its a lot easier to reason about 2^43112609-1 apples by using the text "2^43112609-1" than it is to actually produce 2^43112609-1 apples
705) <itidus21> to think that i could accidently catch the bus with the person who wrote "###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e  #b#ee#r..."
732) <itidus21> ais523: thats very zen really  <ais523> no, it's more or less the opposite of zen
739) <fungot> itidus21: hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, h
758) <itidus21> you are like the linux torvalds of quiz engines
761) <itidus21> . o O ( (watches on from a distance) I just can't think that abstractly... or I don't want to.  I'm more, there are 2 trains heading in opposite directions: what year were they built? How many windows do they have? Is anyone train surfing on them? Is Ringo Starr narrating this problem? ) [...] <itidus21> Do they serve french toast in the dining carriage?
764) <itidus21> i have a simple view of reality that goes something like this.. once your sufficiently well tied up.. it doesn't make a difference if your enemy has a knife or a gun.. you're equally screwed
765) <zzo38> Is mathematics a lifeform?  <itidus20> zzo38: i'm looking into something interesting(debatable) which might be up your alley(debatable). warioware diy ... being a proprietry game about making games i know it's not extremely relevant here(debatable), but it's <insert gibberish term>  <zzo38> itidus20: I don't know.
777) <itidus21> ubuntu is the solaris of the cola world
778) <itidus21> elliott___: we have been calling a book new for 2000 years and it took einstein to figure out relativity
781) <itidus21> world peace is for fascists
788) <itidus21> i think in general it's against nature for an animal to be a boat
796) <itidus21> and all this time I thought we were talking about postmodern analysis of junk mail delivery methods and simulations of elephant breeding patterns
808) <HackEgo> 499) <zzo38> What is miff-muffered moof?  <itidus20> that's a tough question [...] <Sgeo> miff-muffered moof sounds like a setup to something, but itidus screws it up.
1004) <itidus21> :D :D oh man.. i wonder if they ever made chess variants based off of animes