<zgrep> overwrite bin/tomfoolery = if [ -z "$1" ];then exec echo "I have nothing to tell you.";fi;f="tmflry/$(echo "$1" | lowercase)";if [ -h "$f" ];then exec tomfoolery `readlink "$f" | sed \'s/^tmflry\\///\'`;fi;if [ -x "$f" ];then exec bash "$f";fi;if [ -r "$f" ];then exec cat "$f";fi;echo "I must confess, I know not of what you are speaking."

#!/usr/bin/env bash
n="<${1% }>"; n="${n,,}"
while ((i++ < 30)) && read -r file
do awk -vf="${file##*/}" -vn="$n" 'tolower($2) ~ n{x=$0} END{if(!x) exit 1; print f,x}' "$file" && exit;
done < <(ls -r /var/irclogs/_esoteric/????-??-??.txt)
echo "not lately"