132) * Phantom_Hoover wonders where the size of the compiled Linux kernel comes from. <cpressey> To comply with the GFDL, there's a copy of Wikipedia in there.
136) <CakeProphet> how does a "DNA computer" work. <CakeProphet> von neumann machines? <Phantom_Hoover> CakeProphet, that's boring in the context of DNA. <Phantom_Hoover> It's just stealing the universe's work and passing it off as our own.
149) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, so is conspiring to conspire to commit a crime a crime?   <cpressey> Let's all get together and talk about defacing public property sometime
151) <AnMaster> cpressey, oh go to zzo's website. He is NIH  <Phantom_Hoover> AnMaster, really? I was strongly under the impression that zzo was invented here.
154) * Phantom_Hoover sticks crayons in his nose
164) <alise> Phantom_Hoover: Don't be nasty; he's a lunatic, not a murderer.
175) <Phantom_Hoover> It's only been 2 months since anyone last made a commit!  <alise> WRONG 8 WEEKS
176) <Phantom_Hoover> Doing logs with dc is probably indicative of something in the DSM.
178) <Vorpal> ais523, what is "MS Publisher"?  <Phantom_Hoover> Vorpal, you don't want to know.  <ais523> Vorpal: be glad that you don't know the answer  <alise> Vorpal: "horrible"
201) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] I'm just widening the shaft to be 4x2 or so.
209) <Phantom_Hoover> For instance, Jesus' Y chromosome was clearly GOD'S.
210) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, let's reduce the human genome to 4 chromosomes, in 2 homologous pairs.
252) <Phantom_Hoover> [...] reyouthismootherate [...]
257) <Phantom_Hoover> This is good if you are a wheat plant but bad if you like eating wheat seeds.
282) <fizzie> Phantom_Hoover: I have just one tvtropes page open in elinks, but my tvtropes.txt "queue" has 38 tvtropes.org URLs waiting for processing.
300) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: if the list is in random order, like poor ehird here
301) <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, incidentally, I started my explorations again after getting bored of the Himalayas.
304) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: mutation is often considerably harder for both humans and compilers can analyze it much more difficult' part that induces bloody vomit... huh....intriguing
315) <Phantom_Hoover> ZOMGMODULES, St. Christopher, saint and werewolf.
336) <Phantom_Hoover> DON'T MOCK ME WITH YOUR ABILITY TO DIVIDE BY TEN
337) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh, Hitler! You and your wacky antics!
363) <Phantom_Hoover> Scotland turns from red and yellow to A DIFFERENT SHADE OF YELLOW
365) [on Sgeo's karaoke] <Phantom_Hoover> That is the thing that made me into a gay vampire.
366) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, I went through a whole series of existential crises when I was 8 or so.
386) <Phantom_Hoover> Lymia, I don't know what that is but I want to hit you for it on principle.
394) <Phantom_Hoover> The system I kind of have in mind makes a flying train a natural consequence.
397) <Sgeo> Hmm. I guess it's nearby GRBs that would be problematic?  <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo, if by 'problematic' you mean 'what's that in the AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH'.
408) <Phantom_Hoover> The eigenratio of reality has to be enormous, though.
412) [on petrol] <ais523> oklofok: it's actually poisonous, so I advise against drinking it  <Phantom_Hoover> ais523, also contains benzene, my carcinogen of choice.
420) * perlmonkey is pursuing the line of reasoning that eating raw foods can improve cognitive function  <Phantom_Hoover> perlmonkey, well, it certainly makes you think about what you'd rather be eating.
424) <Phantom_Hoover> The wickedest man of all.  <Phantom_Hoover> Surpassed only in wickedness by the wicked witches of the west and east.  <copumpkin> you talking about me again?  <Phantom_Hoover> Yes.  <copumpkin> k
438) <Phantom_Hoover> I go to clean up the shrapnel from a teabag and you're discussing the definition of god out of nowhere.
441) <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life.
442) <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: nope, I removed . from the current directory
444) <Phantom_Hoover> pikhq, living in the future sucks.  <Phantom_Hoover> The past just keeps coming up to us and trying to make us feel guilty.
446) <oklopol> such a famous bisexual  <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, like Marlon Brando.  <Phantom_Hoover> And Caligula.  <Phantom_Hoover> And... Keeley Hawes?  <Phantom_Hoover> I feel cheated by Ashes to Ashes now.
462) <augur> ive been in #haskell and #agda primarily, recently  <Phantom_Hoover> So is #agda now full of dependently-typed gay sex?
504) <Phantom_Hoover> Sgeo_, the origin of suffering is desire for e-book readers.
517) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: it is a hate so pure and... pumpkin seeds?
518) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh look, Dax has brought TWO glowy science sticks.  <Phantom_Hoover> SHIT JUST GOT REAL
519) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, Taneb's been taken by a mood and he needs raw emeralds.  <Phantom_Hoover> It's been fun knowing him.
520) <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb's been hit by melancholy.  <Phantom_Hoover> He didn't have any friends, fortunatel.y
521) <Phantom_Hoover> Oh god.  <Phantom_Hoover> I've become a metallurgy hipster.
522) <Phantom_Hoover> You realise the micromanagement it took to make quintopia encrust my silver throne with emeralds rather than a jug?
530) <Phantom_Hoover> Riots in Glasgow would probably be reported as a sudden drop in crime.
532) <Phantom_Hoover> What is it with Cardassians, they're all really nice and then they hit you with a rock.
544) <Phantom_Hoover> I gave her the Noblesse Oblige rooms.  <Phantom_Hoover> She was happy with them even when they were behind 2 locked doors and a floodgate and full of water.
545) <Phantom_Hoover> On further reflection, I think I did manage to miss winter and spring altogether.  <Phantom_Hoover> This does explain the goblin siege I had in autumn.
546) <Phantom_Hoover> A possessed soapmaker: the most ridiculous thing?  <Phantom_Hoover> OH YES YOU JUST HAD TO CLAIM THE WORKSHOP I SET ASIDE FOR STRAND EXTRACTION YOU BASTARD  <Phantom_Hoover> I SWEAR IF ANY OF THAT ADAMANTINE GOES MISSING YOU'RE GETTING SOME HIGH-QUALITY ROOMS
552) <Phantom_Hoover> I didn't realise nickel apparently can't be shaped into a screw because of some fundamental feature of dwarven physics.
562) <Phantom_Hoover> The only happy dorf has a compassion stat of 0.  <Phantom_Hoover> Well, 20, but it amounts to the same.
570) <Phantom_Hoover> I keep asking random people for "friendship <thing>" and it's crippling
575) <Phantom_Hoover> FFS, building a perpetual motion machine should not be this hard.
576) <Phantom_Hoover> Hmm, I really need to institute dwarven birth control.
577) <Phantom_Hoover> Intake flooded with magma.  <Phantom_Hoover> Reactor connected.  <Phantom_Hoover> Pumps active.  <Phantom_Hoover> YES IT'S WORKING
580) <Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern.
581) <Phantom_Hoover> I'm sacrificing the animals, then I'm going to bed.
582) <Phantom_Hoover> Yeah, Bashir, just sit there drinking, rather than diagnosing the carpenter mauled in that tragic bonobo accident.
589) <Phantom_Hoover> You mean it'd be Tau Zero but without the spaceship?
590) <Phantom_Hoover> OK, making myself emergency doctor on the advice of IRC.
597) <Phantom_Hoover> THERE WAS A VISIBLE SUPERNOVA AND NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME??????????????????????????/
598) <Phantom_Hoover> It is like the Holocaust but with Nazis.
601) <Phantom_Hoover> We have no leather.  <Phantom_Hoover> Time to use that most venerable of resources, the puppy.
603) <Gregor> Phantom_Hoover: Sort of a monadic human centipede.
617) <Taneb> Mayor says we need to make aluminum items  <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, PH says you need to make lava items.
618) <elliott> Dear god stop staring at me.  <monqy> no never  <Phantom_Hoover> monqy is always staring at everyone.  <monqy> it takes many eyes to do this but I manage  <Phantom_Hoover> He is an inspiration to us all.
627) <Phantom_Hoover> I mean, any organisation called the Scottish Defence League should be beating up English people, what other point would there be?
632) <Phantom_Hoover> OMG  <Phantom_Hoover> What if  <Phantom_Hoover> we shoot Hitler with neutrinos
633) <Phantom_Hoover> It's like Pygmalion and Galatea but more weeaboo.  <Phantom_Hoover> Also lesbian.
641) <Phantom_Hoover> Guys no don't fly a Jem Hadar ship into Cardassian space to shoot things I played that mission in FreeSpace and it never works.
665) <Phantom_Hoover> oh god oh god  <Phantom_Hoover> what if I become  <Phantom_Hoover> attracted  <Phantom_Hoover> to birds
666) <Ngevd> "Facekicker" Hird is a member of the Hird family   <Phantom_Hoover> Ngevd, world-renowned detective.
670) <Phantom_Hoover> You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9.  <Phantom_Hoover> It wasn't in deep space.  <Phantom_Hoover> It was orbiting Bajor.
672) <Phantom_Hoover> I think the worst part of growing up is that it isn't retroactive.
673) <Phantom_Hoover> http://i.imgur.com/dosYw.png  <Phantom_Hoover> WELCOME TO FUCKING STEELROMANCED
685) <Phantom_Hoover> I'd insult you behind your back, but I don't care which side of your back I insult you on.
690) <Phantom_Hoover> Life expectancy now is a function of whether you go berserk or not.
700) <Phantom_Hoover> No you can't fight crime in Glasgow.  <Phantom_Hoover> It's like trying to get rid of the space-time continuum.
719) <Phantom_Hoover> The reason the cute animals collection includes pictures of intestines is that cute animals have to have intestines.
729) <Ngevd> This is not the time for science!   <Phantom_Hoover> ALL TIMES ARE TIME FOR SCIENCE
738) <Phantom_Hoover> Dinner? At two?  <fizzie> It's four here already. See, UTC+2. You need to add a couple of hours. Or was that subtract? I can never get those straight.
749) <Phantom_Hoover> The only way you could do better would be to implement Monopoly with chocolate.
750) <Phantom_Hoover> Just because you can't design a reliable Monopoly machine out of chocolate doesn't mean nobody else can.
751) <Phantom_Hoover> Phantom_Hoover OF YOURE.  <Phantom_Hoover> Oops.
752) <Phantom_Hoover> Here in Scotland we have a rigorous and well-tested theory of brothels.
758) <Phantom_Hoover> (I vehemently oppose the SNP because they want closer ties with Sweden.)
764) <Phantom_Hoover> Incest, the enemy of graph theorists everywhere.
779) <Phantom_Hoover> I had a dream last night where I got hit by a van but the van had a brain uploader in it and I was uploaded and I angsted because I was stuck spending eternity with singularitarians?
781) <Phantom_Hoover> oh jesus my mother is trying to ship bear grylls with miranda hart aerio;jghaeirugha
782) <Phantom_Hoover> "Category 4 ("professional") fireworks are for sale only to fireworks professionals. They have no restrictions,"  <Phantom_Hoover> OK I need to become a pyrotechnician.  <ais523> Phantom_Hoover: that's like wanting to become a locksmith  <ais523> so that you can legally own lockpicks  <Phantom_Hoover> Did I mention when I wanted to become a locksmith?
788) <Phantom_Hoover> There.... is a box of Gardasil next to the butter in my fridge.  <Phantom_Hoover> At least my sandwich will be immune to cervical cancer *and* genital warts, I suppose.
791) * Phantom_Hoover moves 0.5 Phantom_Hoover into the Atlantic, and captures fizzie's upper body with 0.5 Phantom_Hoover.  <fizzie> Glurk.
805) <Phantom_Hoover> BF derivatives are a cancer running throughout the fringes of the esolang community, and as the fringes vastly outweigh the core, we're screwed.
820) <fungot> Phantom_Hoover: gsi-ffs.scm just has a tendency to give procedures meaningful, spelled out, names, unlike " fnord)"