<tswett> le/rn fundamental theorem of Taneb/The Fundamental Theorem of Taneb states that for all strings S, if S describes a thing, then it is provable that Taneb invented the thing described by S; and, furthermore, that it is provable that there exists a string T that describes a thing that Taneb did not invent.

#!/usr/bin/env bash
s="<${1% }>"
while ((i++ < 30)) && read -r file; do
	line=
	while read -r t n m; do [[ $n =~ $s ]] && line="$t $n $m"; done <"$file"
	[[ -n "$line" ]] && { printf '%s:%s\n' "${file##*/}" "$line"; exit; }
done < <(ls -r /var/irclogs/_esoteric/????-??-??.txt)
echo 'well, not lately'