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wisdom/`?
See `? for further details.

wisdom/?
? is wisdom

wisdom/??
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wisdom/☃
☃ brrr...

wisdom/⌨
You are probably using one right now!

wisdom/🐐
🐐 <(Unicode goat laments your inability to render Unicode goat.)

wisdom/$1?
$1? ��\(��_o)/��

wisdom/aah
aah ambiguous acronym here

wisdom/ais523
Agent “Iä” Smith is an alien with a strange allergy to avian body covering, which he is trying to retroactively prevent from ever evolving. On the 3rd of March, he's lawful good.

wisdom/america
This wisdom entry had to be removed due to a DMCA takedown notice.

wisdom/atriq
atriq or two

wisdom/atrix
Atrix is a brand of hand cream.  Not to be confused with atriq.

wisdom/augur
augur took no cakes.

wisdom/banach-tarski
"Banach-Tarski" is an anagram of "Banach-Tarski Banach-Tarski".

wisdom/bicategory
Bicategories are just categories where composition is only associative up to an isomorphism.

wisdom/bienvenue
Bienvenue sur le centre international pour le design et le déploiement des langages de programmation ésotériques! Pour plus d'informations, visitez le wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (Pour l'autre type d'ésotérisme, essayez #esoteric sur irc.dal.net.)

wisdom/bike
Bike is from Luxembourg.

wisdom/bird
bird bird bird bird

wisdom/boily
boily is Canadian or something. We are not sure about Canada's existence.

wisdom/bonvenon
bonvenon Bonvenon al la internacia centro por la desegno kaj ellaso de esoteraj programlingvoj! Por pli da informado, vizitu la Viki-o: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (Por la alia speco de esotero, iru al #esoteric sur irc.dal.net.)

wisdom/bookwatching
bookwatching is when you conflagrate birdwatching and the books used to identify them in the same object.

wisdom/braid theory
Braid theory is the theory of braids.

wisdom/brain
Brains are just receptacles for bricks.

wisdom/brainf**k
There is no such thing as brainf**k. You may be thinking of brainfuck.

wisdom/brainfuck
brainfuck is the integral of the family of terrible esolangs.

wisdom/brick
Brick goes in brain.  The statutory punishment for perpetrators of brainfuck derivatives.

wisdom/burma
ask Bike

wisdom/c
C is the language of��V�>WIד�.��Segmentation fault

wisdom/cakeprophet
:>

wisdom/california
California is pronounced "Caliphate-ornery-I-A"

wisdom/category
Categories are just a special case of bicategories.

wisdom/category-helpdesk
category-helpdesk is a helpdesk with identity and composition. This channel isn't it.

wisdom/category theory
Category theory is the theory of categories.

wisdom/cello
4The 7high 8level 9stucture 2of 13Cello 6projects 4is 7inspired 8by 9/Haskell/, 2while 13the 6syntax 4and 7semantics 8are 9inspired 2by 13/Python/ 6and 4/Obj-C/.


wisdom/certainly
We don't know what certainly is for sure, but at least it isn't a functor.
wisdom/certainty
We don't know what certainty is for sure, but at least it isn't a functor.
wisdom/claustrophobia
Claustrophobia thought the wisdom database was getting too crowded, so left.

wisdom/coffee
Coffee is a strange hot brown liquid, often consumed, sometimes with milk and sugar. It contains chemicals considered stimulants.

wisdom/color
14C12101103o1106lor is 10a 1202p04henomenon 0810fr07om13 ou0211t050803e11r 1313s1302p04ace 13de0503sign02e13d0511 t101010o140913 d1304ri08v02e 10h12um081206an04i02ty i07110214ns0709a0804ne an0614d 11bri0813ng f13or08th t02he n10ew05 0212age14 of Cth0211u1409l030610hu.

wisdom/colour
14C12101103o1106lour is 10a 1202p04henomenon 0810fr07om13 ou0211t050803e11r 1313s1302p04ace 13de0503sign02e13d0511 t101010o140913 d1304ri08v02e 10h12um081206an04i02ty i07110214ns0709a0804ne an0614d 11bri0813ng f13or08th t02he n10ew05 0212age14 of Cth0211u1409l030610hu.

wisdom/comedogenic
comedogenic is something that causes comedy when applied to the skin, e.g. an accelerated cream pie in parabolic motion.

wisdom/comonad
Comonads are just monads in the dual category.

wisdom/conspirabiology
conspirabiology is where moth colourings form a dot matrix display to send you subliminal messages.

wisdom/context
context is a word with many meanings, depending on where it is used.

wisdom/coppro
coppro prefers his nickname, Pooppy.

wisdom/cosplay
Cosplay is the art of dressing up as people to show off to other people dressed up as people.

wisdom/coulor
Coulor is the correct spelling.

wisdom/cpressey
cpressey invented the esolang, the pipe cleaner and the electrical mouse.

wisdom/cyberiad
The Cyberiad is not just a book.

wisdom/devious
dumb

wisdom/d-module
D-modules are just modules over the ring of differential operators. Taneb invented them.

wisdom/doesthiswork
no

wisdom/doodad
Doodads are just duoids in the category of endofunctors.

wisdom/doodads
Doodads are just duoids in the category of endofunctors.

wisdom/døsthiswork
yes

wisdom/egobot
EgoBot is my arch-nemesis.

wisdom/ehird
ehird is the person who Taneb definitely isn't.

wisdom/elliot
No one was ever called Elliot.

wisdom/elliott
elliott wrote this learn DB, and wrote or improved many of the other commands in this bot. He probably has done other things? He is also tire. And a lystrosaur.

wisdom/endofunctor
Endofunctors are just endomorphisms in the category of categories.

wisdom/endomorphism
Endomorphisms are just morphisms which compose with themselves.

wisdom/england
England is [EXPUNGED].

wisdom/esoteric
This channel is about programming -- for the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.

wisdom/#esoteric
#esoteric is the only channel that exists. monqy is its centroïd.

wisdom/europe
Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo.

wisdom/eurovision
Eurovision is the European way of looking at the world. For some reason it involves a lot of cheesy singing.

wisdom/everyone
Everyone in here is mad.

wisdom/fact
facts are lies. They are not there. Go away!

wisdom/field
There are two kinds of fields. Those where you can divide (except by zero), and those where you can conquer.

wisdom/finland
Finland is a European country. There are two people in Finland, and at least nine of them are in this channel. Corun drives the bus.

wisdom/finn
Finns are helpful, albeit grossly overpopulated (cf. 'Finland').

wisdom/finnish
Finnish suomalaiset ei Perkeleistä on hakkapeliittaan.  Ei saa peittää.  Parasta ennen!

wisdom/fiora
Fiora is half JRPG fangirl, half SIMD dork, and all sucrose.

wisdom/firefly
FireFly was a short-running but well-loved sci-fi TV series released in 2003, starring Nathan Fillion and directed and written by Joss Whedon.

wisdom/fizzie
fizzie is rumoured to be written in Funge-98.

wisdom/flagpole
A flagpole is like a tadpole, but with a flag on top.

wisdom/flower
flower. what IS a flower?

wisdom/fomething
fomething denotes the obsolescence of clinical insanity.

wisdom/footnote 8
Isn't it fun reading through all the footnotes?

wisdom/for further details
who knows

wisdom/for further details.
See `? for further details for futher details.

wisdom/for further details for futher details.
See `? for further details for futher details.

wisdom/freefull
FreeFull is either full of freedom or free of fulldom, we are not sure.

wisdom/friends
Friends make graphs together / La la la la

wisdom/friendship
friendship wisdom

wisdom/functor
Functors are just morphisms in the category of small categories

wisdom/fungot
fungot cannot be stopped by that sword alone.

wisdom/gaspacho
You like Gazpacho and I like Gaspacho.  Let's call the whole thing off!

wisdom/gaszpacho
gaszpacho is a polish soup, traditionally szerved cold for hot szummer days

wisdom/gazpacho
You like Gazpacho and I like Gaspacho.  Let's call the whole thing off!

wisdom/gazspacho
gazspacho is a hungarian szoup, tradizsonally szerved cold for hot szummer dayz

wisdom/gazspaczo
gazspaczo iz a hungarian szoup, tradizsonally szerved cold for hot szummer dayz

wisdom/ghci
GHCi is a local version of lambdabot. Cool, huh?

wisdom/glogbot
glogbot is a snitch, don't trust it.

wisdom/gonads
gonads are the best punctional fondlegramming squishcture.

wisdom/gregor
Gregor took forty cakes. He took 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

wisdom/grimmargorp
Þór, Grimmargorpurinn hefur sloppið! Ragnarök eru nálæg!

wisdom/hackego
HackEgo, also known as HackBot, is a bot that runs arbitrary commands on Unix. See `help for info on using it. You should totally try to hax0r it! Make sure you imagine it's running as root with no sandboxing.

wisdom/hagb4rd
hagb4rd is one spacey fellow. Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace.

wisdom/ham
Ham is a kind of meat. It is popular in Hexham, among other places.

wisdom/haskell
Unbound implicit parameter (?haskell::Wisdom) \   arising from a use of implicit parameter `?haskell'

wisdom/heck
Heck is where you end up if you don't believe in Gosh.

wisdom/hello
hello hello hello, what's all this then?

wisdom/helsinki
Helsinki is the capital of Finland. Its main suburb is Hexham, Northumberland.

wisdom/hexham
Hexham is a European town. There are nine people in Hexham, and at least two of them are in this channel. Taneb looks after the ham.

wisdom/homestuck
Homestuck is a cult religion for disaffected teens. Gamzee drives the bus. Best summarized by http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/05743.gif

wisdom/hom-set
Hom-sets are just sets of morphisms between two objects.

wisdom/htdh
htdh is help received from a hairy toe belonging to Don Ho.

wisdom/hth
hth is help received from a hairy toe. It is not at all hambiguitous.

wisdom/i
i love monoids

wisdom/ievan
ievan is basically http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4om1rQKPijI

wisdom/intercal
INTERCAL has excellent features for modular program for the enterprise market.

wisdom/internationale
You have been reported to the House Un-American Activities Committee

wisdom/inverness
Inverness is a city in Scotland. The ring road isn't multiplicative.

wisdom/irc
irc is useless.

wisdom/itidus19
itidus19 disappeared into a space-time anomaly

wisdom/itidus20
itidus20's entry has been censored.

wisdom/itidus21
itidus21 just made some instant coffee.

wisdom/iwc
iwc contains puns! Puns galore! Puns after puns after puns! Also science!

wisdom/justice
Justice is just behavior or treatment.

wisdom/kallisti
kallisti is a former prophet swearing off his pastry deity

wisdom/kmc
kmc ran the International Devious Code Contest of 2013

wisdom/lens
A lens is just a store comonad coalgebra.

wisdom/lettuce
Lettuce is a vegetable with two dressings, join and meet.

wisdom/lie
Lies are even easier than monoids. They form groups, known as Lie groups.

wisdom/lifthrasiir
lifthrasiir is shunned by the rest of his country for being no good at League of Legends.

wisdom/log
I think you might mean !logs

wisdom/logs
1113I05 08thin13k13 y09o10u06 05m02i12g08h05t14 m03ea10n08 02!11l06og09s11

wisdom/luxembourg
Luxembourg is adequate.

wisdom/lystrosaur

wisdom/lystrosaurus
lystrosaurus is a genus of Late Permian and Early Triassic Period dicynodont therapsids, which lived around 250 million years ago.

wisdom/mad
"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.  "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.  "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

wisdom/maths
maths stands for Mathematical Anti-Telharsic Harfatum Septomin

wisdom/maybe
Maybe a is Just a or Nothing

wisdom/metaturing
This wisdom entry was crushed by a falling anvil.

wisdom/misspellings of croissant
misspellings of crosant? ¯\(°_o)/¯

wisdom/mnoqy
mnoqy used to be monqy before the earthquake.

wisdom/monad
Monads are just monoids in the category of endofunctors.

wisdom/monoid
Monoids are just categories with a single object.

wisdom/monoids
Monoids are the easy version of categories.

wisdom/monqy
The friendship monqy is an ancient Chinese mystery; ask itidus21 for details.

wisdom/morphism
Morphisms are just elements of the Hom-set of a pair of objects.

wisdom/nah
nah no ambiguity here

wisdom/narutoverse
narutoverse is a place where they haven't heard of having a bus factor of >1. Sgeo drives the bus.

wisdom/narutoversee
narutoverse is a place where they haven't heard of having a bus factor of >1.

wisdom/natural transformation
Natural transformations are just morphisms in the category of functors

wisdom/ngevd
ngevd is a fake wisdom entry. `? ngevd is special-cased in bin/?. leave this file alone Phantom_Hoover‼

wisdom/nooga
nooga hate OS X. NOOGA SMASH. Hug not allowed.

wisdom/nooodl
nooodl ain't a stupid person

wisdom/northumberland
Northumberland may be today a sparsely populated country... but SOON! THE NORTHUMBRAINS SHALL RISE!

wisdom/nortti
nortti boy. very nortti boy.

wisdom/norway
Norway is the suburb capital of Sweden.  It's where the Nobel Peace Prize is announced.

wisdom/¯\(°_o)

wisdom/ø
ø is not going anywhere

wisdom/Ø
Ø escaped due to a sensitive case bug

wisdom/object
An object is just something in a category.

wisdom/oceans
The pacific ocean is half the world and surrounded by fire. The atlantic ocean is less cool than its giant underwater moutain range. The arctic ocean is cold. The indian ocean is full of typhoons and non-eurocentric shipping.

wisdom/oerjan
Your evil overlord oerjan is a lazy expert in future computation. Also a lying Norwegian who hates Roald Dahl.

wisdom/oklopol
oklopol "so i hear these blogs are getting popular, people like writing about their lives and shit. on this thing called the internet which is like a neural network only really stupid."

wisdom/olsner
olsner seems to exist at least.

wisdom/oregon
Oregon is the home of Oregano. Gregor used to take care of the color scheme, but then he left.

wisdom/ørjan
Ørjan is oerjan's good twin. He's banned in the IRC RFC for being an invalid character. Sometimes he publishes papers.

wisdom/parsley
Parsley is a girl in the South Seas. Persil est une demoiselle des Mers du Sud.

wisdom/phantom_hoover
Phantom Michael Hoover is a true Scotsman and hatheist.

wisdom/phantom__hoover
Phantom__Hoover can't decide what an appropriate number of underscores is.

wisdom/phantom___hoover
Phantom___Hoover sucks at ghosting himself.

wisdom/phantom_______hoover
It doesn't get any better than this.

wisdom/phantom__________hoover
OK you got me there.

wisdom/phantom____________________hoover
<span accent="British">Your soundcard works perfectly.</span>

wisdom/php
PHP is preferred by 9 out of 10 idiots, and past elliott. Ask your GP today! [Website redacted]

wisdom/pi
pi is a very round number.

wisdom/pie
I like pie
I like pie

wisdom/piet
6Piet 4is 7a 8really 9colorful 2programming 13language.


wisdom/pietbot
Pietbot is the only thing that can defeat fungot.

wisdom/pizza
Pizza is a kind of rhubarb pie made without rhubarb.

wisdom/qdb
qdb is used like: `quote; `quote regexp; `quote id; `addquote ...; `delquote id; `pastequotes regexp; `pastenquotes [n]; see also qdbformat

wisdom/qdbfmt
qdbformat is: <nick> message; * nick action; two spaces between messages; all elisions marked with [...] other than irrelevant intervening messages; for messages separated by elision, one space on each side, not two

wisdom/qdbformat
qdbformat is: <nick> message; * nick action; two spaces between messages; all elisions marked with [...] other than irrelevant intervening messages; for messages separated by elision, one space on each side, not two

wisdom/qdbrules
qdbformat is: <nick> message; * nick action; two spaces between messages; all elisions marked with [...] other than irrelevant intervening messages; for messages separated by elision, one space on each side, not two

wisdom/quine
`? quine

wisdom/quote
Quotes are just elements of the quantum dilapidated bogosphere. See qdb.

wisdom/quoteformat
qdbformat is: <nick> message; * nick action; two spaces between messages; all elisions marked with [...] other than irrelevant intervening messages; for messages separated by elision, one space on each side, not two

wisdom/résumé
résumé is a French summary. Not a curriculum vitæ.

wisdom/rhubarb
Rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb, rhubarb: rhubarb rhubarb? Rhubarb, rhubarb, rhubarb rhubarb.

wisdom/rincewind
Rincewind is a wizzard. He likes potatoes.

wisdom/ring
Addition, subtraction and multiplication have a certain ring to them.

wisdom/scotland
<Phantom_Hoover> it's that place where they all wear kilts and chase haggises around whilst warding off the loch ness monster with bagpipes

wisdom/sgeo
Sgeo is a language nomad. (Not to be confused with a language monad.) He invented Metaplace sex.

wisdom/sgeolang
sgeolang currently is either J or Io.

wisdom/shachaf
shachaf sprø som selleri and cosplays Nepeta Leijon on weekends.

wisdom/siberia
Siberia is the capital of Finland. It's where the Fields Medal was first synthesised.

wisdom/soup
What soup, Doc?

wisdom/space elevator
Like the shorter and more familiar strings of stringed musical instruments, the cable of a space elevator has a natural resonant frequency.

wisdom/spam
Spam is a delicious meat product.  See http://www.spamjamhawaii.com/

wisdom/structural subtyping
Not to be confused with substructural typing.

wisdom/substructural typing
Not to be confused with structural subtyping.

wisdom/sweden
Sweden is the suburb capital of Norway.  It's where all the Nobel prizes are announced, except the Math Prize.

wisdom/szoup
A szoup a szilárd tápszereknek híg alakban való elkészítése a célból, hogy könnyebben emészthetők legyenek; a hígító anyag a viz, mely feloldja s magába veszi a tápanyag legértékesebb részeit.

wisdom/tadpole
A tadpole is like a flagpole, but underwater.

wisdom/tanea
Tanea plays Minecrafs, Dware Fortresr, and lives in Hexhal.

wisdom/taneb
Taneb is not elliott, no matter who you ask. He also isn't a rabbi although he has pretended in the past. (see also: d-modules)

wisdom/tanebvention
Tanebventions include D-modules and automatic squirrel feeders

wisdom/tervetuloa
tervetuloa: ask shachaf

wisdom/the them
Information on the THEM has been removed for national security reasons.

wisdom/the u
The U are a very mad people.

wisdom/the us
The US is the country opposed to the THEM.

wisdom/this
this is a word

wisdom/thyme
Thyme itself is only an abstract approximation of oregano.

wisdom/torus
Topologically, a torus is just a torus. Taneb invented them.

wisdom/tswett
tswett is livin' it up with the penguins

wisdom/u
u monad?

wisdom/ub
ub is a saner hub.

wisdom/united states
See America.

wisdom/unréliable
unréliable is French for «peu fiable».

wisdom/usa
See America.

wisdom/välkommen
Hej och välkommen till den internationella knutpunkten för design och distribution av esoteriska programspråk! För mer information, se vår wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (För den andra sortens esoterism, pröva #esoteric på irc.dal.net.)

wisdom/vorpal
Vorpal is really boring. Seriously, you have no idea.

wisdom/webcarting
webcarting is not dissimilar to Mario Kart, but uses real, remote-controlled go-karts. Participants describe it as "the outlandish spectacle of real go-karting combined with the thrill and immersion of Mario Kart".

wisdom/welcome
Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.)

wisdom/welcome.es
¡Bienvenido al centro internacional para el diseño y despliegue de lenguajes de programación esotéricos! Para obtener más información, echa un vistazo a nuestro wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (Para el otro tipo de esoterismo, prueba #esoteric en irc.dal.net.)

wisdom/wercome
エソテリックプログラミング言語のディザインとデプロイメントの国際な場所へようこそ!詳しく、ウィキを見て: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page。(他のエソテリック、irc.dal.netの#esotericへ)

wisdom/west midlands
Nobody knows anything about the West Midlands, and it has claimed the lives of at least two former regulars in this channel who tried to investigate so far.

wisdom/wiki
The wiki is at http://esolangs.org/wiki

wisdom/wisdom
wisdom is always factually accurate, except for this entry, and uh that other one? it started with like, an ø?

wisdom/you
you a haskell

wisdom/zomgmodules
ZOMGMODULES is a small blonde veterinarian

wisdom/zzo38
zzo38 is not actually the next version of fungot, much as it may seem.