2006-03-09.txt:01:10:45: <SimonRC> My technique for learning Haskell was a sort of Esme Wetherwax technique...
2008-06-20.txt:05:33:38: <Slereah> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme
2008-06-20.txt:23:05:08: <tusho> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme
2008-06-21.txt:20:06:46: <Slereah_> You know, for Esme.
2008-06-21.txt:23:59:55: <Slereah_> You should put the EsCo link on the esme page
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2008-06-22.txt:16:48:06: <tusho> 23:33:14 <Slereah> (diff) (hist) . . Esme?; 02:54 . . (0) . . Dagoth Ur, Mad God (Talk | contribs) (Undo revision 11873 by Special:Contributions/91.105.124.212 (User talk:91.105.124.212); I prefer "WikiPedia".)
2008-07-01.txt:16:01:39: <ais523> oh, and is it just me and tusho, or is ESME just random ramblings of nonsense?
2008-07-01.txt:16:02:11: <ais523> http://esolangs.org/wiki/ESME
2008-07-01.txt:16:02:43: <ais523> maybe it's http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme
2008-07-01.txt:16:03:43: <tusho> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme
2008-07-01.txt:16:08:16: <tusho> i'll revert "Esme is a shameful esoteric programming language created by User:Dagoth Ur, Mad God because he has no language creation talent." though
2008-07-01.txt:16:08:35: -!- Slereah_ changed the topic of #esoteric to: Esme is a shameful esoteric programming language created by User:Dagoth Ur, Mad God because he has no language creation talent. | #esoteric - the international hub for esoteric language design, development and deployment | logs: http://tunes.org/~nef/logs/esoteric/
2008-07-01.txt:16:11:27: <AnMaster> esme is way below that limit
2008-07-01.txt:16:12:19: <Slereah_> Esme should stay there.
2008-07-01.txt:16:12:33: <ais523> basically the author things that the example should be what an Esme program should look like
2008-07-01.txt:16:16:32: <tusho> ais523: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Talk:Esme look, he actually tried to explain it
2008-07-01.txt:16:17:35: <AnMaster> so you can only type "esme" + some !
2008-07-01.txt:16:17:36: <tusho> ais523: the paradigm of 'lol, the name "esme" is funny and ESME!!esmeMEMEESMESMSME is funnier'
2008-07-01.txt:16:17:46: <tusho> 'esme esme' is the program
2008-07-01.txt:16:18:11: <AnMaster> ESME!!
2008-07-01.txt:16:18:15: <AnMaster> esme*
2008-07-02.txt:09:54:40: <oklopol> this esme language seems very, very cool
2008-07-02.txt:14:13:42: <Sgeo> Will there EVER be specs for esme?
2008-07-02.txt:14:13:57: <Sgeo> MKBL is better off than esme at this time'
2008-08-01.txt:13:55:10: <ais523> tusho: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme seems to have been updated again
2008-08-01.txt:13:55:17: <tusho> ais523: ESMESMesmes!!ESME
2008-08-27.txt:13:19:32: <tusho> More esme?
2008-08-27.txt:13:19:33: <ais523> apparently the creator of Esme has made a new language
2008-08-27.txt:13:19:56: <tusho> ###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e  #b#ee#r...
2008-08-27.txt:13:21:05: <tusho> due to the crap about esmeraldavfdwiki on the Esme talk page, hes' obviously not serious
2008-08-27.txt:13:21:43: <tusho> also [[Here's a example url of Esme in wiki software: http://www.vfd.org/esmeralda-cgi-bin/esme-wiki.pl?id=VeeBeeWiki:Uncyclopedia.css
2008-08-27.txt:13:22:59: <tusho> [[It works by tapping out "ESME" into Morse code, then writing "Esme" in to the papers. Dagoth Ur, Mad God 07:21, 30 June 2008 (UTC) ]]
2008-09-07.txt:22:55:15: <Slereah> Maybe he's that Esme guy too D:
2008-09-07.txt:22:57:49: <tusho> esme 2
2008-09-12.txt:15:58:08: <ais523> tusho: that fingerprint reminds me of ESME
2008-10-02.txt:20:59:31: <slereah> "Esme is an esoteric programming language [citation needed]"
2008-11-28.txt:09:09:24: <Slereah_> We saw Esme, and we said "Never again"
2008-11-30.txt:21:53:21: <ehird> oklopol: Esme!!ESMEESMESME!!!11
2008-11-30.txt:21:53:45: <oklopol> i don't remember what esme is, just that it was somehow stupid
2008-11-30.txt:21:53:58: <ehird> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme
2008-11-30.txt:21:57:28: <ehird> http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?title=Esme&diff=next&oldid=12506
2008-12-15.txt:19:17:50: <zuff> Esme Hird
2008-12-15.txt:19:18:32: <Slereah-> ESME : NEVER FORGET
2008-12-15.txt:19:18:56: <ais523> oh no, someone mentioned ESME again?
2009-01-14.txt:15:13:11: <Slereah_> I'm sure the next bold move is an esme compiler.
2009-01-14.txt:15:13:18: <ais523> don't mention esme, please
2009-02-05.txt:17:40:11: <ehird> at least ESME was nonsensically amusing
2009-02-24.txt:00:16:19: <ehird> http://esolangs.org/w/index.php?title=Esme&action=history
2009-02-24.txt:00:16:25: <ehird> ESME 2.0
2009-03-03.txt:18:37:54: * ais523 looks at http://esolangs.org/wiki/Talk:Esme for old time's sake
2009-03-03.txt:18:38:18: <ehird> "Esme: It works by tapping out "ESME" into Morse code, then writing "Esme" in to the papers."
2009-03-03.txt:18:38:52: <ehird> ESME ESME ESME
2009-03-07.txt:15:53:47: <Slereah> What about Esme
2009-03-07.txt:17:23:45: <oerjan> <Slereah> What about Esme
2009-03-07.txt:17:33:51: <oerjan> ^ul ((ESME. )(Esme, )):^!S(~:^:S*a~^~*a*~:^):^
2009-03-07.txt:17:33:52: <fungot> ESME. Esme, Esme, ESME. Esme, ESME. ESME. Esme, Esme, ESME. ESME. Esme, ESME. Esme, Esme, ESME. Esme, ESME. ESME. Esme, ESME. Esme, Esme, ESME. ESME. Esme, Esme, ESME. Esme, ESME. ESME. Esme, Esme, ESME. ESME. Esme, ESME. Esme, Esme, ESME. ESME. Esme, Esme, ESME. Esme, ESME. ESME. Esme, ESME. Esme, Esme, ESME. Esme, ESME.  ...too much output!
2009-03-07.txt:17:36:34: <oerjan> asiekierka: an underload program for printing the thue-morse sequence, modified slightly to look like Esme.
2010-01-12.txt:21:01:49: <ehird> Phantom_Hoover: right right. wait, you're not the guy who made Esme, are you? just checking.
2010-01-12.txt:21:01:54: <Phantom_Hoover> Esme?
2010-01-12.txt:21:02:12: <ehird> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme
2010-02-14.txt:20:13:21: <virtuhird> alise: Http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/esme.
2011-05-03.txt:23:41:26: <elliott> maybe MDude is the true inventor of Esme
2011-06-07.txt:17:28:51: <Sgeo> Esme... makes no sense to me
2011-06-07.txt:17:29:21: <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, fun fact: my first significant conversation on #esoteric was confirming that I didn't make Esme.
2011-06-07.txt:17:29:56: <ais523> hmm, I think Dagoth may have made Esme just to troll zzo38
2011-06-07.txt:17:30:38: <Phantom_Hoover> It's only used on FURscript and Esme.
2011-06-07.txt:17:31:31: <elliott> ais523: re: troll zzo, [[Talk:Esme]] is a pretty funny page
2011-06-21.txt:06:35:08: <elliott> monqy: should i read the furscript or esme page next
2011-06-21.txt:06:35:23: <elliott> if I do esme ill sing the stuff in code blocks
2011-06-21.txt:06:43:12: <elliott> monqy: im going to do Esme
2011-06-21.txt:06:43:44: <monqy> I've never understood esme
2011-06-21.txt:06:49:21: <elliott> are you ready for esme
2011-06-21.txt:06:49:37: <elliott> also I dunno how to pronounce Esme lol
2011-06-21.txt:06:49:50: <monqy> I was thinking like "esme" but I dunno
2011-06-21.txt:06:56:10: <monqy> the esme page that is
2011-06-21.txt:06:56:29: <elliott> monqy: the inventor of esme like
2011-06-21.txt:06:58:40: <elliott> monqy: im going to sing [[Talk:Esme]] over the premade backing tracks offered by this "Magic GarageBand" functionality
2011-06-21.txt:07:06:21: <elliott> monqy: its called Talk Esme Baby by the way
2011-06-21.txt:07:33:33: <elliott> and also the esme page
2011-06-21.txt:10:59:12: <elliott> then it quickly degenerated into me trying to narrate [[Talk:Esme]] over one of GarageBand's terrible premade backing songs and running out of time
2011-06-21.txt:16:31:18: <elliott_> apart from Esme, Esme shouldn't set off alarm bells, it's just the best language.
2011-06-21.txt:16:32:31: <Phantom_Hoover> EgoBot needs an Esme interpreter.
2011-06-21.txt:16:33:36: <elliott_> Phantom_Hoover: I'll add an Esme interpreter to EgoBot.
2011-06-21.txt:16:34:55: <Sgeo> The creator of Esme is a blasphemer!
2011-06-21.txt:16:35:28: <Sgeo> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme
2011-06-21.txt:16:35:35: <Sgeo> "The VeeBeeWiki wiki software needs Esme and Perl to run. The software also needs EsmeCSS: and EsoShell: namespaces."
2011-09-13.txt:17:50:14: <ais523> `log Esme
2011-09-13.txt:17:50:18: <HackEgo> 2011-06-21.txt:16:35:35: <Sgeo> "The VeeBeeWiki wiki software needs Esme and Perl to run. The software also needs EsmeCSS: and EsoShell: namespaces."
2011-09-13.txt:18:19:24: <HackEgo> 2009-03-03.txt:18:37:54: * ais523 looks at http://esolangs.org/wiki/Talk:Esme for old time's sake
2011-09-13.txt:18:19:44: * elliott listens to Talk Esme Baby again... an art
2011-09-13.txt:18:23:29: <ais523> it's a dramatic reading of Talk:Esme?
2011-09-13.txt:18:25:25: <elliott> It's about as much of a disaster as Esme is.
2011-09-13.txt:18:25:26: <ais523> to be fair, this is Esme we're talking about
2011-10-14.txt:12:50:01: <elliott_> I wonder if we could get the Esme guy to join us on IRC.
2011-10-14.txt:12:51:24: <Patashu> Esme is the best language
2011-10-14.txt:12:51:44: <Patashu> And of course zzo38 in the talk page for Esme
2011-11-21.txt:22:15:28: <elliott> Vorpal: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme
2011-11-21.txt:22:15:51: <elliott> monqy: did you ever see esme
2011-11-21.txt:22:15:59: <monqy> i even heard esme
2011-12-07.txt:23:08:16: <elliott> esme
2011-12-07.txt:23:08:32: <ais523> does esme have defined comment semantics?
2011-12-07.txt:23:08:50: <ais523> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme
2011-12-07.txt:23:09:18: <elliott> ais523: wow, how well-specified for esme
2011-12-07.txt:23:11:30: <ais523> I forgot how awesome Talk:Esme was, incidentally
2011-12-29.txt:13:51:49: <Sgeo> "###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e  #b#ee#r...
2012-02-11.txt:22:23:41: <monqy> topic should be snack/esme polyglot
2012-02-25.txt:19:48:15: <elliott> ais523: that external link makes me think Esme
2012-02-25.txt:19:49:58: <elliott> heh, [[Esme]] isn't in [[Category:Languages]] or [[Category:Joke languages]]
2012-03-03.txt:02:10:44: <oerjan> i hit Esme.
2012-03-03.txt:02:12:38: <oerjan> i think there is a certain point of view from which the Esme page is already perfect.
2012-03-03.txt:02:23:26: <elliott> itidus21: what, Esme?
2012-03-03.txt:02:28:03: <itidus21>  ###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e  #b#ee#r...
2012-03-03.txt:02:29:01: <itidus21> to think that i could accidently catch the bus with the person who wrote "###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e  #b#ee#r..."
2012-03-03.txt:02:29:13: <elliott> `addquote <itidus21> to think that i could accidently catch the bus with the person who wrote "###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e  #b#ee#r..."
2012-03-03.txt:02:29:16: <HackEgo> 814) <itidus21> to think that i could accidently catch the bus with the person who wrote "###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e  #b#ee#r..."
2012-03-11.txt:06:36:52: <elliott> (If you get to Esme you'll probably forget what you're doing.)
2012-03-11.txt:09:45:50: <monqy> snack nomic, esme nomic
2012-03-11.txt:09:46:45: <ais523> ESME!!!!!!!!!
2012-03-11.txt:09:56:48: <shadwick> I only saw Esme tonight
2012-03-11.txt:20:34:22: <Sgeo> Someone should implement Esme.
2012-03-19.txt:00:11:38: * itidus21 hesitates to try to remember the name of ur's lang. elma.. esme!
2012-03-19.txt:13:25:36: <elliott> ais523: oerjan: perhaps we should feature [[Esme]] sometime.
2012-03-19.txt:13:35:30: <oerjan> <elliott> ais523: oerjan: perhaps we should feature [[Esme]] sometime. <-- er....
2012-03-19.txt:14:45:04: <elliott> I'm going to redirect oerjan's page to Esme.
2012-03-26.txt:19:04:46: <elliott> If jokeyness is just an attribute of languages, then we don't want a list, just [[Category:Jokes]]. But the joke language list was started for languages that *aren't* languages; LITHP isn't a language, IRP isn't a language, Esme isn't a language, QWERTY Keyboard Dot Language isn't a language.
2012-03-26.txt:19:09:21: <elliott> Just like [[Esme]] is a joke (except in another sense altogether).
2012-03-26.txt:19:58:50: <oerjan> for example, Esme would belong to all but the first category.
2012-03-26.txt:20:02:04: <ais523> oerjan: how do you know Esme is sub-TC? it's too underspecified to calculate a computational class for it
2012-03-26.txt:20:20:49: <zzo38> Esme, ###, IRP, NOT A PROGRAM, TURKEY BOMB, and lesser known programming languages, belongs in Joke languages only, in my opinion (at least for now).
2012-03-28.txt:00:30:41: <elliott> i'm worried that if i delete too many more pages i'll become mad with power and invent the next esme
2012-04-06.txt:03:40:08: * Sgeo renames some sort of Esme interpreter to ghc
2012-04-06.txt:03:40:30: <Sgeo> Although an existing Esme interpreter would be a bit ...
2012-04-27.txt:07:02:12: <ais523> shubshub: http://esolangs.org/wiki/ESME
2012-04-27.txt:07:02:23: <ais523> or is it Esme?
2012-04-27.txt:07:02:31: <ais523> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme
2012-04-27.txt:07:03:32: <elliott> ais523: meh, Esme is not the worst
2012-05-31.txt:16:47:29: <Phantom_Hoover> ESME
2012-07-20.txt:00:23:45: <elliott___> *esme
2012-09-09.txt:20:59:43: -!- oerjan changed the topic of #esoteric to: I HAVE NOW | Official channel of ESME | ESME is the best programming language. Why have you abandoned ESME? | Do not fret, ESME can forgive you. Give yourself freely to ESME. | http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ | http://esolangs.org/wiki
2012-09-09.txt:21:00:35: <oerjan> i notice ESME is not _actually_ all caps but it feels like it should be
2012-09-12.txt:18:27:05: <olsner> why did PEZ become ESME?
2012-09-12.txt:18:28:08: <shachaf> ESME well be assumed.
2012-09-12.txt:18:46:17: <Sgeo__> I think Pusher was written in ESME
2012-09-12.txt:18:46:40: <olsner> oh, ESME is a language?
2012-09-12.txt:18:49:28: <Sgeo__> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme
2012-09-12.txt:18:51:44: <Sgeo__> If an esolang is like the speech of a vapid person, Esme makes Snooki's talking sound like a PhD thesis.
2012-09-12.txt:18:52:07: <Sgeo__> Ok, so maybe I shouldn't insult people in my attempt to make fun of Esme.
2012-09-12.txt:18:52:36: <oerjan> that's just what esme does to you.
2012-09-12.txt:18:53:39: <Sgeo__> olsner, read of Esme and weep
2012-09-13.txt:19:49:15: -!- tswett changed the topic of #esoteric to: I HAVE NOW | Official channel of ESME | ESME is the best programming language. Why have you abandoned ESME? | Do not fret, ESME can forgive you. Give yourself freely to ESME. | PT6TRPA6PM6K | http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ | http://esolangs.org/wiki
2012-09-14.txt:06:56:09: <itidus21> <olsner> why did PEZ become ESME?
2012-09-14.txt:06:57:54: <itidus21> `pastelogs esme
2012-09-14.txt:07:02:34: <zzo38> It [doesn't] works by tapping out "ESME" into Morse code, then writing "Esme" in to the papers.
2012-09-14.txt:22:41:35: * oerjan for a microsecond considers replacing ESME by Real Fast Nora's Hair Salon 3: Shear Disaster in the topic
2012-09-15.txt:04:00:34: <itidus21> eg, applying itidus21 to ESME results in a country practice
2012-09-15.txt:04:01:06: <itidus21> http://www.iwt.net.au/sideprojects/esme-groove.jpg
2012-09-18.txt:08:35:50: <Phantom_Hoover> (was esme the name of your mysterious rejectress)
2012-09-18.txt:08:36:36: <UnknownCharacter> Her name isnt esme.
2012-09-19.txt:10:27:17: -!- oerjan changed the topic of #esoteric to: I HAVE NOW, ARRR | Official channel of ESME | ESME is the best programming language. Why have you abandoned ESME? | Do not fret, ESME can forgive you. Give yourself freely to ESME. | PT6TRPA6PM6K | http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ | http://esolangs.org/wiki
2012-09-19.txt:10:30:12: -!- oerjan changed the topic of #esoteric to: I HAVE NOW, ARRR | Happy birthday to :-) | Official channel of ESME | ESME is the best programming language. Why have you abandoned ESME? | Do not fret, ESME can forgive you. Give yourself freely to ESME. | PT6TRPA6PM6K | http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ | http://esolangs.org/wiki
2012-09-20.txt:10:04:45: -!- oerjan changed the topic of #esoteric to: SORRY, WE'RE OUT | Official channel of ESME | ESME is the best programming language. Why have you abandoned ESME? | Do not fret, ESME can forgive you. Give yourself freely to ESME. | PT6TRPA6PM6K | http://codu.org/logs/_esoteric/ | http://esolangs.org/wiki
2012-10-14.txt:00:15:56: <monqy> befunge derivative, lolcode derivative, hq9+ derivative, snack derivative, esme derivative
2012-10-17.txt:13:59:41: <elliott> are http://esolangs.org/wiki/Snack and http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme better because they're not bf derivatives
2012-10-17.txt:14:01:56: <AnotherTest> esme is not
2012-11-22.txt:22:22:03: <HackEgo> 745) <itidus21> to think that i could accidently catch the bus with the person who wrote "###b#ott#les#of#b#eer o#n t#he #w#all#, ###lovely ###[[Esme]]ralda ###o#n ###t#h#e  #b#ee#r..."
2012-12-14.txt:02:45:59: <ais523> you won't find anyone in here willing to program in ESME, for instance
2012-12-14.txt:02:46:11: <Bike> @google esolang esme
2012-12-14.txt:02:46:13: <lambdabot> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme
2012-12-14.txt:02:46:13: <lambdabot> Title: Esme - Esolang
2012-12-14.txt:02:46:27: <ais523> oh, Esme, sorry, not ESME
2012-12-14.txt:02:47:27: <MDude> When I first saw it, I was expecting it to be "esme, Mario!"
2012-12-27.txt:22:59:41: <monqy> has anyone written an esme program????that's what i thought
2013-01-17.txt:23:00:24: <Phantom_Hoover> and talk esme baby is lost to history
2013-01-17.txt:23:07:51: <elliott> Sgeo_: do you have talk esme baby
2013-02-06.txt:20:51:14: <elliott> Bike: "Esme"
2013-02-06.txt:20:56:00: <oerjan> <elliott> Bike: "Esme" <-- are you saying that would be a bad name if it had otherwise been an interesting language?
2013-02-06.txt:21:24:15: <elliott> ais523: esme
2013-02-06.txt:21:24:34: <ais523> what's the correct case for esme, anyway?
2013-02-06.txt:21:24:44: <elliott> Esme, I think
2013-02-06.txt:21:24:55: <Vorpal> elliott, esme is a joke lang though
2013-02-08.txt:07:17:53: <elliott> ais523: we should feature Esme sometime
2013-02-08.txt:07:18:15: <ais523> elliott: not Esme, best left as an injoke that one
2013-02-14.txt:22:18:56: <elliott> that would be esme
2013-03-15.txt:22:35:51: <oerjan> oh and ESME.
2013-03-15.txt:23:48:48: <oerjan> ^wiki Esme
2013-03-15.txt:23:48:48: <fungot> http://esolangs.org/wiki/Esme
2013-04-09.txt:04:42:11: <Bike> Welcome to ESME.
2013-04-12.txt:23:07:36: <oerjan> except Esme.
2013-05-28.txt:02:23:40: <elliott> hm should i say my favourite esolang is Esme or that other one