<zzo38> slashlearn cricket//Cricket is one team is in and one team is out, and the team who are out try to get the team who is in to be out, and then the team who was previously out can be in. Whoever earn more points wins, unless you run out of time, in which case nobody wins.

Your lifespan is how fat you are in the time dimension. The temporally fattest person in the world has a temporal length of 122 years. Interestingly, the fatter you are in space, the less fat you tend to be in time.