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<oerjan> le/rn soviet union/In ancient history, the Soviet Union used to be the THEM. They believed in absurd principles like "Better Red than Dead". Then Ronald Reagan invented Star Wars to destroy it, after which there seemed to be no the THEM for a while.
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840) <shachaf> Bike: Your client colours people? <Bike> it would be pretty boring to see everyone as white, i get that enough in real life 843) <Bike> "damn, my port of ghc to php isn't properly taking javascript booleans into account" 863) <kmc> i bet a blog post complaining about ");});});" syntax in JavaScript and comparing it unfavorably to Lisp would get approximately one billion comments on hacker news <Bike> but at what cost? your very soul, kmc! 868) [on Diplomacy] <Bike> man, that doesn't even mention greece at all [...] <Bike> oh, this is about a game, not world war i. 873) <Bike> i don't even know anything about feather and i'm getting sick of the time travel jokes 881) <Bike> so, i'm readng chaitin's book on the diophantine thing, and he uses lisp with single-character variable names, in APL's character set. is there a reliable test to see if i'm actually in some caricatured hell? 889) <Bike> the idea is that you can get the information you need from reading the other players, isn't it [...] <Bike> and of course, reading isn't limited to facial expressions [...] <fizzie> That's true, you can read e.g. books. 892) <zzo38> What is your opinion on the Catholic doctrine and tradition and so on? <Bike> i give it 7/10. 896) <Bike> I've heard the manga of Das Kapital is actually pretty good. 900) <Bike> Usually I'd use Rankine, but the fucking weather doesn't support it. 901) <elliott> okay so <elliott> i went to wikimapia per Bike <elliott> and found a tiny little nowhere that looked like it might be it <elliott> zoomed in <elliott> thought aw yeah this looks remote maybe it's it <elliott> turns out it's hawaii <elliott> i am not very good at this 902) <shachaf> Taneb: STOP TRYING TO GET LENS INTO EVERYTHING <shachaf> Bike: You should use lens! <Taneb> NEVER <Bike> shachaf: i'm getting mixed messages here 906) <Bike> back in high school a guy printed out the entire script of portal 1 and was reading it out during a field trip. it's possible i'm mentally scarred 918) <Bike> well he could register the new tld for just a few thousand fucks 919) <fungot> Bike: the best acid? where is it? 937) <Bike> if you say "java" three times to a dark mirror does steele come out and lecture you about operator overloading 948) <Bike> Are you sure this isn't the Sims <kallisti> can you get married to your variables? <kallisti> this is a feature I find lacking in most languages 957) <Bike> i've always wanted to xor swap transfinite ordinals 962) <Bike> kmc: ok i gotta admit i fully support the use of ultrafilters in social sciences 963) <Bike> When I imagine x86 I imagine a Swiss Family Robinson style treehouse, with parts continually bursting into flame underneath as they build higher and higher on the broken remnants of what they slapped together last week. 964) <elliott> also did you learn Haskell yet <Bike> i think i've got most of it now what are these "type" things 978) <Bike> so speaking of something more interesting than whatever that is, [...] 981) <Bike> elliott: atlas shrugged is basically about wacking galt repeatedly with a giant platonic solid 988) <kmc> the innovation of the iPhone was... just that it had a web browser that wasn't awful <Bike> i believe that's how the bolsheviks took over russia as well <Bike> the kulaks mainly stuck with IE and so were rightfully put to death by the cheka 989) <Bike> i feel like i should say "sexual dimorphism" winkingly and then transmute myself into a horrid fleshbeast 991) <shachaf> Bike: I think you're ready to learn about lens. <Bike> oh god <Bike> fiora help somebody help <Bike> anybody 993) <kmc> hm hitler probably did one thing that I like too <kmc> he banned tubas, I guess I am neutral on tubas <Fiora> oh! he killed hitler <kmc> oh yeah, there we go <kmc> thanks Fiora <Bike> he also killed the guy who killed hitler 994) <elliott> Bike: oh huh. addition is really easy. 995) <Bike> W A R N I N G. This source code follows transcomplex computational paths, even where more accurate, real, computational paths exist. <Bike> Y O U H A V E B E E N W A R N E D. <Bike> It literally says that 999) <Bike> It's like narnia only with dicks 1002) <Bike> man at least job applications in biosciences are just like "you are willing to put your arms through a cow" <kmc> Bike: please send us a link to your CowHub profile of cows you have previously put your arms through on your own time for fun <Bike> please provide at least two zebrafish you have modified to glow in the dark 1019) <Bike> ◊_______________________◊ <elliott> help. <Phantom_Hoover> jesus christ elliott <Phantom_Hoover> apply pressure evenly when jamming eyes open 1025) <Bike> whenever you feel bad about projecting just think: "at least i'm not freud" 1028) <Bike> http://www.amazon.com/Someone-Cuttlefish-Shapeshifter-Erotica-ebook/dp/B0087PTMW2 i hope you know this is going to /fuck up/ my amazon recs 1033) <Bike> ok confession time <Bike> because of the whole "generation" thing i thought that kids were born in waves until i was like twelve <Bike> and everybody like reproduced at the same time 1035) <Bike> i think we need more clever well-recognized idioms based on nematodes 1036) <oerjan> i vaguely thought sigbovik was all jokes? <Bike> oerjan: jokes written by CS people, so none of it's funny, just sad 1038) <Bike> can sex be liberated from the von neumann position 1041) <Bike> esolangs were originally developed to protest socialism in italy in the 30s 1047) <Bike> I'm glad I quit programming to take up listening to numbers stations 1051) <Bike> that reminds me of a great quote about bird semen 1054) <kmc> doom <Bike> YES <Bike> oh no