The best that we can do is to be kindly and helpful toward our friends and
fellow passengers who are clinging to the same speck of dirt while we are
drifting side by side to our common doom.
		-- Clarence Darrow
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After the game the king and the pawn go in the same box.
		-- Italian proverb
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Ever get the feeling that the world's on tape and one of the reels is missing?
		-- Rich Little
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Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity.
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Is it 1974?  What's for SUPPER?  Can I spend my COLLEGE FUND in one
wild afternoon??
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"If you want to eat hippopotamus, you've got to pay the freight."
		-- attributed to an IBM guy, about why IBM software uses so much memory
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Operating Systems Installed:
  * Debian GNU/Linux 2.1 4 CD Set ($20 from www.chguy.net; price includes
    taxes, shipping, and a $3 donation to FSF). 2 CDs are binaries, 2 CDs
    complete source code;
  * Windows 98 Second Edition Upgrade Version ($136 through Megadepot.com,
    price does not include taxes/shipping). Surprisingly, no source code
    is included.

		-- Bill Stilwell, http://linuxtoday.com/stories/8794.html
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When the wind is great, bow before it;
when the wind is heavy, yield to it.
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               --==>>  THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS  <<==--

                    as you've NEVER seen them before!

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