2006-03-09.txt:01:10:45: <SimonRC> My technique for learning Haskell was a sort of Esme Wetherwax technique...
2007-10-17.txt:00:00:57: <GregorR> mesmer (adj): More mesm
2007-10-17.txt:00:01:19: <GregorR> mesmerize (verb): To cause to be more mesm
2008-06-20.txt:05:33:38: <Slereah> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme
2008-06-20.txt:23:05:08: <tusho> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme
2008-06-21.txt:20:06:46: <Slereah_> You know, for Esme.
2008-06-21.txt:23:59:55: <Slereah_> You should put the EsCo link on the esme page
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2008-06-22.txt:16:48:06: <tusho> 23:33:14 <Slereah> (diff) (hist) . . Esme?; 02:54 . . (0) . . Dagoth Ur, Mad God (Talk | contribs) (Undo revision 11873 by Special:Contributions/91.105.124.212 (User talk:91.105.124.212); I prefer "WikiPedia".)
2008-07-01.txt:16:01:39: <ais523> oh, and is it just me and tusho, or is ESME just random ramblings of nonsense?
2008-07-01.txt:16:02:11: <ais523> http://esolangs.org/wiki/ESME
2008-07-01.txt:16:02:43: <ais523> maybe it's http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme
2008-07-01.txt:16:03:43: <tusho> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme
2008-07-01.txt:16:08:16: <tusho> i'll revert "Esme is a shameful esoteric programming language created by User:Dagoth Ur, Mad God because he has no language creation talent." though
2008-07-01.txt:16:08:35: -!- Slereah_ changed the topic of #esoteric to: Esme is a shameful esoteric programming language created by User:Dagoth Ur, Mad God because he has no language creation talent. | #esoteric - the international hub for esoteric language design, development and deployment | logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/
2008-07-01.txt:16:11:27: <AnMaster> esme is way below that limit
2008-07-01.txt:16:12:19: <Slereah_> Esme should stay there.
2008-07-01.txt:16:12:33: <ais523> basically the author things that the example should be what an Esme program should look like
2008-07-01.txt:16:16:32: <tusho> ais523: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Talk:Esme look, he actually tried to explain it
2008-07-01.txt:16:17:35: <AnMaster> so you can only type "esme" + some !
2008-07-01.txt:16:17:36: <tusho> ais523: the paradigm of 'lol, the name "esme" is funny and ESME!!esmeMEMEESMESMSME is funnier'
2008-07-01.txt:16:17:46: <tusho> 'esme esme' is the program
2008-07-01.txt:16:18:11: <AnMaster> ESME!!
2008-07-01.txt:16:18:15: <AnMaster> esme*
2008-07-02.txt:09:54:40: <oklopol> this esme language seems very, very cool
2008-07-02.txt:14:13:42: <Sgeo> Will there EVER be specs for esme?
2008-07-02.txt:14:13:57: <Sgeo> MKBL is better off than esme at this time'
2008-07-17.txt:23:31:31: <tusho> I love your assesment of my voice
2008-08-01.txt:13:55:10: <ais523> tusho: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme seems to have been updated again
2008-08-01.txt:13:55:17: <tusho> ais523: ESMESMesmes!!ESME
2008-08-27.txt:13:19:32: <tusho> More esme?
2008-08-27.txt:13:19:33: <ais523> apparently the creator of Esme has made a new language
2008-08-27.txt:13:19:56: <tusho> ###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e  #b#ee#r...
2008-08-27.txt:13:21:05: <tusho> due to the crap about esmeraldavfdwiki on the Esme talk page, hes' obviously not serious
2008-08-27.txt:13:21:43: <tusho> also [[Here's a example url of Esme in wiki software: http://www.vfd.org/esmeralda-cgi-bin/esme-wiki.pl?id=VeeBeeWiki:Uncyclopedia.css
2008-08-27.txt:13:22:59: <tusho> [[It works by tapping out "ESME" into Morse code, then writing "Esme" in to the papers. Dagoth Ur, Mad God 07:21, 30 June 2008 (UTC) ]]
2008-09-07.txt:22:55:15: <Slereah> Maybe he's that Esme guy too D:
2008-09-07.txt:22:57:49: <tusho> esme 2
2008-09-12.txt:15:58:08: <ais523> tusho: that fingerprint reminds me of ESME
2008-10-02.txt:20:59:31: <slereah> "Esme is an esoteric programming language [citation needed]"
2008-10-17.txt:19:58:02: <ehird> That is my assesment.
2008-10-20.txt:20:31:15: <ehird_> AnMaster: To follow in the vein of your beaurocracy, please compile a list of programs that have been broken by the change, and your assesment of how hard it will be to fix them.
2008-11-16.txt:21:30:46: <AnMaster> Legend of Wesmere
2008-11-28.txt:09:09:24: <Slereah_> We saw Esme, and we said "Never again"
2008-11-30.txt:21:53:21: <ehird> oklopol: Esme!!ESMEESMESME!!!11
2008-11-30.txt:21:53:45: <oklopol> i don't remember what esme is, just that it was somehow stupid
2008-11-30.txt:21:53:58: <ehird> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme
2008-11-30.txt:21:57:28: <ehird> http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?title=Esme&diff=next&oldid=12506
2008-12-15.txt:19:17:50: <zuff> Esme Hird
2008-12-15.txt:19:17:53: <zuff> EsmeESME
2008-12-15.txt:19:18:02: <zuff> ESMEESMESMESMESMESM
2008-12-15.txt:19:18:32: <Slereah-> ESME : NEVER FORGET
2008-12-15.txt:19:18:56: <ais523> oh no, someone mentioned ESME again?
2009-01-14.txt:15:13:11: <Slereah_> I'm sure the next bold move is an esme compiler.
2009-01-14.txt:15:13:18: <ais523> don't mention esme, please
2009-02-05.txt:17:40:11: <ehird> at least ESME was nonsensically amusing
2009-02-24.txt:00:16:19: <ehird> http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?title=Esme&action=history
2009-02-24.txt:00:16:25: <ehird> ESME 2.0
2009-03-03.txt:18:37:54: * ais523 looks at http://esolangs.org/wiki/Talk:Esme for old time's sake
2009-03-03.txt:18:38:18: <ehird> "Esme: It works by tapping out "ESME" into Morse code, then writing "Esme" in to the papers."
2009-03-03.txt:18:38:52: <ehird> ESME ESME ESME
2009-03-07.txt:15:53:47: <Slereah> What about Esme
2009-03-07.txt:17:23:45: <oerjan> <Slereah> What about Esme
2009-03-07.txt:17:33:51: <oerjan> ^ul ((ESME. )(Esme, )):^!S(~:^:S*a~^~*a*~:^):^
2009-03-07.txt:17:33:52: <fungot> ESME. Esme, Esme, ESME. Esme, ESME. ESME. Esme, Esme, ESME. ESME. Esme, ESME. Esme, Esme, ESME. Esme, ESME. ESME. Esme, ESME. Esme, Esme, ESME. ESME. Esme, Esme, ESME. Esme, ESME. ESME. Esme, Esme, ESME. ESME. Esme, ESME. Esme, Esme, ESME. ESME. Esme, Esme, ESME. Esme, ESME. ESME. Esme, ESME. Esme, Esme, ESME. Esme, ESME.  ...too much output!
2009-03-07.txt:17:36:34: <oerjan> asiekierka: an underload program for printing the thue-morse sequence, modified slightly to look like Esme.
2009-05-08.txt:17:21:27: <Deewiant> http://www.desmet-c.com/
2009-05-29.txt:08:56:26: <nooga_> wyjebane = something is awesme
2009-07-19.txt:01:38:45: <ehird> "I was rather hoping to see a mesmerizing dance of alligators forever consuming one another."
2010-01-12.txt:21:01:49: <ehird> Phantom_Hoover: right right. wait, you're not the guy who made Esme, are you? just checking.
2010-01-12.txt:21:01:54: <Phantom_Hoover> Esme?
2010-01-12.txt:21:02:12: <ehird> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme
2010-02-14.txt:20:13:21: <virtuhird> alise: Http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/esme.
2010-07-16.txt:21:56:07: <cheater99> Santa's hand crept a little higher on the little girl's thigh. His touch was light but insistent as his fingers stroked her smooth skin just an inch below the hem of her short skirt. Penny held her breath, hardly able to believe that this happening. Surely Father Christmas wasn't suppose to do things like that. She watched mesmerized as Santa's hand moved slowly but surely upwards. His hand was under her skirt now, caressing and stro
2010-11-12.txt:16:17:43: <elliott> Now why am I so terrible at talking to salesmen?
2010-11-28.txt:01:07:27: <elliott> pikhq: They sell water from Bhopal now: http://theyesmen.org/blog/dow-runs-scared-from-water
2010-12-07.txt:21:38:56: <Vorpal> elliott, okay then check if they just contain #ifdef SOMETHINGTHATENABLESME
2010-12-08.txt:18:28:43: <elliott> Slereah: I like how there's spokesmen now.
2011-02-28.txt:16:57:21: <ais523> and so will believe any nonsense the salesmen/media tell them
2011-05-03.txt:23:41:26: <elliott> maybe MDude is the true inventor of Esme
2011-05-20.txt:05:36:52: <pikhq_> The Jews are and were just a single group of semitic tribesmen, really.
2011-06-07.txt:17:28:51: <Sgeo> Esme... makes no sense to me
2011-06-07.txt:17:29:21: <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, fun fact: my first significant conversation on #esoteric was confirming that I didn't make Esme.
2011-06-07.txt:17:29:56: <ais523> hmm, I think Dagoth may have made Esme just to troll zzo38
2011-06-07.txt:17:30:38: <Phantom_Hoover> It's only used on FURscript and Esme.
2011-06-07.txt:17:31:31: <elliott> ais523: re: troll zzo, [[Talk:Esme]] is a pretty funny page
2011-06-21.txt:06:35:08: <elliott> monqy: should i read the furscript or esme page next
2011-06-21.txt:06:35:23: <elliott> if I do esme ill sing the stuff in code blocks
2011-06-21.txt:06:43:12: <elliott> monqy: im going to do Esme
2011-06-21.txt:06:43:44: <monqy> I've never understood esme
2011-06-21.txt:06:49:21: <elliott> are you ready for esme
2011-06-21.txt:06:49:37: <elliott> also I dunno how to pronounce Esme lol
2011-06-21.txt:06:49:50: <monqy> I was thinking like "esme" but I dunno
2011-06-21.txt:06:56:10: <monqy> the esme page that is
2011-06-21.txt:06:56:29: <elliott> monqy: the inventor of esme like
2011-06-21.txt:06:58:40: <elliott> monqy: im going to sing [[Talk:Esme]] over the premade backing tracks offered by this "Magic GarageBand" functionality
2011-06-21.txt:07:06:21: <elliott> monqy: its called Talk Esme Baby by the way
2011-06-21.txt:07:33:33: <elliott> and also the esme page
2011-06-21.txt:10:59:12: <elliott> then it quickly degenerated into me trying to narrate [[Talk:Esme]] over one of GarageBand's terrible premade backing songs and running out of time
2011-06-21.txt:16:31:18: <elliott_> apart from Esme, Esme shouldn't set off alarm bells, it's just the best language.
2011-06-21.txt:16:32:31: <Phantom_Hoover> EgoBot needs an Esme interpreter.
2011-06-21.txt:16:33:36: <elliott_> Phantom_Hoover: I'll add an Esme interpreter to EgoBot.
2011-06-21.txt:16:33:58: <elliott_> !veebeewiki\esmerelda BootStrapInstall:E S M E; \E\S\M\e\I
\s	l\l
2011-06-21.txt:16:34:23: <elliott_> Phantom_Hoover: Please go to http://www.vfd.org/esmeralda-cgi-bin/egobot.pl to use it.
2011-06-21.txt:16:34:55: <Sgeo> The creator of Esme is a blasphemer!
2011-06-21.txt:16:35:28: <Sgeo> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme
2011-06-21.txt:16:35:35: <Sgeo> "The VeeBeeWiki wiki software needs Esme and Perl to run. The software also needs EsmeCSS: and EsoShell: namespaces."
2011-07-25.txt:00:21:21: <zzo38> Although it doesn't look to be the same problem as hamiltonian or traveling salesmen, I don't know whether there can be similar ideas or not.
2011-08-25.txt:20:48:37: <elliott> monqy: ctrl+shift+a i guess???????? that is less important than cursor movesments
2011-09-13.txt:17:50:14: <ais523> `log Esme
2011-09-13.txt:17:50:18: <HackEgo> 2011-06-21.txt:16:35:35: <Sgeo> "The VeeBeeWiki wiki software needs Esme and Perl to run. The software also needs EsmeCSS: and EsoShell: namespaces."
2011-09-13.txt:18:19:24: <HackEgo> 2009-03-03.txt:18:37:54: * ais523 looks at http://esolangs.org/wiki/Talk:Esme for old time's sake
2011-09-13.txt:18:19:44: * elliott listens to Talk Esme Baby again... an art
2011-09-13.txt:18:23:29: <ais523> it's a dramatic reading of Talk:Esme?
2011-09-13.txt:18:25:25: <elliott> It's about as much of a disaster as Esme is.
2011-09-13.txt:18:25:26: <ais523> to be fair, this is Esme we're talking about
2011-09-15.txt:02:59:16: <itidus20> Historically, some mathematicians can be regarded as having foreseen and come close to a modern formulation of the concept of function. Among them is Oresme (1323–1382) . . . In his theory, some general ideas about independent and dependent variable quantities seem to be present.
2011-10-14.txt:12:50:01: <elliott_> I wonder if we could get the Esme guy to join us on IRC.
2011-10-14.txt:12:51:24: <Patashu> Esme is the best language
2011-10-14.txt:12:51:44: <Patashu> And of course zzo38 in the talk page for Esme
2011-10-14.txt:20:41:04: <Phantom_Hoover> "The conflicts, in which vendors raided one another's vans and fired shotguns into one another's windscreens, were more violent than might typically be expected between ice-cream salesmen.
2011-11-21.txt:22:15:28: <elliott> Vorpal: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme
2011-11-21.txt:22:15:51: <elliott> monqy: did you ever see esme
2011-11-21.txt:22:15:59: <monqy> i even heard esme
2011-11-22.txt:08:03:44: * kallisti is mesmerized
2011-12-01.txt:21:32:43: <ais523> elliott: I take it you searched rather than having the link mesmerized?
2011-12-01.txt:21:33:13: <elliott> http://ais523.elliott.i.take.it/you/searched?rather=than&having=the#link,mesmerized
2011-12-01.txt:21:33:20: <elliott> I don't see what mesmerification has to do with it though.
2011-12-07.txt:23:08:16: <elliott> esme
2011-12-07.txt:23:08:32: <ais523> does esme have defined comment semantics?
2011-12-07.txt:23:08:50: <ais523> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme
2011-12-07.txt:23:09:18: <elliott> ais523: wow, how well-specified for esme
2011-12-07.txt:23:11:30: <ais523> I forgot how awesome Talk:Esme was, incidentally
2011-12-29.txt:13:51:49: <Sgeo> "###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e  #b#ee#r...
2012-02-11.txt:22:23:41: <monqy> topic should be snack/esme polyglot
2012-02-25.txt:19:48:15: <elliott> ais523: that external link makes me think Esme
2012-02-25.txt:19:49:58: <elliott> heh, [[Esme]] isn't in [[Category:Languages]] or [[Category:Joke languages]]
2012-03-03.txt:02:10:44: <oerjan> i hit Esme.
2012-03-03.txt:02:12:38: <oerjan> i think there is a certain point of view from which the Esme page is already perfect.
2012-03-03.txt:02:23:26: <elliott> itidus21: what, Esme?
2012-03-03.txt:02:28:03: <itidus21>  ###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e  #b#ee#r...
2012-03-03.txt:02:29:01: <itidus21> to think that i could accidently catch the bus with the person who wrote "###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e  #b#ee#r..."
2012-03-03.txt:02:29:13: <elliott> `addquote <itidus21> to think that i could accidently catch the bus with the person who wrote "###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e  #b#ee#r..."
2012-03-03.txt:02:29:16: <HackEgo> 814) <itidus21> to think that i could accidently catch the bus with the person who wrote "###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e  #b#ee#r..."
2012-03-11.txt:06:36:52: <elliott> (If you get to Esme you'll probably forget what you're doing.)
2012-03-11.txt:09:45:50: <monqy> snack nomic, esme nomic
2012-03-11.txt:09:46:45: <ais523> ESME!!!!!!!!!
2012-03-11.txt:09:56:48: <shadwick> I only saw Esme tonight
2012-03-11.txt:20:34:22: <Sgeo> Someone should implement Esme.
2012-03-19.txt:00:11:38: * itidus21 hesitates to try to remember the name of ur's lang. elma.. esme!
2012-03-19.txt:13:25:36: <elliott> ais523: oerjan: perhaps we should feature [[Esme]] sometime.
2012-03-19.txt:13:35:30: <oerjan> <elliott> ais523: oerjan: perhaps we should feature [[Esme]] sometime. <-- er....
2012-03-19.txt:14:45:04: <elliott> I'm going to redirect oerjan's page to Esme.
2012-03-19.txt:14:45:18: <oerjan> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESME
2012-03-26.txt:19:04:46: <elliott> If jokeyness is just an attribute of languages, then we don't want a list, just [[Category:Jokes]]. But the joke language list was started for languages that *aren't* languages; LITHP isn't a language, IRP isn't a language, Esme isn't a language, QWERTY Keyboard Dot Language isn't a language.
2012-03-26.txt:19:09:21: <elliott> Just like [[Esme]] is a joke (except in another sense altogether).
2012-03-26.txt:19:58:50: <oerjan> for example, Esme would belong to all but the first category.
2012-03-26.txt:20:02:04: <ais523> oerjan: how do you know Esme is sub-TC? it's too underspecified to calculate a computational class for it
2012-03-26.txt:20:20:49: <zzo38> Esme, ###, IRP, NOT A PROGRAM, TURKEY BOMB, and lesser known programming languages, belongs in Joke languages only, in my opinion (at least for now).
2012-03-28.txt:00:30:41: <elliott> i'm worried that if i delete too many more pages i'll become mad with power and invent the next esme
2012-04-06.txt:03:40:08: * Sgeo renames some sort of Esme interpreter to ghc
2012-04-06.txt:03:40:30: <Sgeo> Although an existing Esme interpreter would be a bit ...
2012-04-27.txt:07:02:12: <ais523> shubshub: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ESME
2012-04-27.txt:07:02:23: <ais523> or is it Esme?
2012-04-27.txt:07:02:31: <ais523> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme
2012-04-27.txt:07:03:32: <elliott> ais523: meh, Esme is not the worst
2012-05-06.txt:15:49:41: <AnotherTest> which language allows the shortest implementation for an algorithm that solves the traveling-salesmen problem using a brute-fore approach without it being a built-in feature?
2012-05-31.txt:16:47:29: <Phantom_Hoover> ESME
2012-07-20.txt:00:23:45: <elliott___> *esme
2012-07-20.txt:21:50:55: <MDude> I tihnk some companies have tried that on the grounds that compatability somehow implies endoresment.
2012-08-03.txt:14:09:15: <itidus21> women often like tradesmen, they're fit and always find work
2012-08-09.txt:13:02:24: <olsner> there seems to be a risk that Gregor will be too mesmerized by his own pants to remember to breathe and/or eat
2012-08-09.txt:18:48:04: <oerjan> <olsner> there seems to be a risk that Gregor will be too mesmerized by his own pants to remember to breathe and/or eat <-- THE PANTS OF NARCISSUS
2012-08-13.txt:09:14:48: <Phantom_Hoover> itidus21, dry cleaning salesmen make poor psychologists.
2012-09-09.txt:20:59:43: -!- oerjan changed the topic of #esoteric to: I HAVE NOW | Official channel of ESME | ESME is the best programming language. Why have you abandoned ESME? | Do not fret, ESME can forgive you. Give yourself freely to ESME. | http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ | http://esolangs.org/wiki
2012-09-09.txt:21:00:35: <oerjan> i notice ESME is not _actually_ all caps but it feels like it should be
2012-09-12.txt:18:27:05: <olsner> why did PEZ become ESME?
2012-09-12.txt:18:28:08: <shachaf> ESME well be assumed.
2012-09-12.txt:18:46:17: <Sgeo__> I think Pusher was written in ESME
2012-09-12.txt:18:46:40: <olsner> oh, ESME is a language?
2012-09-12.txt:18:49:28: <Sgeo__> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme
2012-09-12.txt:18:51:44: <Sgeo__> If an esolang is like the speech of a vapid person, Esme makes Snooki's talking sound like a PhD thesis.
2012-09-12.txt:18:52:07: <Sgeo__> Ok, so maybe I shouldn't insult people in my attempt to make fun of Esme.
2012-09-12.txt:18:52:36: <oerjan> that's just what esme does to you.
2012-09-12.txt:18:53:39: <Sgeo__> olsner, read of Esme and weep
2012-09-13.txt:19:49:15: -!- tswett changed the topic of #esoteric to: I HAVE NOW | Official channel of ESME | ESME is the best programming language. Why have you abandoned ESME? | Do not fret, ESME can forgive you. Give yourself freely to ESME. | PT6TRPA6PM6K | http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ | http://esolangs.org/wiki
2012-09-14.txt:06:56:09: <itidus21> <olsner> why did PEZ become ESME?
2012-09-14.txt:06:57:54: <itidus21> `pastelogs esme