2005-09-18.txt:20:21:15: <Wildhalcyon> *please dont ban me*
2006-08-01.txt:16:30:01: <asiekierka> Please, don't ban me and please, kick me from that channel.
2006-12-30.txt:14:44:02: <oklopol> how does the thing work in freenode, if i should flood 500 lines of ososososososososososo here, would one of you get ops out of no where and kickban me?
2007-08-19.txt:23:42:36: <oklokok> lament: please do not ban me
2008-06-05.txt:20:21:53: <tusho> OH SHIT, now you have reason to ban me!
2008-06-18.txt:23:50:59: <tusho> kickban me lament
2008-06-18.txt:23:51:22: <tusho> KICKBAN ME DAMNIT LAMENT
2008-06-19.txt:00:00:38: <GregorR> <tusho> KICKBAN ME DAMNIT LAMENT
2008-08-10.txt:14:50:39: <tusho> fizzie: i won't believe it until you ban me
2008-09-12.txt:16:56:55: <tusho> The op got angry at a guy for no reason, I pointed out an error in his reasoning, he responded with the same reasons and said 'got it?', I told him that his reasons were still wrong for the reasons I said, he opped himself and said 'GOT IT?', I told him that blindly asserting reasons while ignoring rebuttals and then threatening those who take issue with them is not acceptable and he could ban me if he wished, so he did, and says it's for 24 hours.
2008-09-28.txt:21:38:11: <tusho> fizzie: better ban me now...
2009-01-21.txt:12:14:37: <ehird> Indeed, I did that even before this new ban message.
2009-02-05.txt:20:02:43: <oklopol> because, you know, lament would kickban me.
2009-02-24.txt:18:45:52: <ehird> You are a dicksucker. Now get lament or fizzie to ban me.
2009-06-04.txt:22:42:01: <ehird> I'd run my own specialized scripts to do some useful edits on WP, but people would ban me for BOTTING OMG
2009-07-26.txt:17:22:15: <oklopol> i'd tell you who can't, but you'd ban me from your color matcher.
2009-10-11.txt:01:02:10: <ehird> fizzie: like, I'm assuming in lojban means
2009-10-23.txt:23:40:13: <ehird> lament: BAN ME
2010-02-20.txt:00:05:16: <MissPiggy> alise I want him to unban me from #math
2010-02-20.txt:00:41:45: <Libster> well lament isn't gonna ban me unless he doesn't it right now just to spite the fact i just said this
2010-02-22.txt:20:10:17: <lament> oerjan: you have ops, you can ban me
2010-03-01.txt:16:48:32: <alise> ban me
2010-04-04.txt:23:57:07: <Quadrescence> fizzie: ban me too plz
2010-04-25.txt:02:19:03: <alise> Nobody would ban me because I'm awesome; AnMaster wouldn't be banned because he hasn't committed an offence more egregious than being an idiot and a fuckwit.
2010-09-04.txt:16:05:22: <alise> Darn, yes. So he can ban me.
2010-10-17.txt:04:03:45: <elliott> feel free to kickban me, i'm collecting them
2010-11-12.txt:03:17:02: <Sgeo> Confidence in the idea that you have no capacity to ban me
2010-12-16.txt:04:21:00: <Sgeo> oerjan, I should not be on IRC tomorrow. If I am, feel free to ban me for the duration. Duration ends ... should really end Saturday, I guess, not Friday
2010-12-18.txt:22:47:13: <Vorpal> ineiros, anyway, I never saw the teleportation ban mentioned by you. Only a "don't do that" for illegal move
2010-12-19.txt:23:48:22: <elliott> oerjan: his request was, after all, in spirit eternal: if I give in to the temptation to IRC instead of homeworking, ban me.
2011-01-26.txt:00:15:37: <elliottXP> oerjan: also, I'm going to cry every day unless you kickban cheater99. (if you kickban me, I will continue to whine every day until cheater99 is kickbanned)
2011-02-21.txt:23:45:07: <elliott> one of these days oerjan will ban me and the channel will be peaceful.
2011-02-24.txt:02:12:19: <elliott_> you can ban me for that
2011-02-26.txt:20:54:52: <elliott> ais523: please don't ban me for twenty-four years
2011-03-10.txt:00:19:26: <Gregor> elliott: Now unban me from #esoteric-minecraft or I ban you from #esoteric :P
2011-03-20.txt:03:39:48: <myndzi> such as "ops may ban me from this channel with this command"
2011-04-19.txt:18:35:39: <elliott> <Veinor> 'unban me'
2011-04-21.txt:14:54:36: <elliott> oerjan: prepare to be flooded with "unban me"
2011-07-05.txt:06:54:04: <elliott_> oerjan cant ban me for this because its not in channel mwa ha ha ha ha
2011-07-22.txt:23:58:06: <elliott> ais523: its ok ur my pal i know you wouldn't ban me or anything
2011-08-29.txt:19:29:39: <elliott> Would you ban me?
2011-08-29.txt:19:31:00: <elliott> fizzie: So would you... ban me...
2011-09-03.txt:02:53:14: <elliott> I'll unban me if you find a decent chunk of public domain OpenCL sample code because this reference is terrible
2011-09-22.txt:08:01:54: <elliott> fizzie: You might want to ban me in advance before oerjan does it after logreading, btw.
2011-09-22.txt:12:09:51: <elliott_> oerjan: if you don't read it, how will you ever find the evidence to ban me with
2011-11-09.txt:22:03:49: <elliott> ais523: Better ban me.
2011-11-09.txt:22:09:37: <elliott> ban me
2011-11-12.txt:21:44:33: <oerjan> Phantom__Hoover: damn you, oh wait scratch that ais523 might ban me
2011-11-19.txt:23:57:51: <CakeProphet> after they ban me.
2011-11-22.txt:05:15:37: <elliott> oerjan: KICK AND BAN ME AND KALLISTI
2011-12-20.txt:06:11:12: <elliott> BAN ME
2011-12-22.txt:01:16:48: <elliott> ais523: hi, kickban me so i go to bed, thank you
2011-12-22.txt:01:19:35: <elliott> ais523: or you could just kickban me!
2011-12-25.txt:15:37:18: <elliott> oerjan: if you ban me ban everyone else too
2011-12-26.txt:19:07:25: <Mathnerd314> ban me please
2012-03-19.txt:14:49:07: <shachaf> oerjan: Ban me!
2012-03-19.txt:14:49:29: <shachaf> oerjan: Ban me!
2012-03-19.txt:14:50:58: <shachaf> Ørjan: Ban me!
2012-03-19.txt:14:53:50: <shachaf> oerjan: Ban me!
2012-03-19.txt:14:54:22: <shachaf> oerjan: I'm expecting you to ban me.
2012-03-19.txt:14:54:34: <elliott> oerjan: Op me then ban me.
2012-03-19.txt:14:54:53: <shachaf> oerjan: Can you just pretend I did and ban me?
2012-03-19.txt:15:11:06: <shachaf> oerjan: Ban me!
2012-03-20.txt:08:09:46: <shachaf> ais523: Ban me from this channel!
2012-03-24.txt:20:11:42: <shachaf> oerjan: Tell elliott to tell you to ban me.
2012-03-26.txt:23:45:15: <shachaf> oerjan: Ban me!
2012-04-20.txt:18:03:29: <itidus21> `pastelogs ban me
2012-04-20.txt:18:04:05: <itidus21> `pastelogs ban me