<zgrep> overwrite bin/tomfoolery = if [ -z "$1" ];then exec echo "I have nothing to tell you.";fi;f="tmflry/$(echo "$1" | lowercase)";if [ -h "$f" ];then exec tomfoolery `readlink "$f" | sed \'s/^tmflry\\///\'`;fi;if [ -x "$f" ];then exec bash "$f";fi;if [ -r "$f" ];then exec cat "$f";fi;echo "I must confess, I know not of what you are speaking."

#!/bin/bash
if [ ! "$1" ]
then
    echo 'Define what?'
    exit 1
fi

QUERY=`echo -n "$1" | od -t x1 -A n -w1000 | tr " " %`

lynx --cfg=/dev/null --lss=/dev/null \
    --dump --width=1000 'http://google.com/search?q=define:'"$QUERY" |
    grep -A 3 'Definitions of' |
    head -n 4 | tail -n 3