<oerjan> le/rn rules of wisdom//Unless essential for the entry\'s humor, all wisdom entries should: be understandable without the separate key, be single spaced, and use proper capitalization and punctuation.

Agent “Iä” Smith is an alien with a strange allergy to avian body covering, which he is trying to retroactively prevent from ever evolving. On the 3rd of March, he's lawful good.