wisdom/`?:
See `? for further details.
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wisdom/?:
? is wisdom
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wisdom/☃:
☃ brrr...
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wisdom/⌨:
You are probably using one right now!
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wisdom/🐐:
🐐 <(Unicode goat laments your inability to render Unicode goat.)
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wisdom/ais523:
Agent "Iä" Smith is an alien with a strange allergy to avian body covering, which he is trying to retroactively prevent from ever evolving.
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wisdom/america:
This wisdom entry had to be removed due to a DMCA takedown notice.
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wisdom/atriq:
atriq or two
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wisdom/augur:
augur took no cakes.
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wisdom/banach-tarski:
"Banach-Tarski" is an anagram of "Banach-Tarski Banach-Tarski".
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wisdom/bike:
Bike is from Luxembourg.
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wisdom/boily:
boily is Canadian or something. We are not sure about Canada's existence.
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wisdom/bonvenon:
bonvenon Bonvenon al la internacia centro por la desegno kaj ellaso de esoteraj programlingvoj! Por pli da informado, vizitu la Viki-o: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (Por la alia speco de esotero, iru al #esoteric sur irc.dal.net.)
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wisdom/brain:
Brains are just receptacles for bricks.
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wisdom/brainf**k:
There is no such thing as brainf**k. You may be thinking of brainfuck.
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wisdom/brainfuck:
brainfuck is the integral of the family of terrible esolangs.
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wisdom/brick:
Brick goes in brain.  The statutory punishment for perpetrators of brainfuck derivatives.
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wisdom/burma:
ask Bike
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wisdom/c:
C is the language of��V�>WIד�.��Segmentation fault
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wisdom/cakeprophet:
:>
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wisdom/california:
California is pronounced "Caliphate-ornery-I-A"
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wisdom/category:
Categories are just categories.
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wisdom/coffee:
Coffee is a strange hot brown liquid, often consumed, sometimes with milk and sugar. It contains chemicals considered stimulants.
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wisdom/comonad:
Comonads are just monads in the dual category.
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wisdom/coppro:
coppro prefers his nickname, Pooppy.
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wisdom/d-modules:
D-modules are just modules over the ring of differential operators.
 Taneb invented them.
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wisdom/egobot:
EgoBot is my arch-nemesis.
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wisdom/ehird:
ehird is the person who Taneb definitely isn't.
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wisdom/elliott:
elliott wrote this learn DB, and wrote or improved many of the other commands in this bot. He probably has done other things?
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wisdom/endofunctor:
Endofunctors are just endomorphisms in the category of categories.
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wisdom/endomorphism:
Endomorphisms are just morphisms which compose with themselves.
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wisdom/england:
England is [EXPUNGED].
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wisdom/esoteric:
This channel is about programming -- for the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.
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wisdom/europe:
Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo.
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wisdom/everyone:
Everyone in here is mad.
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wisdom/finland:
Finland is a European country. There are two people in Finland, and at least nine of them are in this channel. Corun drives the bus.
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wisdom/finnish:
Finnish suomalaiset ei Perkeleistä on hakkapeliittaan.  Ei saa peittää.  Parasta ennen!
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wisdom/finns:
Finns are helpful, albeit grossly overpopulated (cf. 'Finland').
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wisdom/fiora:
Fiora is from some island somewhere. She just doesn't want to be bothered, as she works out her domination plan as immortal queen of the dragons.
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wisdom/fizzie:
fizzie is rumoured to be written in Funge-98.
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wisdom/flower:
flower. what IS a flower?
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wisdom/footnote 8:
Isn't it fun reading through all the footnotes?
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wisdom/freefull:
FreeFull is either full of freedom or free of fulldom, we are not sure.
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wisdom/friendship:
friendship wisdom
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wisdom/functor:
Functors are just morphisms in the category of small categories
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wisdom/fungot:
fungot cannot be stopped by that sword alone.
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wisdom/gaspacho:
You like Gazpacho and I like Gaspacho.  Let's call the whole thing off!
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wisdom/gazpacho:
You like Gazpacho and I like Gaspacho.  Let's call the whole thing off!
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wisdom/glogbot:
glogbot is a snitch, don't trust it.
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wisdom/gregor:
Gregor took forty cakes. He took 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
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wisdom/grimmargorp:
Þór, Grimmargorpurinn hefur sloppið! Ragnarök eru nálæg!
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wisdom/hackego:
HackEgo, also known as HackBot, is a bot that runs arbitrary commands on Unix. See `help for info on using it. You should totally try to hax0r it! Make sure you imagine it's running as root with no sandboxing.
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wisdom/hagb4rd:
hagb4rd is one spacey fellow. Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace.
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wisdom/haskell:
Unbound implicit parameter (?haskell::Wisdom) \   arising from a use of implicit parameter `?haskell'
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wisdom/heck:
Heck is where you end up if you don't believe in Gosh.
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wisdom/helsinki:
Helsinki is the capital of Finland. Its main suburb is Hexham, Northumberland.
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wisdom/hexham:
Hexham is a European town. There are nine people in Hexham, and at least two of them are in this channel. Taneb looks after the ham.
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wisdom/homestuck:
Homestuck is a cult religion for disaffected teens. Gamzee drives the bus.
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wisdom/hom-set:
Hom-sets are just sets of morphisms between two objects.
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wisdom/ievan:
ievan is basically http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4om1rQKPijI
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wisdom/intercal:
INTERCAL has excellent features for modular program for the enterprise market.
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wisdom/internationale:
You have been reported to the House Un-American Activities Committee
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wisdom/irc:
irc is useless.
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wisdom/itidus19:
itidus19 disappeared into a space-time anomaly
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wisdom/itidus20:
itidus20's entry has been censored.
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wisdom/itidus21:
itidus21 just made some instant coffee.
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wisdom/iwc:
iwc contains puns! Puns galore! Puns after puns after puns! Also science!
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wisdom/kallisti:
kallisti is a former prophet swearing off his pastry deity
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wisdom/`learn:
`learn is `learn
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wisdom/lens:
A lens is just a store comonad coalgebra.
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wisdom/lettuce:
Lettuce is a vegetable with two dressings, join and meet.
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wisdom/lifthrasiir:
lifthrasiir is shunned by the rest of his country for being no good at League of Legends.
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wisdom/mad:
"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.  "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.  "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
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wisdom/maths:
maths stands for Mathematical Anti-Telharsic Harfatum Septomin
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wisdom/misspellings of croissant:
misspellings of crosant? ¯\(°_o)/¯
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wisdom/monad:
Monads are just monoids in the category of endofunctors.
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wisdom/monads:
Monads are just monoids in the category of endofunctors.
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wisdom/monad tutorial:
Think of a monad as a spacesuite full of nuclear waste in the ocean next to a container of apples. now, you can't put oranges in the space suite or the nucelar waste falls in the ocean, but the apples are carried around anyway, and you just take what you need.
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wisdom/monoid:
Monoids are just categories with a single object.
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wisdom/monqy:
The friendship monqy is an ancient Chinese mystery; ask itidus21 for details.
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wisdom/morphism:
Morphisms are just elements of the Hom-set of a pair of objects.
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wisdom/natural transformation:
Natural transformations are just morphisms in the category of functors
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wisdom/nooga:
nooga hate OS X. NOOGA SMASH.
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wisdom/nortti:
nortti boy. very nortti boy.
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wisdom/norway:
Norway is the suburb capital of Sweden.  It's where the Nobel Peace Prize is announced.
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wisdom/object:
An object is just something in a category.
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wisdom/oceans:
The pacific ocean is half the world and surrounded by fire. The atlantic ocean is less cool than its giant underwater moutain range. The arctic ocean is cold. The indian ocean is full of typhoons and non-eurocentric shipping.
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wisdom/oerjan:
Your evil overlord oerjan is a lazy expert in future computation. Also a lying Norwegian.
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wisdom/oklopol:
oklopol "so i hear these blogs are getting popular, people like writing about their lives and shit. on this thing called the internet which is like a neural network only really stupid."
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wisdom/olsner:
olsner seems to exist at least.
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wisdom/oregon:
Oregon is the home of Oregano. Gregor used to take care of the color scheme, but then he left.
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wisdom/phantom_hoover:
Phantom Michael Hoover is a true Scotsman and hatheist.
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wisdom/phantom__hoover:
Phantom__Hoover can't decide what an appropriate number of underscores is.
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wisdom/phantom___hoover:
Phantom___Hoover sucks at ghosting himself.
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wisdom/phantom_______hoover:
It doesn't get any better than this.
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wisdom/phantom__________hoover:
OK you got me there.
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wisdom/phantom____________________hoover:
<span accent="British">Your soundcard works perfectly.</span>
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wisdom/php:
PHP is preferred by 9 out of 10 idiots, and past elliott. Ask your GP today! [Website redacted]
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wisdom/pi:
pi is a very round number.
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wisdom/pie:
I like pie
I like pie
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wisdom/pietbot:
Pietbot is the only thing that can defeat fungot.
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wisdom/qdb:
qdb is used like: `quote; `quote regexp; `quote id; `addquote ...; `delquote id; `pastequotes regexp; `pastenquotes [n]; see also qdbformat
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wisdom/qdbformat:
qdbformat is: <nick> message; * nick action; two spaces between messages; all elisions marked with [...] other than irrelevant intervening messages; for messages separated by elision, one space on each side, not two
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wisdom/quine:
`? quine
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wisdom/quote:
Quotes are just elements of the quantum dilapidated bogosphere. See qdb.
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wisdom/quote formatting:
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wisdom/scotland:
Scotland is a country in northern Britain. It is known for having no true inhabitants. The official religion is hatheism. Phantom_Hoover looks after the FREEDOM.
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wisdom/sgeo:
Sgeo is a language nomad. (Not to be confused with a language monad.) He invented Metaplace sex.
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wisdom/shachaf:
shachaf sprø som selleri
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wisdom/shachaf� som selleri and cosplays nepeta leijon on weekends.:
shachaf spr� som selleri and cosplays Nepeta Leijon on weekends.
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wisdom/siberia:
Siberia is the capital of Finland. It's where the Fields Medal was first synthesised.
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wisdom/spam:
Spam is a delicious meat product.  See http://www.spamjamhawaii.com/
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wisdom/sweden:
Sweden is the suburb capital of Norway.  It's where all the Nobel prizes are announced, except the Math Prize.
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wisdom/taneb:
Taneb is not elliott, no matter who you ask. He also isn't a rabbi although he has pretended in the past.
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wisdom/the them:
Information on the THEM has been removed for national security reasons.
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wisdom/the us:
The US is the country opposed to the THEM.
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wisdom/u:
u monad?
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wisdom/united states:
See America.
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wisdom/usa:
See America.
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wisdom/välkommen:
Hej och välkommen till den internationella knutpunkten för design och distribution av esoteriska programspråk! För mer information, se vår wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (För den andra sortens esoterism, pröva #esoteric på irc.dal.net.)
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wisdom/vorpal:
Vorpal is really boring. Seriously, you have no idea.
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wisdom/webcarting:
webcarting is not dissimilar to Mario Kart, but uses real, remote-controlled go-karts. Participants describe it as "the outlandish spectacle of real go-karting combined with the thrill and immersion of Mario Kart".
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wisdom/welcome:
Welcome to the international hub for esoteric programming language design and deployment! For more information, check out our wiki: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page. (For the other kind of esoterica, try #esoteric on irc.dal.net.)
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wisdom/wercome:
エソテリックプログラミング言語のディザインとデプロイメントの国際な場所へようこそ！詳しく、ウィキを見て：　http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page。（他のエソテリック、irc.dal.netの#esotericへ）
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wisdom/wiki:
The wiki is at http://esolangs.org/wiki
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wisdom/wisdom:
wisdom is always factually accurate, except for this entry
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wisdom/you:
you a haskell
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wisdom/zzo38:
zzo38 is not actually the next version of fungot, much as it may seem.
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