2008-03-14.txt:20:48:37: <Deewiant> google suggests hexham, england
2011-05-22.txt:18:56:47: <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, quick, show us a picture of Hexham so we may laugh.
2011-06-17.txt:22:33:37: <elliott> http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/libertycentral/2011/jun/17/library-censoring-internet-hexham
2011-06-17.txt:22:33:43: <elliott> Hexham: exactly the same as China.
2011-06-29.txt:04:35:29: <elliott> http://208.87.32.71/landerbanners/he/hexham.com.jpg hexham
2011-06-29.txt:04:37:59: <elliott> tigers in hexham
2011-06-29.txt:04:38:18: <elliott> total hexham.com.jpg
2011-07-08.txt:09:35:09: <elliott> hexham lava
2011-07-08.txt:09:35:33: <elliott> maybe i'll just call the actual DSL hexham lava
2011-07-08.txt:09:36:11: <ais523> do you still live in an insignificant village vaguely near Hexham?
2011-07-08.txt:09:36:28: <elliott> ais523: no, I've been in Hexham proper since late last year
2011-07-08.txt:09:45:40: <oerjan> <ais523> do you still live in an insignificant village vaguely near Hexham? <-- wait, hexham isn't an insignificant village?
2011-07-16.txt:16:01:00: <Phantom_Hoover> Please don't tell me you live in Hexham.
2011-07-16.txt:16:01:23: <Phantom_Hoover> You... you do live in Hexham, don't you.
2011-07-16.txt:16:02:10: <oklofok> how many people live in hexham?
2011-07-16.txt:16:02:35: <oklofok> then either you do not live in hexham or we know who brought you here
2011-07-16.txt:16:03:20: <Taneb> I seriously do live in Hexham
2011-07-16.txt:16:05:08: <oklofok> huh. well elliott lives in hexham as well
2011-07-16.txt:16:06:07: <Taneb> He lives in Hexham?
2011-07-16.txt:16:10:26: <Taneb> I can prove that I live in Hexham!
2011-07-16.txt:16:11:35: <oklofok> a guy with your palindrome talent could easily work it out we were going to ask you if you lived in hexham.
2011-07-16.txt:16:12:01: <Taneb> I had no idea that you were going to ask me if I lived in Hexham
2011-07-16.txt:16:12:46: <oklofok> how many festivals a year does hexham have?
2011-07-16.txt:16:13:42: <Taneb> And that other time when there's a historical redoey thingy on about the Hexham Protests
2011-07-16.txt:16:14:30: <Phantom_Hoover> ""Hexham" was used in the Borders as a euphemism for "Hell"."
2011-07-16.txt:16:17:35: <Taneb> http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Queen_Elizabeth_High_School,_Hexham&action=history
2011-07-16.txt:16:18:01: <Taneb> http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Queen_Elizabeth_High_School,_Hexham&diff=prev&oldid=371171660
2011-07-16.txt:18:05:59: <Taneb> Still not believing I live in Hexham
2011-07-16.txt:18:06:36: <oklofok> i'm currently acting on the assumption that you will consistently claim to be from hexham
2011-07-16.txt:18:07:03: <Taneb> I cannot think of a way to prove that I am in Hexham
2011-07-16.txt:18:08:20: <oklofok> go to one of the things hexham has that is on the internet and put something of my choice there
2011-07-16.txt:18:09:09: <Taneb> I will stand next to the abbey in site of the Hexham Courant Webcam for a while with a sign saying "I AM TANEB"
2011-07-16.txt:21:47:10: <elliott> Taneb: Are you serious do you live in Hexham.
2011-07-16.txt:21:51:53: <elliott> Taneb: <elliott> Taneb: Are you serious do you live in Hexham.
2011-07-16.txt:21:54:58: <Taneb> Hexham has a population that I'm gonna call 10000 for easier maths
2011-07-16.txt:21:57:04: <Taneb> By these numbers, there is a 1 in 600000 chance of a random person living in Hexham
2011-07-16.txt:21:57:57: <Taneb> That means there is over a 1 in 1000 chance of one living in Hexham
2011-07-16.txt:21:58:09: <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb, you of course realise that the probability of a random esolanger being from Hexham is much more than 1/600000.
2011-07-16.txt:21:59:45: <elliott> Taneb: OK fine, the chance of a random person who is both an esolanger and who reads MSPA living in Hexham is pretty low :-P
2011-07-16.txt:22:00:38: <elliott> Me and Taneb are the only two people in Hexham.
2011-07-16.txt:22:00:56: <oklofok> well i kind of live in hexham too
2011-07-16.txt:22:01:56: <Sgeo> elliott, as in, Hexham was where fax lives or something, so it would seem likely that Taneb is fax
2011-07-16.txt:22:02:35: <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, erm, fax lived in Hexham?
2011-07-16.txt:22:15:14: <Taneb> Zero, Elliott, when I heard you lived in Hexham I checked you out
2011-07-18.txt:12:43:55: <Taneb> Whereabouts in Hexham do you live?
2011-07-22.txt:23:11:52: <elliott> is it cold there Taneb too am i the only cold person in hexham
2011-07-31.txt:17:56:30: <Taneb> I think my great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather was christened in Hexham
2011-08-03.txt:19:17:13: <Taneb> Those people from Hexham are weird
2011-09-12.txt:01:50:24: <ais523> but you can't shout loud enough to reach Birmingham from Hexham
2011-09-12.txt:01:55:28: <ais523> elliott: interestingly, Google Maps suggests two entirely different routes from Hexham to Birmingham
2011-09-12.txt:01:56:14: <ais523> also, I didn't really appreciate that Hexham was that far North
2011-09-12.txt:01:57:16: <ais523> that'd make sense, who'd put Hexham in a geoIP?
2011-09-12.txt:01:58:31: <elliott> "We could not calculate directions between Hexham, UK and Birmingham, AL."
2011-09-12.txt:01:58:55: <ais523> http://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=hexham+uk&daddr=birmingham+uk&hl=en&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=34.122306,85.869141&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFZHTIAMdKBvj_ylzcUEbLZRwSDGYee6u8P6Byg&vpsrc=0&mra=ls&t=m&z=7
2011-09-12.txt:02:05:52: <elliott> http://www.sustrans.org.uk/map?searchKey=hexham&searchType=search&Search=Find this is not very pleasant to use
2011-09-12.txt:02:05:54: <ais523> anyway, route 72 seems to go through hexham
2011-09-12.txt:02:07:53: <ais523> the route seems to be mostly along the north of Hexham, and makes a small detour to visit the railway station
2011-09-12.txt:02:09:03: <ais523> that should be your walking route from Hexham to Birmingham
2011-09-12.txt:02:09:34: <ais523> but Hexham's so far north of Birmingham that I doubt it
2011-09-12.txt:19:11:29: <elliott> http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&geocode=&sll=68.269125,19.376158&sspn=0.017033,0.058107&vpsrc=0&g=68.269125,19.376158&dirflg=w&mra=ltm&ie=UTF8&t=m&z=4
2011-09-12.txt:19:11:42: <elliott> it goes from hexham to the netherlands
2011-09-12.txt:19:13:38: <Taneb> Also, I think Hexham has a disproportionately large amount of esoteric programming enthusiasts
2011-09-12.txt:19:15:32: <Vorpal> <Taneb> And as far as I am aware, we've NEVER MET <-- how large is Hexham?
2011-09-12.txt:19:31:50: <oerjan> <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: I and Taneb can never meet. <-- wait, wouldn't it be ok as long as it is nowhere near hexham?
2011-09-12.txt:19:32:59: <Phantom_Hoover> nooga, fun fact: Hexham is Borders slang for hell.
2011-09-12.txt:19:38:09: <elliott> ais523: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&geocode=&sll=68.269125,19.376158&sspn=0.017033,0.058107&vpsrc=0&g=68.269125,19.376158&dirflg=w&mra=ltm&ie=UTF8&t=m&z=4
2011-09-12.txt:19:40:54: <Phantom_Hoover> http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&geocode=&sll=68.269125,19.376158&sspn=0.017033,0.058107&vpsrc=0&g=68.269125,19.376158&dirflg=w&mra=ltm&ie=UTF8&t=m&z=4
2011-09-12.txt:19:41:58: <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, sorry, http://maps.google.com/maps?q=from:+hexham+to:+edinburgh+to:+68.269125,19.376158&saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&ll=48.224673,1.318359&spn=31.503035,57.65625&sll=53.917281,-1.801758&sspn=6.951905,14.414062&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFWC7VQMdsFzP_ykjJpilALiHSDEnF-d8exTyZA%3BFUW0EQQdHqgnAQ&vpsrc=6&dirflg=w&t=m&z=4
2011-09-12.txt:19:45:19: <elliott> Phantom_Hoover: oklopol: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:helsinki+to:Kiruna,+Sweden&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFWC7VQMdsFzP_ykjJpilALiHSDEnF-d8exTyZA%3B%3B&sll=67.554754,18.797607&sspn=2.773689,11.634521&vpsrc=0&hl=en&dirflg=w&mra=ls&ie=UTF8&t=m&z=4
2011-09-12.txt:19:46:05: <Deewiant> http://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:Helsinki,+Finland+to:68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&ll=59.800634,10.634766&spn=31.091097,70.136719&sll=59.800634,10.195313&sspn=31.091097,70.136719
2011-09-12.txt:19:46:56: <Taneb> http://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:Helsinki,+Finland+to:68.269125,19.376158&hl=en&ll=59.800634,10.634766&spn=31.091097,70.136719&sll=59.800634,10.195313&sspn=31.091097,70.136719
2011-09-12.txt:19:47:25: <elliott> http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:Riga,+Latvia+to:Helsinki,+Finland+to:68.269125,19.376158&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFWC7VQMdsFzP_ykjJpilALiHSDEnF-d8exTyZA%3B%3BFVQelgMdAId8ASmRBiGWxwuSRjFj9-I7hL1OzQ%3BFUW0EQQdHqgnAQ&sll=59.592995,11.21014&sspn=29.97045,93.076172&vpsrc=0&hl=en&mra=ls&ie=UTF8&t=m&z=4
2011-09-12.txt:19:48:25: <oklopol> i could even fly to hexham but i guess that'd defeat the purpose
2011-09-12.txt:19:51:00: <elliott> olsner: this is our base route: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=hexham&daddr=edinburgh+to:Riga,+Latvia+to:Helsinki,+Finland+to:68.269125,19.376158&geocode=FWjHRgMdAf3f_ykVmDENYpB9SDEEwA0heCs6qA%3BFWC7VQMdsFzP_ykjJpilALiHSDEnF-d8exTyZA%3BFWjvZAMdks9vASntPQflsM_uRjEw_vJozc8ABA%3BFVQelgMdAId8ASmRBiGWxwuSRjFj9-I7hL1OzQ%3BFUW0EQQdHqgnAQ&sll=59.592995,11.21014&sspn=29.97045,93.076172&vpsrc=6&hl=en&dirflg=w&mra=ltm&ie=UTF8&ll=59.888937,
2011-09-12.txt:19:56:26: <Taneb> We've got to get to Northern Sweden from Hexham via Scotland, Belgium, England, Netherlands, England, Denmark, Germany, Latvia, Sweden, Estonia and Finland together without meeting
2011-09-12.txt:20:05:14: <Taneb> That's a bit like Hexham, then
2011-09-13.txt:18:34:55: <elliott> `log hexham
2011-09-13.txt:18:34:58: <HackEgo> 2010-12-18.txt:20:50:50: <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, I DETEST YOU AND I AM ALREADY ON A TRAIN TO HEXHAM TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH A LAMP POST.
2011-09-13.txt:18:35:19: <Phantom_Hoover> Taneb has 'Hexham' on ping.
2011-09-13.txt:18:35:31: <elliott> `log hexham
2011-09-13.txt:18:35:35: <HackEgo> 2011-09-12.txt:19:48:25: <oklopol> i could even fly to hexham but i guess that'd defeat the purpose
2011-09-13.txt:18:35:50: <elliott> `log hexham
2011-09-13.txt:18:35:54: <HackEgo> 2011-07-16.txt:22:00:56: <oklofok> well i kind of live in hexham too
2011-09-13.txt:20:23:11: <Taneb> It's actually bigger than Hexham
2011-09-13.txt:20:24:23: <Taneb> Wow, Hexham and Scotland have swapped populations
2011-09-13.txt:20:24:47: <Gregor> BUT WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF HEXHAM (the land of six pigs)
2011-09-13.txt:20:28:31: <Taneb> Practically in Hexham
2011-09-16.txt:15:12:50: <Taneb> I blame the awful weather in Hexham
2011-09-16.txt:16:33:39: <fizzie> Hexham, Latvia.
2011-09-17.txt:21:08:33: <ais523> elliott: Subject: 	[SPAM?] SPAM: example viagra cialis hexham didgeridoo
2011-09-17.txt:21:09:22: <monqy> viagra cialis hexham didgeridoo
2011-09-18.txt:00:58:31: <ais523> perhaps I should give lessons in-channel, so elliott doesn't have to walk all the way from Hexham to attend them
2011-09-18.txt:16:30:45: <Ngevd> I think there's actually someone near HEXHAM, THE CAPITAL OF ESOTERIC PROGRAMMING who does it for a living
2011-09-18.txt:16:41:32: <Phantom_Hoover> <Ngevd> I think there's actually someone near HEXHAM, THE CAPITAL OF ESOTERIC PROGRAMMING who does it for a living
2011-09-18.txt:18:54:32: <Ngevd> It was invented by someone from Hexham
2011-09-20.txt:16:38:58: <Ngevd> It thinks Hexham's in... Israel? So I have to say I'm in the middle of the Atlantic to compensate
2011-09-20.txt:16:39:53: <fizzie> There's a Hexham everywhere.
2011-09-20.txt:16:40:58: <fizzie> Hexham is where the heart is. <- An old Chinese proverb.
2011-09-20.txt:20:18:48: <elliott> i'm in the great fridge we call "hexham
2011-09-20.txt:20:20:16: <Phantom_Hoover> elliott, wait, what's the nearest city to Hexham.
2011-09-20.txt:20:22:09: <elliott> Has nobody told Phantom_Hoover about the wormhole near Hexham?
2011-09-21.txt:18:42:25: <elliott_> "The esolanger who is aware of IWC's existence who is regularly in #esoteric and who lives in Hexham" was pretty ambiguous before he came along :P
2011-09-21.txt:18:42:38: <ais523> wait, there are two Hexhamers in #esoteric?
2011-09-21.txt:18:43:04: <ais523> given that Hexham is minor enough that elliott_ was surprised that I'd heard of it
2011-09-21.txt:18:43:19: <Gregor> It's surprising that they've never met given that the entire population of Hexham is six pigs and twelve farmers to maintain the six pigs.
2011-09-21.txt:18:45:26: <elliott_> <ais523> wait, there are two Hexhamers in #esoteric?
2011-09-21.txt:18:45:41: <elliott_> `pastelogs don't tell me you live in hexham
2011-09-21.txt:18:45:55: <ais523> I thought it was reasonably well-known that elliott_ lived in hexham
2011-09-21.txt:18:46:16: <elliott_> `pastelogs hexham
2011-09-21.txt:18:47:06: <ais523> 2008-03-14.txt:20:48:37: <Deewiant> google suggests hexham, england
2011-09-21.txt:18:48:19: <elliott_> ais523: tl;dr Taneb mentioned he was from Northumberland, PH said "please don't tell me you live in Hexham", Taneb freaked out.
2011-09-21.txt:18:48:31: <ais523> Deewiant: ah, so elliott_ was a known hexham/just-next-to-hexham resident before the codu logs started
2011-09-21.txt:18:50:47: <Ngevd> I sometimes where a John Egbert shirt in Hexham
2011-09-21.txt:18:50:57: <Ngevd> That is, in the middle of Hexham
2011-09-21.txt:19:35:11: <elliott> `pastelogs don't tell me you live in hexham
2011-09-21.txt:19:35:27: <olsner> `log hexham
2011-09-21.txt:19:35:32: <HackEgo> 2011-09-21.txt:18:45:26: <elliott_> <ais523> wait, there are two Hexhamers in #esoteric?
2011-09-21.txt:19:36:02: <ais523> `pastelogs hexham