588) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks
618) <shachaf> You should get kmc in this channel. kmc has good quotes.  <shachaf> `quote kmc  <HackEgo> 686) <kmc> COCKS [...] <kmc> truly cocks  <shachaf> Well, in theory.
689) <kmc> damn i should make a quasiquoter for inline FORTRAN
692) <kmc> has there been any work towards designing programming languages specifically for stoned people
722) <kmc> the problem with PHP is that anyone halfway competent gives up on it and switches to something, anything else  <Sato0x> fact  <Sato0x> I don't see how that's bad
723) <kmc> haters gonna make som valid points
724) <kmc> aim hecker (n): when ur dronk and u pee so bad all over the toilet that ppl make fun of u  <kmc> (corruption of "aim heckler")
743) <kmc> i saw Godspeed You! Black Emperor live  <kmc> it is hard to tell when the soundcheck ends and the set begins
789) <kmc> but i mean i don't like jogging so i wouldn't like jogging while jerking off either
790) <kmc> yeah well, petty theft > federal obstruction of justice
795) <kmc> the other day I bought a recycling can from amazon  <kmc> it came in a cardboard box  <kmc> i took the can out of the box, broke down the box, and put it in the can  <kmc> it was amazing
798) <elliott> this sounds sort of like @ kmc  <kmc> well @ is the least upper bound of all ideas in computer science
806) <kmc> typed racket: anyone using a model m keyboard
809) <zzo38> Can you vote for just the green party or rainbow party instead of both?  <kmc> nope, it is the same party  <zzo38> That is the problem with political parties.
817) <kmc> colemak is for people who think dvorak is too mainstream
819) <kmc> i love how allegedly wine can run all of these different programs but the only one i can actually run is starcraft  <kmc> i think wine may secretly be a cleanroom reimplementation of starcraft
831) <kmc> my current laptop basically works though  <kmc> it can even play 8 year old video games as long as it is not raining in the game
836) <kmc> no christmas without christ, no thursday without thor
842) <kmc> i would subscribe to @zzo38_ebooks  <zzo38> kmc: I have no ebooks which can subscribe to
844) <kmc> i was going to say that the complexity of a demo grows exponentially with size, but it's not so much "exponential" as "faster than any computable function"
846) <kmc> so i guess my root of trust for Arch Linux is...typedef int f(float);
850) <zzo38> What is portable way of load/save floating points in files, using a C code?  <kmc> #ifndef __STDC_IEC_559__  #error Here's a nickel, kid.  Buy a real computer.  #endif
851) <kmc> i think sand will actually do a poor job of absorbing water inside the large intestine
854) <kmc> it's kind of the multiocular O of countries, if you will
857) <zzo38> The winter solstice is in approx. 13 hours from now  <kmc> the mayans warned us  <zzo38> Warned you of what? The solstice?  <kmc> yes
861) <kmc> i bet a blog post complaining about ");});});" syntax in JavaScript and comparing it unfavorably to Lisp would get approximately one billion comments on hacker news  <Bike> but at what cost?  your very soul, kmc!
864) <kmc> ok i lied when i said i read this article
865) <kmc> i like the idea that if you name your country a Soviet Republic you automatically get the right to call up Lenin on the telephone and complain about bathroom pranks
867) <kmc> yes Windows 98 installer, please perform a bad blocks scan of your virtual emulated hard drive  <kmc> you have no idea how completely i control your so-called reality
868) <kmc> i'm looking for a haskell-like programming language, meaning that it supports nesting multi-line comments
869) <kmc> obviously you just write a TRIVIAL raytracer as a bash script
876) <kmc> i can only hope that the 55 year old nuclear reactor 2 blocks away from my house is too old to have SCADA
877) <kmc> what is the linux equivalent of the magical purple light which makes things glow if they have been involved in a crime  <elliott> kmc: nmap??
892) <kmc> i fell in love with the first gimmick twitter account that i met who could appreciate georges bataille
893) <kmc> maybe i like pigeons too much
909) <kmc> most things i hear about 'startup culture' set off the poe's law detector
910) <kmc> a social network for household appliances  <kmc> like, it's one thing to have a washing machine that tweets at you when your laundry is done  <kmc> but another to have a washing machine that posts to its own wall and can become friends with the toaster  <kmc> "Toaster and Bathtub are now: It's Complicated"
915) <kmc> the pokémon theme is very similar to eye of the tiger and not as good
925) <kmc> shachaf: LC_ALL=de_DE.utf-8 errno -l  <kmc> Veraltete NFS-Dateizugriffsnummer  <kmc> Eingabe-/Ausgabefehler  <kmc> "Unterbrechung während des Betriebssystemaufrufs"  i think that was in the Ring Cycle
931) <fungot> kmc: that is just a value of type " airbus is a big fan of avril....but this song " there
949) <kmc> it's almost like Haskell is a programming language and not some kind of mathematical rhetorical arguing device
956) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, are you just trying to post kmcbait...  * Fiora imagines a cardboard box propped up by a stick with a pile of monads inside.  <elliott> Fiora: that is actually what Haskell is.
960) <Bike> kmc: ok i gotta admit i fully support the use of ultrafilters in social sciences
970) <kmc> living in the middle ages sounds a lot better once you realize that deep frying had already been invented
975) <kmc> error: cuttlefish not synced to vblank  <fiora> maybe it's a power phase issue  <fiora> it's like, a european cuttlefish but it's using american water
977) <kmc> i don't know what that is so i'm going to assume it's a flavor of pocky
982) <kmc> ok im sober now and DNS makes sense again [...] <kmc> Domain Name System [...] <kmc> ♫ domain name system ♫
984) <kmc> i'm not actually competent at hacking things  <elliott> ummmm kmc dont u mean `cracking' [tiny glider symbol with "hacker pride" written next to it in silkscreen] [head of a gnu] [tux penguin]  <kmc> [face shoved in toilet]
986) <kmc> the innovation of the iPhone was... just that it had a web browser that wasn't awful  <Bike> i believe that's how the bolsheviks took over russia as well  <Bike> the kulaks mainly stuck with IE and so were rightfully put to death by the cheka
988) <elliott> prediction: kmc never comes back  * kmc has joined #esoteric
990) <kmc> and then one day you find, ten years have got behind you, no one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun  <kmc> ♫  <kmc> ♫ ♫ ♫  <kmc> (Unicode needs a character specifically for "Pink Floyd guitar solo")
991) <kmc> hm hitler probably did one thing that I like too  <kmc> he banned tubas, I guess I am neutral on tubas  <Fiora> oh!  he killed hitler  <kmc> oh yeah, there we go  <kmc> thanks Fiora  <Bike> he also killed the guy who killed hitler
999) <kmc> healthy immune system is a wonderful thing, you gotta take advantage  <kmc> sometimes i eat food off the ground just to keep mine on its toes
1000) <Bike> man at least job applications in biosciences are just like "you are willing to put your arms through a cow"  <kmc> Bike: please send us a link to your CowHub profile of cows you have previously put your arms through on your own time for fun  <Bike> please provide at least two zebrafish you have modified to glow in the dark
1002) <kmc> in the time it takes light to travel from Hexham to Finland, I can generate almost 20 new topics for #esoteric
1009) <kmc> i had a dream just now where i was in a gymnasium and they had fire alarm pull stations but they also had a similarly shaped "call/cc alarm" which I think you were supposed to pull if you found a way to write call/cc (it was expected that people in this gymnasium would be doing a lot of programming in total dependently-typed languages)
1015) <kmc> LIST OF ACRONYMS: List Integrating Some Terminology Of Fine Authentic Credibility Relating to Our New Year Media System
1016) <kmc> if you make pickles with strange salts then you can't eat them, but you can electrocute them and they glow different colors
1035) <kmc> the real GNU kernel is GRUB
1044) <kmc> would not be surprised to find out this tumblr is guerilla marketing by wolfram co to sell mathematica to stoners
1048) <kmc> i think delivery sushi is one of those habits that can rapidly consume all of one's money  <kmc> like cocaine
1050) <+kmc> we are amused  <+kmc> the royal +v
1051) <shachaf> kmc: you gotta tell me if you're an op
1052) <kmc> doom  <Bike> YES  <Bike> oh no
1057) <kmc> 05:09 < utoneq> what exactly is a monad.. and where is the difference to a set or a tuple?  <elliott> kmc: the difference is that a monad is a triple  <elliott> one more element
1064) <kmc> patents do seem to encourage innovation, but much of it is innovation on how to make things slightly worse to avoid patents
1065) <Bike> oh my, this is a photo of an elliott fisting [...] <Bike> i meant elephant  <Bike> but you know what, ok.  <kmc> Bike: ...  <kmc> Bike: can you send me that picture when i'm not at work ok  <kmc> plz and thx
1066) <kmc> Bike: so I'm home now  <kmc> i believe you owe me a picture of elephants fisting each other
1067) <kmc> Bike: i think it's a fermented fish product?  <kmc> either that or it means "welcome" in finnish
1069) <kmc> are you a hardcore PC gamer Sgeo_  <Sgeo_> Want to be
1071) <kmc> ah yes, like the parable of jesus feeding the masses with expired jell-o
1079) <+kmc> Harry Potter and the Physical Impossibility of Death in the Mind of Someone Living
1080) <+kmc> i found it confusing in a pleasing way  <+kmc> like this channel but more so
1084) <+kmc> my girlfriend served as an adult control subject for some behavioral research on children [...] <+kmc> she did live on psych studies for a year yeah  <Jafet> Is there a control protocol where you don't use people who live off being sociology test subjects
1086) <+kmc> Harry Potter and the Tyranny of Structurelessness
1101) <zzo38> If someone tries really hard to convince you to sell them drugs, then you should photograph them and bind them.  <kmc> bind them to what  <zzo38> To jail.
1104) <zzo38> For example I don't have the "Magic Missile" spell.  <kmc> how will you attack the darkness  <zzo38> By surprise!
1111) <kmc> anyway getting naked and high in the desert doesn't make you a rebel, as much as I enjoy this activity
1114) <kmc> what did fungot say?  <fungot> kmc: my implementation isn't supposed to sound rude.
1115) <kmc> BBC: Exercise 'can be as good as pills'  <kmc> oh, they mean for your health
1125) <kmc> Sgeo: oh yeah those animated characters were built into the operating system and there was an API for them
1129) <Taneb> kmc, I was trying to go to a sci-fi and fantasy society social, and I went to the wrong bar  <Taneb> Wound up at my university's fetish society  <Taneb> Didn't realise for an hour and a half
1131) <kmc> at the point where you start looking for a debugger for GNU Make, something has gone seriously wrong in life
1136) <kmc> googling "10cm" finds on the first page "Is it true that the vagina is only 10 cm (3.9 inches) deep?"  <kmc> ah yes "the vagina", the international reference vagina kept at the Bureau international des poids et mesures under precise climate control