2005-07-29.txt:22:09:09: <int-e> I bet breathing air is a patentable technical process.
2005-11-01.txt:05:37:27: <GregorR> Because people who don't smoke can't breathe smoke.
2005-11-01.txt:05:37:43: <cpressey> i can't breath car exhaust, either
2005-11-01.txt:05:46:11: <GregorR> In America, you ought to be free to breathe.
2005-11-01.txt:05:46:23: <GregorR> I think the right to breathe preempts the "right" to smoke.
2005-11-05.txt:23:11:16: <jix> Warning: stopping to breath may result in lack of oxygen 
2005-11-05.txt:23:12:15: <GregorR> SURGEON GENERALS WARNING: Breathing toxins is bad for you!
2006-01-17.txt:16:33:55: * GregorR brings lots of breath mints.
2006-01-17.txt:16:35:13: <nooga> my breath smells like various nuts and raisins ;p
2006-03-05.txt:18:47:25: <ihope> My #1 priority is blood circulation. #2 is breathing.
2006-08-31.txt:06:25:56: * GregorR has breathed life into his olde m68k >: )
2006-09-02.txt:02:34:35: <Razor-X> I mean in AP Chemistry, I was definitely gasping for breath to get a hold on the material, but this is just stupid.
2006-09-03.txt:23:48:21: <Razor-X> pikhq: Don't hold your breath, later for me means another 5 hours at most.
2006-09-06.txt:07:55:33: <fizzie> I'd guess sooner than LaTeX 3, but wouldn't hold my breath. (I don't think I _could_ hold my breath for more than a minute or so anyway.)
2006-09-18.txt:17:01:21: * RodgerTheGreat revels in his newfound ability to safely breathe fire.
2006-09-18.txt:17:01:30: <RodgerTheGreat> now if only I could breathe air, too.
2006-10-15.txt:22:51:24: <RodgerTheGreat> ... breathtaking
2007-05-01.txt:00:13:45: <SimonRC> I know it is because the blood is being diverted away from my digestive system, like a f-o-f reaction, though my heart rate and breathing don't go up much.
2007-06-16.txt:01:06:57: <SimonRC> it makes a click noise in my ear when I do so and my breathing becomes louder
2007-06-20.txt:03:31:07: <ihope> "He cried in a whisper at some image, at some vision - he cried out twice, a cry that was no more than a breath - '"The horror! The horror!"'
2007-07-09.txt:17:03:15: <CakeProphet> YOU SHOULD PROBABLY USE TWO LINE BREAKS INSTEAD OF ONE, AND CAMEL-CASE YOUR METHODS COCKBREATH.
2007-07-15.txt:02:33:39: <GregorR-L> He's running while being mowed down by a machine gun, then stabs the fuck out of the gunner, breathes hard a few times and screams dramatically. He's fine.
2007-07-23.txt:20:08:57: <ehird`> why would you breathe? nobody breathes!
2007-07-25.txt:05:14:46: <immibis> !ctcp ACTION turns purple and can't breathe
2007-07-25.txt:05:15:41: <immibis> !ctcp ACTION turns purple and can't breathe
2007-07-25.txt:05:15:46: * EgoBot turns purple and can't breathe
2007-08-06.txt:17:30:51: <ehird`> for example, holding your nose and breathing
2007-08-06.txt:17:31:16: <ihope> So that if it's real life, you can't breathe.
2007-08-06.txt:17:31:18: <ehird`> because in dreams you can breathe while holding your nose.
2007-08-06.txt:17:32:40: <SimonRC> waitamo, can people here actually seal off their nose and continue breathing through their mouth?
2007-08-06.txt:17:33:16: <ihope> But I think you're supposed to (temporarily, of course) put yourself in a position where it's impossible to breathe.
2007-08-06.txt:17:33:28: <oklofok> (SimonRC) waitamo, can people here actually seal off their nose and continue breathing through their mouth?
2007-08-06.txt:17:33:43: <ihope> Oh, that? I can certainly breathe through my mouth without pinching my nose or anything.
2007-08-06.txt:17:34:40: <ihope> I can click them without any breathing.
2007-08-06.txt:17:36:36: <oklofok> (SimonRC) waitamo, can people here actually seal off their nose and continue breathing through their mouth?
2007-08-06.txt:17:37:23: <oklofok> what is a real skill, is breathing through your ears.
2007-08-11.txt:02:44:50: <oerjan> Stop breathing!
2007-08-11.txt:02:44:58: <oerjan> I didn't tell you to breathe!
2007-08-11.txt:02:45:20: * ihope stops breathing
2007-08-11.txt:02:46:16: <oerjan> OK, you may breathe now.
2007-08-11.txt:02:46:22: * ihope breathes
2007-08-20.txt:00:21:04: <HandOfCode> oklokok go breath in some of the air directly above boiling water
2007-09-21.txt:01:15:47: <Tritonio>  breathe toward or upon, to add the breathing h; ad + spirare
2007-09-21.txt:01:15:47: <Tritonio>  to breathe, blow. Cf. Aspire.]
2007-09-21.txt:01:15:47: <Tritonio>  To pronounce with a breathing, an aspirate, or an h sound;
2007-10-03.txt:14:45:25: <RodgerTheGreat> darwinia was breathtakingly beautiful, but I think the gameplay was a little slow-paced
2007-10-08.txt:19:22:48: <ehird`> i have a headache right now, maybe if my brain could breathe the outside air it would go away
2007-10-25.txt:22:57:43: <oklopol> yeah, but i've had dreams where i fall from a mountain top, and through concrete, and i can't breath
2007-10-26.txt:20:32:06: <SimonRC> real geeks can concentrate on a task so much they forget to breath
2007-11-24.txt:20:05:34: <bsmntbombdood> damn i wish i could breathe fire
2007-11-26.txt:20:42:07: <jix> it makes you moving your legs and everything like insane and you talk without breathing etc etc....
2007-12-29.txt:20:57:25: <Hiato> cool, Sgeo, I don't suppose that you will write PSOX in anything bu Python (My python is equivalent in skill to sand), perhaps C/C++/Ruby/C#/Lua etc (or am I holding my breath for something that will never come) Perhaps a .dll or .lib even?
2008-01-27.txt:19:36:15: <slereah__> *by breathing really hard on the ground
2008-02-12.txt:22:25:16: <oerjan> the slide show mentioned it in the same breath as FP
2008-02-16.txt:04:41:49: <Sukoshi`> I'm lucky I have a day like today to catch my breath from the life stuff.
2008-03-15.txt:21:12:18: * Sgeo won't hold his breath
2008-03-16.txt:18:17:57: <AnMaster> Deewiant, 1) I pushed width and breath not absolute max point
2008-04-05.txt:03:20:17: <RodgerTheGreat> it's some type of software that can animate still images and make them look around, breathe, and smile in what generally comes out as a really creepy way
2008-04-06.txt:10:14:36: <GregorR> CAN'T ... BREATHE ...
2008-04-10.txt:23:49:40: <lament> i wait with bated breath
2008-05-09.txt:14:49:37: <Slereah_> Why doesn't the microwaves fry the people, and why are they worried about hallucinogens instead of about breathing raw boiling water
2008-05-20.txt:20:48:54: <ehird> I have, on occasion, resorted to XD. But that's normally after a real life fit of laughter where I'm having trouble breathing.
2008-06-08.txt:20:36:27: * Hiato breathes a sigh of relief
2008-06-09.txt:13:27:57: * Hiato1 wades through the corpses to check if anyone is still breathing
2008-06-16.txt:15:59:00: * Hiato breathes a deep sigh of relief
2008-07-23.txt:18:40:53: <tusho> heavy breathing, I guess
2008-07-25.txt:21:17:04: <psygnisfive> its the kind of pain that makes you breath in short bursts that you hold in
2008-08-08.txt:12:21:57: <tusho> optbot: will you breathe new life into esoterica
2008-08-16.txt:00:31:41: <dogface> Easy enough that the abdomen is not completely rigid, removing the appendix doesn't leave a hole in you, and the stomach is not filled with air when empty. And we can breathe.
2008-08-16.txt:00:37:10: <dogface> I guess if we had no bones, we wouldn't be as able to breathe, but computers tend to use more energy than we do, meaning they have to eliminate more heat, plus their circulatory systems don't reach the surface.
2008-08-16.txt:14:55:33: <Deewiant> ais523: I never did, so don't hold your breath on IFFI ;-)
2008-08-16.txt:20:40:08: <oklopol> this is so uninteresting i can't breathe.
2008-09-02.txt:19:56:52: <tusho> it was kind of wheezing out the last breaths it could manage in 2003, 2004
2008-10-09.txt:22:32:53: * oerjan breathes on the AntiGarlicMonste 
2008-11-02.txt:13:34:50: <ehird> [[as schiavo, or "dead while breathing".]] - mundane magic article
2008-11-16.txt:20:32:33: * bsmntbombdood breathes on the channel
2008-11-16.txt:20:33:02: <psygnisfive> breathe on me again, motherfucker, see what you get
2008-11-16.txt:20:33:08: * AnMaster breathes on ehird
2008-12-05.txt:17:05:46: <ehird> i'm breatharian!!
2008-12-16.txt:21:31:30: * zuff watches AnMaster choke on his own breath
2008-12-18.txt:02:00:08: <Warrigal> Holding one's breath is a sure cure for alkalosis. The oxygen converts to carbonic acid, neutralizing any bases in the bloodstream.
2008-12-30.txt:04:42:55: <psygnisfive> breathe, oklodol. this is nothing to be pissed off about
2009-01-09.txt:22:47:30: <ehird> breathing?
2009-01-09.txt:22:47:46: <AnMaster> 1) Breath in
2009-01-09.txt:22:47:49: <Deewiant> Breathing guide: http://www.breathingmatters.com/bodybm.htm
2009-01-09.txt:22:48:01: <AnMaster> 3) Breath out
2009-01-21.txt:13:35:34: <ais523> Haskell is a breath of fresh air compared to it in terms of type dicipline
2009-01-22.txt:14:29:32: <ehird> he breathes, and he's a moron
2009-01-22.txt:20:43:59: <oerjan> <ehird> he breathes, and he's a moron
2009-02-15.txt:18:09:31: <GregorR> WITH MY DYING BREATH I KILL YOUR QUEEN
2009-02-15.txt:18:12:05: <oerjan> oxymoron: someone so stupid they don't deserve to breathe air
2009-03-15.txt:20:46:34: <ehird> fizzie: Mostly my mouse clicking and me breathing, but yes
2009-03-27.txt:19:46:56: <ehird> ahh, plan9 is such a breath of fresh air
2009-03-28.txt:17:22:00: <oklowob> i can just say something gay like "why do swallows breathe"
2009-03-31.txt:20:41:22: * ehird breathes    ← irritating
2009-04-28.txt:18:15:19: <ehird> "the game....you all just lost it. Also, I would like to point out that you are now breathing manually."
2009-04-28.txt:18:15:27: * ehird breathes very carefully
2009-04-28.txt:23:56:57: <ehird> AnMaster: Hold your nose and breathe out
2009-04-29.txt:23:12:52: <fungot> fizzie: ' i don't know what. what's the good of having it all over again?' she said to herself, that she mightn't take his breath away: but, when he had satisfied himself that the flowers are always asleep.'
2009-05-05.txt:20:18:43: <ehird> breathe?
2009-05-19.txt:17:24:27: <ehird> ais523: on a similar note, you're breathing
2009-05-19.txt:17:24:42: <ais523> ehird: blinking doesn't work on me, although the breathing thing does
2009-05-19.txt:17:34:25: <ehird> it's sort of like saying putting your head in a paper bag is a way to voluntarily stop breathing
2009-05-28.txt:00:18:10: * GregorR-L breathes.
2009-05-28.txt:00:47:53: <ehird> Keep breathing!
2009-05-28.txt:07:23:06: <myndzi> whatever, i want to sleep not argue, i honestly wish you luck but i won't hold my breath just yet :P
2009-06-20.txt:20:28:27: <ais523> and am not in much of a mood to do anything, I'm rather tired and breathless
2009-06-26.txt:02:32:47: <GregorR> 4) SMASH the egg of your head, then breathe deeply and scream "EGG!" as the egg drips down your face.
2009-06-26.txt:19:01:17: <ehird> also breathing manually.
2009-06-26.txt:19:01:28: <ehird> you're like superman. superyawningandbreathingman.
2009-07-09.txt:01:58:11: <ehird> nor a living, breathing pony that loves you
2009-07-16.txt:22:22:19: <Pthingg> a sacrum, two gnomes high-fiving, two black women with red hats low-fiving, a shitting giant, a bat, a violin with a sort of rotating razor blade deal, a kind of necklace made of almost axehead shapes, two giant mites sucking some qi out of a linear black hole, and standing on some dead things they probably conquered to get up, a deer god with flaming horns and breathing out smoke, sea creatures having a party like there's a sort of prawn at the top an
2009-07-20.txt:01:24:06: <ehird> ais523: Become a breatharian; you won't have to eat food.*
2009-07-20.txt:19:43:03: <SimonRC> I wonder what the maximum safe acceleration is when one is submersed in a breathable liquid
2009-07-22.txt:18:44:58: <ehird> lol@someone on reddit claiming that stopping breathing is death even if you're resuscitated
2009-07-22.txt:18:45:34: <pikhq> ... I know of no reasonable person who states that you die upon ceasing to breath.
2009-07-22.txt:18:46:11: <ehird> pikhq: *breathe
2009-07-22.txt:19:36:36: <ehird> Translation: "And if he says my kitty has DIED when he doesn't BREATHE for a few seconds after a BAD COUGH, then THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE IT'S CASUAL CONVERSATION FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FORRRRRRRRRR"
2009-07-25.txt:18:51:52: <ehird> baited breath??? MORE LIKE bAIT YOUR DEATH
2009-07-26.txt:19:09:29: * ehird breathes heavily
2009-08-10.txt:13:22:53: <mycroftiv> i think its not 'tongue as a joystick' its breath control if im thinking of the same things...
2009-08-11.txt:19:06:54: <AnMaster> called fluid immersion + fluid breathing
2009-08-13.txt:16:00:37: * pikhq gives ehird's computer the breath of life
2009-09-24.txt:22:11:27: <fizzie> And you probably want to use @{X} instead, where X is something that will cause a tiny space, to leave a small breathing gap between the digits and the minus sign.
2009-10-03.txt:21:03:57: <AnMaster> there is basically no upper length limit apart from how long your breath lasts. Theoretically. No one would do that due to it being unreasonable
2009-10-25.txt:13:23:27: * AnMaster has been reading a changelog containing lots of odd typos. Like "breath search" instead of "breadth search"
2009-10-25.txt:13:24:01: <oerjan> breath search is performed _entirely_ through whooshes, me thinks
2009-11-07.txt:19:29:27: <ehird> but none of my other characters do that; and the spacing is nice — it fits with the outlines; the characters breath a lot
2009-11-30.txt:05:54:49: <oklofok> I AM SATANIST I RAPE AND KILL EVERYTHING THAT BREATHES
2009-12-20.txt:07:51:46: * immibis (who is barely alive) mumbles with his dying breath "......g...c.........c..............."
2009-12-30.txt:07:27:30: * coppro doesn't hold his breath
2010-01-06.txt:12:54:13: <ais523> they go round in circles breathing out
2010-01-06.txt:21:02:47: <ehird`> Please stop breathing. It only encourages the breathing fairy.
2010-01-06.txt:21:03:37: <oerjan> the breathing fairy is fine except when you get coins stuck in your throat
2010-01-07.txt:21:46:26: * ehird catches breath
2010-01-09.txt:14:27:59: <ehird> OR BREATHING
2010-01-10.txt:20:00:44: * ehird takes a deep breath, installs Flash.
2010-01-12.txt:16:41:48: <ehird> AnMaster: Indeed. Is anybody waiting for my editor with every breath?
2010-01-12.txt:16:42:36: <ehird> AnMaster: That isn't waiting for it with every breath :P
2010-01-12.txt:17:42:14: * ehird breaths in
2010-01-12.txt:17:42:27: <ehird> *breathes
2010-01-25.txt:03:13:50: <pikhq> You almost can't breath without violating a patent.
2010-01-25.txt:03:21:57: <pikhq> Though they have the advantage that IP law is about as enforcable as making breathing illegal.
2010-02-06.txt:00:55:39: <oklopol> makes breathing more fun
2010-02-13.txt:05:30:55: <oerjan> release the world and breathe free
2010-02-14.txt:19:36:01: <oerjan> you only master procrastination properly when you can procrastinate breathing.
2010-02-14.txt:19:38:46: <oerjan> i hear that once you can procrastinate breathing, you very quickly will be able to procrastinate _anything_.  in fact you'll be unable not to.  except decomposing.
2010-02-27.txt:20:31:13: <AnMaster> Deewiant, counting it under my breath give roughly the same result
2010-03-01.txt:02:46:51: <Sgeo> Everyone who needs to breathe has thirty seconds to get off the station.
2010-03-05.txt:21:28:38: <hiato> (never mind blink and breath)
2010-03-06.txt:13:34:18: <oerjan> just as well you never realized breathing is a cliche
2010-03-09.txt:21:56:49: <HackEgo> * fricative consonant: a continuant consonant produced by breath moving against a narrowing of the vocal tract \      * of speech sounds produced by forcing air through a constricted passage (as `f', `s', `z', or `th' in both `thin' and `then') \        [18]wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn
2010-03-13.txt:03:54:54: * uorygl pokes breathing holes in the plastic.
2010-03-13.txt:03:56:36: <uorygl> Hey, now.  The holes still exist, so you can still breathe and speak and speak articulately through them.
2010-03-31.txt:00:51:57: * Sgeo also gives it some breathing room
2010-03-31.txt:00:58:02: <Sgeo> The breathing room I gave it means you can actually watch the scrambling take place
2010-04-15.txt:14:26:55: * Sgeo_ holds his breath and installs Eclipse and the JDK
2010-04-19.txt:23:30:08: * oerjan imagines "As Katla erupts, the whole of Europe shivers, while American newscasters breathe a sound of relief."
2010-04-25.txt:19:04:13: * Sgeo_ holds his breath and opens VStudio for the first time in a bit of a while
2010-05-08.txt:18:11:01: <oerjan> also my touch typing is not as perfect as it once was (dammit now i'm thinking about it it gets even harder.  btw you are now breathing manually.)
2010-05-23.txt:21:48:39: <alise> I cannot breath while holding my nose.
2010-06-17.txt:23:01:38: <ehirdiphone> One is a severely OCD 12 year old. The other doesn't speak or move or... Breathe?
2010-06-25.txt:23:17:56: <pikhq> At one point he ceased being able to breath oxygen-containing air.
2010-06-27.txt:17:03:58: <Sgeo_> I would prefer to dedicate my last breath of air to getting more air.
2010-06-27.txt:17:04:26: <alise> Sgeo_: If you know it's your last breath, who cares about air?
2010-07-03.txt:21:43:46: <alise> If I'd breathed with my nose, my mouth warned me, I would taste the most disgusting taste you can taste. I didn't, though.
2010-07-08.txt:04:43:37: <Sgeo> *breath
2010-07-11.txt:16:57:18: <pikhq> I JUST WANT TO BREATH
2010-07-11.txt:16:57:42: <pikhq> alise463: Fuck you I wanna breath.
2010-07-13.txt:23:27:12: <aliseiphone> pikhq: He's the first autistic /idiot/ I've ever seen. And if you're not brilliant and can't play the social game, what the fuck can you do? Breathe?
2010-07-16.txt:19:53:27: <alise> How can anyone screw up such a breath of fresh air in that way?
2010-07-16.txt:21:56:07: <cheater99> Santa's hand crept a little higher on the little girl's thigh. His touch was light but insistent as his fingers stroked her smooth skin just an inch below the hem of her short skirt. Penny held her breath, hardly able to believe that this happening. Surely Father Christmas wasn't suppose to do things like that. She watched mesmerized as Santa's hand moved slowly but surely upwards. His hand was under her skirt now, caressing and stro
2010-07-24.txt:02:33:46: <Sgeo> I don't want to breath unhealthy air if the place affords no protection
2010-07-30.txt:16:11:29: <alise> "another breathtaking movie"
2010-08-02.txt:23:11:03: <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath.
2010-08-02.txt:23:16:33: <alise> `addquote <pikhq> INTERNET  <coppro> YAY  <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath.
2010-08-02.txt:23:16:42: <HackEgo> 204|<pikhq> INTERNET  <coppro> YAY  <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath.
2010-08-02.txt:23:21:50: <HackEgo> 204|<pikhq> INTERNET  <coppro> YAY  <cpressey> Said like a once-drowning man, rescued, taking a breath.
2010-08-07.txt:02:51:39: <Sgeo> "there's already a design for replacement red blood cells that are so much more efficient that if you replaced your red blood cells with them, you could hold your breath for four hours. We just can't build them. Yet."
2010-08-13.txt:18:11:58: * Sgeo_ can barely breathe from laughing
2010-08-15.txt:02:26:24: <alise> The winter wolf cub breathes frost!--More--
2010-08-15.txt:02:26:29: <ais523> breath attacks
2010-08-15.txt:19:22:50: <alise> Flags: poison resistance, acid resistance, sleep resistance, petrification resistance, nolimbs, acid, mindless, amorphous, breathless, nohead, noeyes, nohands, neuter, wander
2010-08-15.txt:22:24:02: <alise> You are laden with moisture and can barely breathe!
2010-08-26.txt:21:08:43: <Sgeo> Phantom_Hoover_, so was mind. Busy making me breathe, my heart beat, etc. Doesn't mean I can't tell...
2010-08-31.txt:21:10:06: <alise> Yeah -- I bet he likes food, and breathing too.
2010-09-04.txt:20:12:27: <alise> <Sgeo> WHY ARE THE WALLS BREATHING I BLAME WHOEVER DEVELOPS ACTIVEWORLDS
2010-09-05.txt:05:47:13: * pikhq wants to breath again dammi
2010-09-05.txt:05:47:49: <oerjan> breathing is _so_ last millennium
2010-09-12.txt:19:14:29: <alise> Sgeo: breathing
2010-09-12.txt:19:17:22: <Sgeo> alise forgot to breathe
2010-09-16.txt:22:03:55: <pikhq> Oh, yeah, and just about any moron with the ability to breath can get a bunch of credit cards. Still.
2010-09-17.txt:02:52:47: * Sgeo|PM curses under his breath
2010-09-22.txt:06:25:34: <Sgeo> Gregor, don't forget to breathe
2010-09-24.txt:21:37:35: <Vorpal> Sgeo, what I would do when I opened it, would be to keep a vacuum cleaner running some 20 cm away or such, then use compressed air on the components. I would not want to breath that stuff in, and the vacuum cleaner a bit back should take care of that
2010-09-24.txt:21:40:29: <Vorpal> Sgeo, even without saliva, air breathed out is rather wet
2010-09-26.txt:21:58:52: * Phantom_Hoover breathes a sigh of relief.
2010-09-30.txt:03:03:38: <pikhq> Even if you couldn't make it support complex life directly (probably couldn't do this), it *would* be nice to make it easy to go from Martian air to breathable air.
2010-09-30.txt:03:04:30: <Ilari> That's longer term project... The minimal pressure one can generate long-term breathable atmosphere with is something like 1/3 bar.
2010-10-01.txt:18:13:58: <Gregor> I guess you can just breathe in and out while using your chest as a percussive instrument.
2010-10-05.txt:16:40:47: <yorick> alise: I haven't tried breathing with my nose closed yet :/
2010-10-06.txt:11:38:43: <quintopia> i want to believe the reason xkcd has been sucking more than usual lately is that he's been spending most of his time working on this map...but given how much free time he must have, I'm not holding my breath.
2010-10-07.txt:14:51:22: <alise> the sort of half-nose, half-above-mouth outwards sharp release of breath
2010-10-17.txt:01:27:57: <pikhq> Mathnerd314: Sleeping is somewhat difficult when you have difficulty breathing.
2010-10-19.txt:07:10:07: <catseye> yeah never do anything that has been done.  breathing is RIGHT OUT
2010-10-24.txt:05:07:25: <Gregor> I've had three almost-deaths now *breathes heavily*
2010-10-26.txt:00:50:14: * catseye takes deep breath and holds nose
2010-10-29.txt:00:29:48: <Sgeo> I live and breath learning
2010-10-30.txt:02:30:02: <Sgeo> pikhq, we were taught that rescue breaths are good if you're comfortable/have a face mask, but compressions are the priority
2010-10-30.txt:02:30:29: <Sgeo> And it's ok to do compressions without the rescue breaths
2010-11-02.txt:00:33:03: * Gregor gasps for breath
2010-11-02.txt:00:35:19: <Gregor> pikhq: I'm gasping for breath because I'm playing a melodica :P
2010-11-02.txt:02:37:45: * Sgeo breathes
2010-11-02.txt:06:25:43: <elliott> Sgeo_: It isn't, but I'm now breathing and blinking manually.
2010-11-02.txt:09:39:16: <elliott> evincar: he can't breathe properly
2010-11-03.txt:23:17:26: <Gregor> "Sources confirmed that while searching for a fertile female politician with whom to repopulate Congress, DeFazio discovered the body of a still-breathing Christine O'Donnell and crushed her neck with the heel of his shoe."
2010-11-05.txt:06:03:15: * elliott breathes in
2010-11-28.txt:10:17:09: <Phantom_Hoover> Hmm, now my breath is fogging indoors.
2010-11-28.txt:23:31:44: <Sgeo> Even more than the knowledge that just because someone said "You are now breathing manually", doesn't mean that when you forget, you are going to die?
2010-12-02.txt:06:42:08: <Gregor> MIDI breath controllers: Too - damned - expensive.
2010-12-07.txt:00:44:03: * Sgeo holds his breath and opens IE
2010-12-07.txt:20:12:59: <Slereah> `swedish The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him, and even the fleas would desert him for a velocipede. He is so spirtless and cowardly that even while his exposed teeth are pretending a threat, the rest of his face is apologizing for it. And he is so homely! -so scrawny, and
2010-12-16.txt:23:30:19: <elliott> If the server goes down you could just breathe into his face until he wakes up.
2010-12-17.txt:00:26:13: <elliott> ineiros: He just wants to watch you sleep so that if the server goes down, he can breathe in your face until you wake up to fix it.
2010-12-27.txt:13:58:10: * Sgeo__ breathes
2010-12-27.txt:15:20:18: <Sgeo__> I need to breathe
2010-12-29.txt:17:08:15: <oerjan> elliott waiting with baited breath
2010-12-30.txt:22:08:44: <hagb4rd> so breathing works fine..last but not least
2011-01-02.txt:15:55:35: <elliott> Both are required breathing for continued existence.
2011-01-06.txt:04:03:42: <Sgeo_> Including automatic rests for breathing as needed
2011-01-06.txt:04:06:26: <Vorpal> Sgeo_, no breathing rests required. Even when going from bottom to top of map
2011-01-06.txt:04:06:58: <Sgeo_> Awwww, I wanted to build breathing rests
2011-01-06.txt:17:35:08: <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: Sgeo regularly checks with his dad if it's OK to keep breathing.
2011-01-07.txt:01:33:35: <elliott> breathes and shits
2011-01-08.txt:00:19:14: <elliott> and if you want to breathe but float, you could hack some air blocks' source
2011-01-10.txt:21:05:23: <j-invariant> it's not just breath first generate all programs?
2011-01-10.txt:22:39:41: <Sgeo_> elliott, Randall Munroe likes breathing.
2011-01-10.txt:22:39:52: <elliott> Sgeo_: Breathing is kind of a pain.
2011-01-10.txt:22:40:12: <oerjan> elliott: not breathing even more so
2011-01-11.txt:00:29:03: <ehurd> OTHER THINGS ZZO38 LIKES: BREATHING
2011-01-15.txt:16:35:44: <pikhq> You can get into them if you are capable of breathing, just about, and their degrees have similar value to a high school diploma.
2011-01-15.txt:18:13:44: <oerjan> Sgeo: next, breathing!
2011-01-15.txt:23:17:56: <elliott> Sgeo: Breatharianism?
2011-01-15.txt:23:18:14: <fizzie> A real-life breatharianist would be the awesome.
2011-01-15.txt:23:22:13: <Vorpal> <fizzie> A real-life breatharianist would be the awesome. <-- what do they believe?
2011-01-15.txt:23:24:13: <fizzie> Vorpal: That you can survive without eating; the justifications vary, sometimes you get things from the air by breathing, other times from the sunlight.
2011-01-15.txt:23:24:52: <fizzie> Vorpal: One of 'em took the Randi test, and was found sneaking into McDonald's around 04am, IIRC. But he said he just went there to breath in the nutrients.
2011-01-15.txt:23:26:58: <elliott> fizzie: But yeah, another famous breatharianist has been found ordering meals on planes and such.
2011-01-24.txt:21:08:14: <andrew12> Breathe, man, breathe!
2011-01-28.txt:17:29:01: <Sgeo> I was _so excited_, then "Best of all, each breath (or �whaf�) �contains hardly any calories � so you can have as much as you like without gaining weight.
2011-01-29.txt:07:33:10: <pikhq> But generally limited by things like the decay of the waveform in a string instrument, or a human's breath, or such things.
2011-02-04.txt:19:37:57: <NotTheRealJabber> elliott, don't forget to breathe
2011-02-12.txt:02:18:27: <elliott> [[That could be because cellular automata date back to the 1950s, Aaronson says. "The impact of NKS on all the areas of computer science and physics I'm familiar with has been basically zero," he says. "As far as I can tell, the main impact is that people now sometimes use the adjective 'Wolframian' to describe breathtaking claims for the trivial or well-known." Davis offers a sunnier take: "The book has a lot of beautiful pictures."]]
2011-02-20.txt:23:55:54: <elliott> Addition of breathable oxygen to the atmosphere."
2011-02-25.txt:17:03:26: <pikhq> elliott: They're all nutcases. Paul is a breath of fresh air merely for having internally consistent views.
2011-03-21.txt:15:31:05: <ais523> and use it to hold their breath for several minutes at a time
2011-03-28.txt:20:31:56: <Gregor> *breathes*
2011-04-01.txt:19:32:45: * Gregor spends a moment breathing :P
2011-04-05.txt:22:21:08: <elliott> "oops, sorry, i breathed on you"
2011-04-14.txt:03:45:13: <elliott> http://www.taoeffect.com/blog/2010/01/how-newlisp-took-my-breath-and-syntax-away/
2011-04-17.txt:04:12:25: <quintopia> maybe someday someone will make a non-alcoholic beer that tastes good but i'm not holding my breath
2011-04-17.txt:21:16:56: <elliott> As long as your latest account doesn't default on its lone, you can breathe.
2011-04-23.txt:12:17:03: <Phantom_Hoover> IDIOT OF THE WEEK: "This question occured to me while watching an episode of Star Trek: Voyager. How did they ever find out that you can't breathe in space? How did they find out what happens?"
2011-05-03.txt:23:48:55: <elliott> Everything that can breathe can interpret Deadfish.
2011-05-04.txt:01:17:37: <elliott> will e die of not being able to breathe because e is buried under a mound of eir own excrement, or some other cause, first?
2011-05-04.txt:01:19:30: <elliott> it's plausible that you might be unable to breathe properly because of the sheer stench before you're buried in it, I suppose
2011-05-04.txt:01:23:47: <elliott> so i guess the only way you'd plausibly die of it is if the stench made it impossible to breathe properly...
2011-05-15.txt:04:31:23: <elliott_> monqy: http://www.breatharian.com/breatharians.html
2011-05-15.txt:04:33:39: <elliott_> Question: If you are a true Breatharian why did you recommend a diet of diet coke and McDonald�s double-quarter-pounder with cheese meal?
2011-05-15.txt:04:39:41: <monqy> http://www.breatharian.com/brightstar.html the science article
2011-05-15.txt:04:42:38: <elliott_> and that he thus recommends it as occasional food for beginning breatharians.[27] He then goes on to reveal that Diet Coke is "liquid light".[27] Prospective disciples are asked after some time following the junk food/magic word preparation to revisit his website in order to test if they can feel the magic.[25]
2011-05-26.txt:19:33:42: <Phantom_Hoover> OK my breath is fogging up.
2011-06-10.txt:21:46:27: <Phantom_Hoover> Although when the heating is off my breath has fogged indoors in May.
2011-06-12.txt:22:18:10: * Sgeo breathes deeply as he goes to figure out who to send an email to
2011-06-21.txt:21:15:00: <elliott> "Last week I had a heart attack. As I sat in the emergency room gasping for breath the question of religion came up. I answered without thinking "atheist". The admissions nurse grinned, and told me that that was the first time in 20 years anyone had given that answer."
2011-06-23.txt:10:19:19: <elliott> i would have bought the hero of breath hoodie if it had the stupidly long hood :)
2011-06-30.txt:06:33:45: <VanillaIsotope> Especially after doing the breath of fire
2011-07-01.txt:01:33:56: <CakeProphet> I like breathing oxygen.
2011-07-14.txt:01:55:27: <oklopol> you can just breathe through it or slightly tilt your head
2011-07-16.txt:15:50:32: <Phantom_Hoover> Have I mentioned that my breath fogged up in mid-morning in May inside my house.
2011-07-20.txt:20:24:52: <Taneb> And if Malbolge makes programming like breathing, ask the nurse for more oxygen.
2011-07-25.txt:05:52:10: <Sgeo_> I exhale, put my head underwater, and take a few deep breaths
2011-07-25.txt:21:40:53: <elliott> sometimes I wonder how Stanislav breathes without laughing
2011-07-29.txt:02:20:27: <oerjan> <elliott_ under breath> (jerk)
2011-08-11.txt:19:19:53: <CakeProphet> take a few deep breaths.
2011-08-15.txt:03:50:59: <Sgeo> Big, big deep breath. Deep down inside you there is a submarine. It has a tongue. Exhale."
2011-08-29.txt:20:49:31: <Phantom_Hoover> I have mentioned that my breath mists indoors in May, right?
2011-09-04.txt:11:32:58: <CakeProphet> I remember having trouble with the semicolon, since my first language was Python. But since it's become like breathing.
2011-09-08.txt:09:49:55: <CakeProphet> elliott: and then breathing automatically invokes a placebo effect of whatever desired.
2011-09-12.txt:17:18:10: <fizzie> I think it's CRYSTAL ALIGNMENT okay to be off-topic GEOMANTIC VIBRATIONS as long as we CHANNELING THETANS add suitable on-topic DOWSING BREATHARIAN words in-between.
2011-09-15.txt:19:57:12: <elliott> Deewiant: oh well that's like before i even remember breathing.
2011-09-17.txt:08:37:32: <itidus21> short of breath
2011-09-21.txt:09:42:55: <CakeProphet> May noted that at top speed the engine consumes 45,000 litres (9,900 imp gal) of air per minute (as much as a human breathes in four days).
2011-09-22.txt:06:05:13: <elliott> you find you cannot breathe
2011-09-22.txt:06:39:58: <elliott> also everywhere is cat so every piece of matter is now furry and breathing and has a beating heart inside and ok you admit this is kind of gross
2011-09-22.txt:20:16:57: <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, because I'm very sure you can't have a breathable atmosphere with only 1/6G to hold it down.
2011-09-22.txt:20:17:15: <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: terraforming has nothing to do with breathable atmosphere, right?
2011-09-29.txt:18:03:26: <elliott__> "Aye it aw has tae be managed otherwise we will end up in a traffic jam and no able tae breathe when we gang oot frae a drink. If you live in Leith you get an added bonus all your air will be poisioned twice wance by the polluting cars and lorries and a nuder time by the biodiversity Power Station thats before Seafield get going tae skin you oot. A nice wee haaar in January for aboot 5 days and there will have tae mass evacuations from your £250k+ fl
2011-10-01.txt:14:11:06: <CakeProphet> Crowding of teeth is recognized as an affliction that stems in part from a modern western lifestyle.[citation needed] It is unknown whether it is due to the consistency of western diets,[citation needed] a result of mouthbreathing;[citation needed] or the result of an early loss of deciduous (milk, baby) teeth[citation needed] due to decay.
2011-10-01.txt:14:11:22: <CakeProphet> how does mouthbreathing make your teeth crowded.
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