<wob_jonas> perl -eopen$i,"<",($f="wisdom/aristotle");$_=<$i>; s/(fifth) kind of vitreous/$1/ or die; if (1) { open$o,">",$f; print$o $_ or die; } print substr$_,200;

Pokemon Red is a low-level handheld programming language disguised as a game, allowing you to execute arbitrary code from anywhere.