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<oerjan> le/rn soviet union/In ancient history, the Soviet Union used to be the THEM. They believed in absurd principles like "Better Red than Dead". Then Ronald Reagan invented Star Wars to destroy it, after which there seemed to be no the THEM for a while.
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7) <oerjan> what, you mean that wasn't your real name? <Warrigal> Gosh, I guess it is. I never realized that. 17) <oerjan> ehird has gone insane, clearly. 19) <fungot> oerjan: are you a man, if there weren't evil in this kingdom to you! you shall find bekkler! executing program. please let me go... put me out! he's really a tricycle! pass him! 22) <oerjan> In an alternate universe, ehird has taste 23) IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: <oerjan> In an alternate universe, I would say "In an alternate universe, ehird has taste" 27) PA ET ANNET UNIVERSET DER DE ENESTE PERSONEN OERJAN: <oerjan> sa jeg kan bare konkludere med at det er feil, eller er verden helt bonkers 64) * oerjan swats FireFly since he's easier to hit -----### <FireFly> Meh * FireFly dies 114) <oerjan> insufficient time dilation. try running faster. 130) <oerjan> alise: mainly it's the fact it blows so hard i cannot avoid hitting the walls of the thing, which completely goes against my basic public toilet hygiene principles 136) <AnMaster> oerjan, can you ever get any number higher than 3 at the start of "ordinary" [look-and-say sequences]? <ais523> it's not clear from the RFCs 174) <oerjan> it's not obvious from quantum mechanics that you can destroy a universe arbitrarily. 220) <elliott> oerjan: What, can girls aim their penises better? 227) <oerjan> elliott: i think i wrote a proof of 0*x = 0 on this channel once 228) * oerjan considered buying lutefisk, but apparently it cannot be prepared in microwave </bachelor frog> 244) <oklopol> oerjan: also actually A(4, 4) is larger than any other integer, i learned this the other day when i was reading about this algo, it had complexity O(n a^-1(n)) = O(n a^-1(4)) 262) <oerjan> (the former is a very deep theorem, i'd have had to read the whole book to understand it, so i didn't.) 272) <oerjan> <Gregor> oerjan: Tell us what (a(b{c}d)*2e)%2 expands to <-- ababcdbcdedbabcdbcdede, i think <Gregor> oerjan: What - the - fuck 307) <fungot> oerjan: are you in an aware state when the only hammer you have is for variable assignation and blocks 351) <elliott> oerjan: why so potable ...... <oerjan> DRINK ME 370) <augur> oerjan you're swedish, right? 392) <elliott> oerjan: but hypothetically, assume a Christian spontaneously materialised during the apocalypse 420) <elliott_> I'm not even going to try and understand what you're proposing. <oerjan> i understand it perfectly. it's completely nuts. 431) <oerjan> i never meta turing. he died before i was born. 432) <elliott> oerjan: can you delete that and the meta turing completeness page <elliott> thanks <oerjan> elliott: IN UNIVERSO ALTERNATIVO, OERJAN PAGINAS DELET 437) <oerjan> adding quotes by yourself is strictly prohibited and will lead to you being banned 438) <oerjan> as i was filled with zzo38 mystery at the moment i saw <zzo38> quintopia: I am at Canada. 442) <Sgeo> Will anyone be irritated if I tend to disconnect and reconnect a lot? [...] <oerjan> we _almost_ have an established policy that bots will be banned it they do that. which means we might have to administer a turing test to sgeo, and that could get ugly. 443) <Phantom_Hoover> oerjan, little do you realise that everything you say and do is part of that great monad tutorial we call life. 501) <monqy> cigaretes and drunking "lame highs for lame people" <oerjan> yeah if it doesn't make you go crazy and shoot at people, it's not worth it. take it from a norwegian. 503) [2008] <nooga> i'm testing Haiku <nooga> and it appears that it is a major shit <oerjan> 5+7+5, not 5+11, nooga 504) <Taneb> Speaking of the CiSRA puzzles, anyone want to form a team <oerjan> i avoid my duties by carefully never registering to anything new 513) <oerjan> i try to be a hermit but it's hard with all these housemates. 530) <ais523> oerjan: I'm not imaginative enough to write truly great slash fiction 531) <oerjan> sllide: @ is an OS made out of only the finest vapour 586) <oerjan> theorem prover yada yada halting problem. 588) <elliott> well, oerjan has a lot of opinions on this, so I'll hand it over to him 630) <oerjan> yes 5 is very infixr 648) <oerjan> i am sorry to disappoint you, but my musical taste is on the side abba, verdi, and celine dion. i know this may not be popular and that you would have preferred me to be a satanist. 664) <oerjan> <Patashu> But wait what if I'm using a quantum computer <-- there is "quantum entropy". it's the same except no one understands it. 697) <oerjan> elliott: it occurs to me that `? welcome is atypical: its information is actually true. 719) <CakeProphet> but yeah the caliphates expanded their empire by conquering people and then forcing them to either convert to Islam or die. [...] <oerjan> i thought it was sort of, convert to islam or pay extra taxes, but i guess it varied a lot. 720) * oerjan concludes that unsafeCoerce has no effect on strictness 725) <oerjan> shachaf: wait, _you_ are in northumberland? <shachaf> No. <oerjan> whew <oerjan> we don't have room for more esolangers there. <shachaf> oerjan: Wait, *you* are in Northumberland? <oerjan> no <shachaf> Whew. <shachaf> We don't have room for more esolangers there. 731) <oerjan> wolfram armageddon, the genius overlord game 743) <oerjan> well, i have to assume if i'm going to make any asses 744) <itidus20> if only alonzo church would have anticipated the computer terminal... <zzo38> itidus20: What do you think it would be if he did so? <itidus20> i just plucked his name at random [...] <oerjan> if only the marquis de sade would have anticipated hospital romance novels 771) <oerjan> DeadlyFugu: the kind of aids you get in a mountain cottage 778) <fizzie> oerjan: Hey, what's your country code for telephonistic dialling from the outside world? <oerjan> fizzie: +47 <fizzie> oerjan: Ooh, you're, like, right next to Sweden there. <fizzie> I... guess you are geographically, too. 784) <oerjan> fizzie: wait the germans burned lapland? they also burned finnmark. <fizzie> oerjan: It's a bit of what they do. This was the time when we no longer were such good friends any more, and told them to go away.