<oerjan> le/rn rules of wisdom//Unless essential for the entry\'s humor, all wisdom entries should: be understandable without the separate key, be single spaced, and use proper capitalization and punctuation.

#!/usr/bin/perl
$_ = (join " ", @ARGV) || `words`; s/^\s+|\s+$//g; print "Hi $_. "; if (/[aeiouyAEIOUY]/) { s/^[^aeiouyAEIOUY]*/H/; } else { s/^./H/; } print "$_.";