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author HackEso <hackeso@esolangs.org>
date Sat, 07 Dec 2019 23:36:53 +0000
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Unfair animal names:

-- tsetse fly			-- bullhead
-- booby			-- duck-billed platypus
-- sapsucker			-- Clarence
		-- Gary Larson
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You are taking yourself far too seriously.
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What publishers are looking for these days isn't radical feminism.  It's
corporate feminism -- a brand of feminism designed to sell books and
magazines, three-piece suits, airline tickets, Scotch, cigarettes and,
most important, corporate America's message, which runs: Yes, women were
discriminated against in the past, but that unfortunate mistake has been
remedied; now every woman can attain wealth, prestige and power by dint
of individual rather than collective effort.
		-- Susan Gordon
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Your good nature will bring unbounded happiness.
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Remember, Grasshopper, falling down 1000 stairs begins by tripping over
the first one.
		-- Confusion
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Quantity is no substitute for quality, but its the only one we've got.
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   | \,               | | |
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   | /'          /    U U U    \
   |/           (     U U U     )
                 `----U-U-U----'
                      ^ ^ ^
  big trumpet
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I am looking for a honest man.
		-- Diogenes the Cynic
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Manly's Maxim:
	Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion
	with confidence.
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